Youtube! You promised me power!
You said if I get a lot of dislikes I will get more veiws
I will become more poweful
than ever
Yes, yes of course I'm still the most powerful Youtuber on the planet
I don't think you understand
I need more
I don't think you understand the excessive greed of a Youtuber
I know you're holding out on me Youtube
tell me what else secrets you have
that can effect the algorithm
I did the likes. I did the dislikes. Of course I'm gonna milk this fucking shit
what else you got Youtube?
(phone voice): Do you not see my apprentice? You are missing the third part, the comments
Felix: Comments
*laughs*
What's fucking AHHH 1 MILLION COMMENTS!
CAN WE FUCKING DO IT?
CAN THIS VIDEO GET 1 MILLION COMMENTS?
1 MILLION COMMENTS!
1 MILLLLL!!! 1 MILLION COMMENTS! CAN WE SMASH IT?
AHHHH
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1 MILLION COMMENTS
*Japanese music*
1 MILLION COMMENTS
OR I'LL FUCK THIS PLANT
1 MILLION COMMMMMMM
1 MILLION COMMENTS
1 million comments. Can we smash it everybody?
Let's smash 1 million comments
on this video
ONE
MILLION
COMMENTS
if we get 1 million comments, I will delete my channel
dick pics at one million comments
2017 # Let's trend it WORLDWIDE
vodka
ahhhhhhhhhaha
1 million comments
and i'll kill myself for views
can this video get 1 million?
1 million
1 million
no?
1 million comments
did you comment yet?
have you left a comment?
AAAHA
*japanese music*
1 million!
*screaming*
1 million!
1 million
1 million comments
open your eyes
1 million!!!!!
*dramatic music*
like if u cry evrytime
uh, what should people actually comment?
Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we just add a picture of a shitty meme?
kids love that shit
they comment like crazy
fucking morons
*japanese music*