- I'm Zach. - I'm Ned.
- I'm Eugene. - And I'm Keith, and this is
ALL: "Squad Wars!"
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Oh, hi there.
Yeah, baby, get it, baby!
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Please welcome Jake Pavelka.
Cat Zingano.
Three of the most iconic drag queens
to ever grace the runway.
Rebecca Black.
Kendall Schmidt.
And Dante Basco,
a.k.a. Rufio!
You will become a race car pit crew.
Bollywood dancers.
Professional wrestlers.
Oh, my God! He was murdered!
And each week, two of us will be joining in
on the fun.
Ahhh!
Oww!
Let's get beautiful.
- Yeah! - [applause]
- [shrieks] - [laughter]
Oh, this could be a disaster.
And each episode will feature
a different guest judge.
Lance Bass! Lance Bass, baby!
Lance Bass.
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The winner of the episode will receive
the ultimate trophy in reality competition:
the Tryphy.
You can suck it, Nobel Peace Prize.
[tires screeching]
Ahh!
Keep your hand up, don't go down.
- Mmmm. - Thank you, okay.
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I want to thank you guys
for my inviting me into your squad.
Oh, well, thank you--
Oh!
What?!
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