A Trespassing Constrictor

[music playing]
[dogs barking]
[sighs]
Are they big dogs, little dogs?
Yeah, it's quite a lot of dogs there.
[dog barks]
Sue, turn off that camera, [inaudible].
No, we're not t--
NEIGHBOR: Turn off that camera.
Sue, are you there yet?
Are these people all right if I-- ow.
All I can hear is shouting, swearing, and a big commotion.
Jeez, this guy is not happy.
All that I heard was, f-ing this, I'm gonna kill you.
And I was trying to politely say, I'm trying to get a snake.
I want to try and reason with him,
but he's just not listening to me.
SIMON: We're gonna lose it.
We're taking too long.
We don't want to get in trouble, but we have to save this snake.
I've got no option, other than to jump the fence,
try and catch the snake, and get out
before the guy finds me and shoots me,
because that's what he's gonna do.
[nervous laugh]
Yeah, yeah.
SIMON (VOICEOVER): Saving the snake also
means we're removing a serious threat to this guy's
dogs or young kids.
[dogs barking]
SUSIE: Oh, there's a-- there's a--
SIMON: All right.
SUSIE: No, that's fine.
Mhm.
It's actually over on that side.
I'm gonna jump this side and then jump the other side.
Oh, there's all glass everywhere.
I'll go slowly.
Ah, right.
SUSIE: OK.
SIMON: Go.
I can see it.
And if I don't grab it, we'll lose it.
This man was really intimidating.
I don't want to aggravate him and annoy him,
so I run back around to try and help Simon.
[dogs barking]
Where are you, Simon?
SIMON: Here.
SUSIE: Should I come back around?
Just mind yourself.
SUSIE: Ooh.
OK, it's going into here.
I've got no tools, so I'm gonna have to grab this one by hand.
Come here.
OK, I've got it by the tail.
I've gotta hurry.
SIMON: [panting]
Hold on, where's his head?
Ah, that's it.
Go on, snake.
SUSIE: How did you get in there?
Wait, there we go.
SUSIE: Simon. - I'm here.
I've got it.
SUSIE: You're in that guy's property.
Got it. SUSIE: Be careful.
Where are you?
SIMON: Hey, don't bite me.
All right, one red-tailed boa.
Now I've got the snake.
It's time to get the hell out of here.
SUSIE: Do you want me to come and get it from you?
Ow.
All right, it made me jump.
Yeah, Sue, just grab there.
I can't get out because of razor wire.
I don't think I can jump this high.
SIMON (VOICEOVER): Susie can't reach me or the snake.
It's time for the cameraman to help out.
[bleep] razor wire. It's gonna bite.
It's gonna bite, but just--
it's quite grumpy.
Yep, mate.
Yeah.
Make it jump.
All right.
[dog barking]
God, bloody razor wire.
OK, cool.
Thanks.
There we go.
[panting]
There we go.
Oh.
Watch it.
That one.

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