Beyoncé's Babies

[ CLEARS THROAT ] >> WELL, LET ME JUST SAY WHAT AN
HONOR IT IS TO BE SELECTED TO DELIVER YOUR TWINS.
I'M DR. WAXLER, AND YOU ARE, OF COURSE, BEYONCE.
>> THANK YOU. >> UH-HUH.
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN I BE HONEST?
THIS IS A BIG BREAK FOR ME. I HAVEN'T HAD A HIT BABY SINCE
SURI CRUISE. NOW, DID OUR STAFF GO OVER THE
BIRTHING PROCEDURE? >> YES, I DON'T NEED ANYTHING
SPECIAL. >> OF COURSE, IT'S ALL STANDARD.
WHEN THE BIRTHING COMMENCES, YOU WON'T FEEL ANY PAIN.
WE HAVE HIRED THIS WOMAN TO FEEL THE PAIN FOR YOU.
>> IT IS AN HONOR. >> THESE BABIES ARE GOING TO
BRING LIGHT INTO THE WORLD AT A NOW, LET'S TAKE A LOOK INSIDE
YOUR WOMB. >> DAMN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> IT IS SO NICE IN HERE!
>> YEAH, WARM AND COZY. I FEEL --
>> IT'S SO SPACIOUS. >> THERE IS A RECORDING STUDIO
IN HERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS PLACE IS SPECIAL. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> YOU AIN'T EVER BEEN ANYWHERE ELSE.
>> I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE DIFFERENT
FROM OTHER BABIES. >> YEAH, WE DIFFERENT.
YOU KNOW WHERE OUR MOM IS? >> NO.
>> BUT I THINK SHE'S IMPORTANT. WHEN PEOPLE MEET HER THEY
SCREAM. SO SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OR
GOBLIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YO, OUR MOM IS BEYONCE, MAN. >> WHO'S THAT?
>> WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T EVEN BREATHE YET, AND I KNOW WHO BEYONCE ITS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE IS THE QUEEN BEE.
>> SHE IS DRINKING SOME LEMONADE.
>> I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. >> LET ME OUT.
>> LET ME TRY THAT. LET ME TRY THAT.
>> THAT ONE IS NOT AN ATHLETE, BUT WILL BE HILARIOUS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> ARE THEY OKAY?
>> OH, YES. YOUR BABIES ARE BOTH HEALTHY.
MIGHT BE TOO EARLY TO TELL, BUT I THINK THESE BABIES CAME TO
SLAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M MORE LIKE MY DAD, HARD.
>> YEAH, I'M DEFINITELY MY MOM'S KID BECAUSE I AM PURE SEX.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE FIRST PERSON TO GET SOMEBODY
PREGNANT WHILE THEY'RE STILL INSIDE SOMEBODY PREGNANT.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M OLD SCHOOL.
I DON'T PULL OUT. WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR NAME'S
GONNA BE? >> I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT IT.
PROBABLY JADE RAIN.
>> I'M GONNA BE SOMETHING CLASSY LIKE LORD BURBURY.
>> YEAH. EITHER WAY OUR LIFE IS GOING TO
BE DOPE, MAN. ♪ OUR MAMMA
OUR MAMMA OUR MAMMA
OUR MAMMA ♪ >> THEY REALLY ARE ACTIVE.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE PICTURE? >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> YEAH, THERE THEY ARE. >> THEY'RE EXACTLY WHAT I HOPED.
>> LET ME OUT? DON'T BE IN SUCH A RUSH TO
LEAVE. IT WILL BE ANOTHER 60 YEARS
BEFORE I'M AVENUE IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
>> I JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE MY MOTHER MAD, MAN.
SHE IS HAVING A HARD ENOUGH TIME CARRYING US AS IT IS.
>> SHE IS NOT. I HEARD SHE CARRIED TWO FULL
GROWN LADIES FOR TEN YEARS, NAMED MICHELLE AND KELLY.
>> BURN! >> OH, I JUST LOST THE PICTURE.
APPEARS THE BABIES ARE THROWING SOME MAJOR SHADE IN THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR.
I GOT THIS. ♪ I GOT MY BABIES SO
SLEEPY RIGHT NOW MY BOYS ♪
♪ I GOT MY BABIES SO SLEEPY RIGHT NOW ♪
[ YAWNS ] >> OH, DAMN.
I'M GETTING SO SLEEPY RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE GOT TO PERK IT UP. >> WHY ARE YOU LETTING HER DO
THIS TO US? >> I CAN'T HELP IT, DOG.
IT'S TOO LOVELY. OUR MOTHER IS A SINGULAR TALENT.
NIGHT-NIGHT. >> OH, DAMN.
SHE GOT ME TOO. >> NIGHT-NIGHT.
>> OH, THEY FINALLY CALMED DOWN. THAT SONG WAS WONDERFULLY
SOOTHING. CAN I HEAR IT AGAIN?
>> ABSOLUTELY. HERE'S THE REMIX.
♪♪♪ ♪ MY BOYS
I GOT MY BABIES SO SLEEPY RIGHT NOW
MY BOYS ♪ ♪ I GOT MY BABIES SO
SLEEPY RIGHT NOW ♪ >> OH!
OH! WE ARE PARTYING ALL NIGHT!
>> OH, THERE THEY GO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪

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