-Hey. Good.
I'm Derrick. I'm the director of the segment here.
Chris: Now, this is Phillip.
He responded to a casting call for diehard football fans
wanting to act in a public-service announcement
about teamwork.
-You're gonna play my coach. You up for it?
-I'm -- Yeah. Great.
-Great.
Chris: Now, all he has to do is deliver a few simple lines,
and he gets a sweet reward.
Oh, wait. Here's, uh -- Here's your wife.
-Dang. -Oh, that's Raquel.
I think she was, like, 2013 Playmate of the Year.
Uh-huh.
-Hey, boo. -Derrick.
-Hey, babe. Mwah. -Mwah. Mwah!
Raquel: I didn't even get the scr--
Here, let me -- Let me run down with you real quick.
Football guys, take a break.
Phil.
-Nice to meet you. Raquel. -Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. -So, I'm your wife.
-Yes. -So, after you say your line,
the guys are gonna go off to the locker room,
and then she's gonna come in and give you a big hug in celebration.
You come off the sideline, we hug, and that's a wrap.
It's a little more than a hug.
I...
There's gonna be some kissing. I'll give you guys a second.
It's gonna be some kissing.
-I'll give you a hug. -Hug. Okay.
And then --
And then the tongue kiss.
Derrick: And then, we'll save it for the --
-We'll save it for the tape. -Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Save all that for the tape.
When the touchdown happens, I need an explosion!
And you say your line --
"Victory is better when we're all in it together."
-Okay. -All right, roll sound.
-Rolling! -And action!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Come on, baby! You're almost there!
-Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
-Oh! Whoo! Oh!
Yeah!
All right, y'all, bring it in.
-Yeah! -Whoo! Whoo!
Everything's together when we all work together!
Wait. Cut, cut, cut, cut. What are you doing? Cut.
He jumped in
the middle of the line.
Back to one.
You got to let me do my thing, man.
All right. We got the...
We got the first part.
-Sound rolling! -Rolling!
Action.
-Oh! Oh!
-Oh!
-Yeah! -Oh!
Victory is better when we all win together.
-Whoo! -Whoo!
♪♪
And cut.
-Wait. -Back to one.
-Damn it. Damn it. -Here's the issue.
You need to turn and go from excitement to anticipation.
Give me excitement.
And then turn
to anticipation.
That's it. I'm feeling it.
That's it. Here we go, guys.
Uh, put ice in the water. I need the believability.
Hurry up 'cause I got an appointment.
I got to --
I got to leave.
I know. You got to go.
Victory is better when we all win together.
-Whoo! Let's go! -Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!
Whoo-oo-oo-oo!
I gotta go. Sorry. Good job. Good job.
-I just -- -I got to go, guys. Sorry.
But we need the rest of the scene.
Thanks to technology,
I can make the last scene work, okay?
Uh-huh.
Art department, bring in the double.
We're gonna use our imaginations.
In post-production, that will be Raquel.
Deliver your final line and then race over to your wife.
-Guys, are we rolling? -We're rolling!
Okay, let's do this.
Action!
Victory is better when we all win together.
[ Laughs ]
That it? What that it?
That was close.
Can we at least get a wig?
I have one last line, if you wouldn't mind.
Victory is sweeter...
Victory is sweeter...
...when I'm on "Full Court Pranks."
...when I'm on "Full Court Pranks."
Chris Webber's
new TV show.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
We're going on a date.
[ Laughter ]