Before we go, big announcement.
Tonight is the one year anniversary of Full Frontal!
[CHEERING]
What do you know, a woman got a late night show and the world
didn't end.
OK, I'm so sorry, but I think we can all agree, it was worth it.
Now to celebrate our birthday, here
is our gift to you from what feels like 1,000 years ago.
[VIDEO PLAYBACK]
Cruz Approved, directed by Samantha Bee.
Action.
I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this message.
Can you do less urban?
I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this message.
More 1950s.
I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this message.
Now The Shining twins.
I'm Ted Cruz--
And we approve this message.
A little bit faster.
Hey, you don't direct. I direct.
I'm Ted Cruz--
- And we approve this message. - That was horrible.
I'm Ted Cruz--
And we approve this message.
Don't look at me, look at the-- ugh.
I'm Ted Cruz--
And we approve this message.
No.
Bad.
I'm Ted Cruz--
And we approve this message.
Now really low energy.
I'm Ted Cruz--
And we approve this message.
I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this message.
[GIGGLING]
Hey, quit dicking around, girls.
Time is money.
Gaping in America, directed by Samantha Bee.
OK, you're walking down the street, and oh, what's that?
A flag!
Yeah, stare at the flag.
Go ahead, stare at the flag.
Harder.
Harder.
Keep staring.
Count the stars.
Be a true patriot.
Big smiles, guys, dead eyes.
Do not look away from that flag.
I want to feel your allegiance, you stupid Canadian.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]