Great British Bake Off

>> YOU'RE WATCHING PBS, YOU LITTLE SMARTY YOU.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT, SEE THE SHOW AMERICANS ARE
FALLING IN LOVE WITH, "THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF."
♪♪♪ >> IT'S CAKE WEEK HERE IN THE
TENT. BUT FOR SOME OF YOUR
CONTESTANTS, IT HASN'T BEEN A CAKEWALK.
AND TODAY SOMEONE MUST GO HOME. R.
>> WILL IT BE LIAM FROM CAMBRIDGE?
>> I MADE A RIGHT JOLLY CAKE, I DID.
>> OR RUPERT FROM SURREY? >> I'M SO NERVOUS I'M SHAKING IN
MY WELLIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, WE I HAVE BAKING TEAM FROM THE ONLY
TOWN THAT VOTED UNANIMOUSLY FOR THE BREXIT.
BRIELLE AND PAISLEY. >> HIYA.
WE WANTED TO DO "BIG BROTHER" BUT WE FAILED HE PSYCHIATRIC
EXAM. >> THIS SHOW DON'T HAVE ONE, SO
WE PASSED. >> WE'RE HERE TO BRING THE
DRAMA. SO PREPARE TO EAT OUR POT PIES.
>> AND YOU CAN SUCK ON THAT. >> SUCK ON IT!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT LAWFUL GIRLS YOU ARE.
NOW RUPERT, PLEASE BRING UP YOUR SHOW-STOPPER CAKE.
>> MY DOG WOULDN'T EAT THAT. >> AND HER DOG EATS HIS OWN
BALLS AND HE LOVES IT. >> HERE TO JUDGE IS MARY BERRY
AND PAUL HOLLYWOOD. >> WELL, THE BERRIES ARE RIPE.
>> IT'S JUST HOW I LIKE IT. MOIST AND NO SOGGY BOTTOM.
>> WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE A SOGGY BOTTOM, THEN I GUESS YOU
DON'T LIKE ME. MINE'S A PROBLEM.
>> ALL ME WANTS TO DO IS BAKE. >> WHAT I DON'T DO THEN.
>> RIGHT. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS JUST DOING OUR
BEST. >> YEAH, WE MET AT THE HOSPITAL
GETTING OUR STOMACHS PUMPED. >> YEAH, AND I DRANK HAND
SANITIZER. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOW, LIAM, PLEASE BRING UP YOUR
CAKE. >> MY DEAR MUM HELPED ME WITH
THE RECIPE. >> DID YOU HEAR THAT, HIS MUM
MADE IT? >> IT'S CHEATING.
>> IT'S CHEATING. >> IT'S NOT CHEATING.
WE LET YOU GO HOME AND PRACTICE ALL WEEK.
>> NOT US. WE SLEPT IN THE TENT, JUST LIKE
ON BIG BROTHER, YOU CAN'T LEAVE, CAN YOU?
>> WE USED LIAM'S BAKING PANS AS THE BATHROOM.
>> YOU DID WHAT? >> YEAH, WE WENT TO SHOOT
CONFESSIONAL. >> YEAH, YEAH, WE WANT TO SHOOT
CONFESSIONAL. >> PAUL HOLLYWOOD IS A RIGHT
TOSSER, BUT I STILL LET HIM AS ME BUNS.
>> I SHAGGED LIAM, IT WAS NOTHING.
LIKE A BANG AND THEN A BLANKET. >> THAT'S NOT TRUE!
>> LADIES, GET BACK TO YOUR STATIONS.
>> WHATEVER. >> SO I MADE A VICTORIA SPONGE
CAKE WITH A BIT OF SUGAR WORK. >> WELL, IT DOES LOOK A PICTURE.
>> OI, THAT CAKE'S GOT A WHACKING BIG GASH IN IT, DON'T
IT? >> PAISLEY, YOU CLEARLY PUNCHED
LIAM'S CAKE. >> NO, SHE DIDN'T.
HE PUNCHED HIS OWN CAKE. >> JUST THE TIP.
>> YEAH, HE'S LIKE A PSYCHO, HE CHOKED ME EARLIER.
HE TOOK HIS HAND LIKE THIS, AND HE WAS LIKE CHOKING ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I DID NO SUCH THING.
>> YEAH, WE'RE VOTING YOU OFF, LIAM.
CHECK THE TAPE. >> THERE'S NO VOTING IN
BAKE-OFFS. >> JUST AS WELL AS THE SHAG,
QUICK AND LAZY. >> GET THAT OUT OF HERE.
>> OKAY, RELAX. WE DID JELLY BABIES.
>> YEAH, WE JUST SHOVED THEM ON THE CAKE.
>> LADIES, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT THIS IS THE WORST CAKE WE'VE
EVER SEEN. >> WHO ARE YOU!
>> DOES THIS MEAN WE DON'T WIN THE PRIZE MONEY?
>> THERE ISN'T ANY PRIZE MONEY. >> THE PRIZE IS THE HONOR OF
BEING THE BEST BAKER AND BEING BRITISH.
>> NO MONEY? THEN WHY DO WE CARE?
>> CAN WE GO GET PIERCED? >> YOU'RE COMING AROUND TO THE
PUB THEN. >> YEAH, COME ON MARY BETTY, WE
KNOW A COUPLE OF LADS WHO CAN DUST YOU OFF, ALL RIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Great British Bake Off - SNL

Latest Posts