How Many Insane Things Can Trump Say In One Press Conference?

RANDOM FUN QUOTES FROM DONALD TRUMP'S PRESS CONFERENCE -- WHEN
ASKED ABOUT FAKE NEWS, HE SAID HERE'S THE THING, I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU WRITE ABOUT THAT, EXCEPT THIS, I KNOW WHEN I
SHOULD GET GOOD AND WHEN I SHOULD GET BAD.
OKAY.
AND
SOMETIMES HE WILL SAY, WOW, THAT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT STORY
AND I'LL GET KILLED.
I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD AND BAD.
LADIES IN
SETTLEMENT OF THE JURY, I REST MY CASE.
CHILD.
>>HE USED THE TERM "UNTRUTHSFUL."
I HAVE MORE
RANDOMS IF YOU WANT.
>>I HAVE ANOTHER ONE ON URANIUM.
YOU KNOW WHAT URANIUM IS, RIGHT?
IT'S THE THING CALLED NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
>>MY FAVORITE QUOTE.
[LAUGHTER]
>>THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
IT'S THE THING CALLED NUCLEAR
WEAPONS, AND OTHER THINGS.
HE'S A CHILD!
HE'S A CHILD.
OKAY.
HE
CONTINUES, LIKE LOTS OF THINGS ARE DONE WITH URANIUM, INCLUDING
SOME BAD THINGS.
BY THE WAY, FINALLY THAT LAST PART IS TRUE.
LOTS OF THINGS ARE DONE WITH URANIUM, INCLUDING SOME BAD
THINGS, AND YES SOMETIMES THEY ARE USED IN NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
>>IT'S THIS THING CALLED NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT URANIUM IS, RIGHT?
IT'S THIS THING CALLED
NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
NO IT'S NOT.
>>I HOPE THAT THE ENTRY FOR URANIUM ON WIKIPEDIA HAS BEEN
UPDATED TO SAY, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
>>AND TO BE FAIR, AND OTHER THINGS.
>>CAN WE JUMP TO GRAPHIC 25?
JUST BRIEFLY, BECAUSE THESE ARE
FUN.
HE SAYS --
>>THIS IS LIKE CHARLIE FROM IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN
PHILADELPHIA TRYING TO READ HIS OWN WRITING.
ALSO ASKED IF HE
WOULD RESPOND TO MILITARY PROVOCATIONS FROM RUSSIA IF
THERE WERE A CONFLICT, HE SAID THIS, AND THIS ISN'T SILLY, IT'S
A LITTLE SCARY --
>>THAT IS THE RAVINGS OF A CRAZY PERSON, ALTHOUGH HE'S ALSO
RIGHT.
>>ALL THROUGH HIS CAMPAIGN HE SAID I HAVE A SECRET STRATEGY
FOR ISIS, IT WILL BE SO GOOD YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN.
NOW HE'S IN
OFFICE, PEOPLE ARE SAYING GREAT, HIT US WITH THE SURPRISE YOU'VE
GOT.
YAY, SURPRISE.
WAIT, ISIS IS STILL HERE, MOSUL IS STILL A
MESS, WHAT IS YOUR STRATEGY NOW?
STILL NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
I
COULD BECAUSE I KNOW IT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
COME ON,
RIGHT-WINGERS, YOU KNOW HE'S STUPID TOO.
YOU KNOW IT.
FOR SIX
OR SEVEN YEARS RIGHT-WINGERS PRETENDED GEORGE BUSH WASN'T AS
DUMB AS HE CLEARLY IS.
>>WE DID FIGURE IT OUT.
>>THEN THE BOTTOM FELL OUT.
BY THE TIME HE LEFT HIS POPULARITY
RATING WAS IN THE 20S BECAUSE HE COULDN'T RESPOND TO ANYTHING.
LIKE A KID HE CAME IN THERE AND BROKE SOMEONE ELSE'S LEGO SET,
THAT WAS IRAQ, THAT HE WAS LIKE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT. AND
THEN HURRICANE KATRINA, AND ALL THE STUFF -- AND NOW YOU'VE GOT
DONALD TRUMP, VERY SIMILAR, SAYING THINGS LIKE YOU'LL WRITE
BADLY BUT I'M GOODLY.
HE DIDN'T
SAY THAT, BUT THAT'S COMING.

How Many Insane Things Can Trump Say In One Press Conference?

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