ON THE ROOF HERE, AND WE PLAY YOU BEFORE --
>> DUDE!
>> James: DON'T DOOUTD ME.
ARE YOU SAYING FOR REAL THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU WON THAT
BASKETBALL GAME?
>> YES I AM!
YOU'RE NOTHING.
I WAS JUST LIKE WHOA WHOA WHOA, YOU WERE LIKE AH-HA!
>> James: I CAN'T BELIEVE ON TELEVISION YOU ARE SAYING THAT
YOU WON THAT GAME!
>> YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WITH THAT ACCENT THAT HE ISN'T DOING
ANYTHING BUT KICKING THE BALL IN THE BASKET.
>> James: WE HAVE VIDEO PROVING THIS IS ME KICKING ICE
CUBE'S ASS!
>> CHECK UP, CHECK UP.
>> WHOA WHOA WHOA.
OH!
♪ NOTES ♪ ♪ (APPLAUSE)
>> JUST WARMING UP!
WARMING UP!
>> STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON.
>> STRAIGHT OUT OF BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!
(LAUGHTER) >> WHAT YOU GOT?
>> YOU'RE MY GUY!
PLOP!
DON'T PULL THE HANG STRING!
-- THE HAMSTRING, OH LORD!
(LAUGHTER) >> YOU TRY BUT YOU'RE GONE.
YOU CAN'T JUMP.
YOU CAN'T JUMP.
>> WHAT WHAT?
HEY!
(LAUGHTER) >> WHOA!
OKAY NEXT POINTS WINS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> NEXT POINTS WINS, YOU READY?
YOU READY?
>> JAMES CORDEN IS THE WORLD'S FASTEST PLAYER.
>> James: I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!
>> IT'S SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THAT FOOTAGE RIGHTS THERE.
>> WE HAVEN'T EVEN EDITED IT.
>> YOU NEED TO EDIT IT.