Joanne & The Tree

>> OKIE DOKIE GANG. FIRST, I WANT TO THANK CARA FOR
GETTING US SUCH A GREAT TREE THIS YEAR.
ALL WITH HE NEED IS A VOLUNTEER TO PUT THIS CRAZY LITTLE ANGEL
ON TOP OF THAT TREE. >> I'LL DO IT, MR. JENKINS.
>> JOANNE FROM ACCOUNTING STEPPING UP.
NICE INITIATIVE. HERE YOU GO.
GET IT DONE. >> SORRY I'M A LITTLE EXCITED.
>> GO, JOANNE. [ CHANTING "JOANNE" ]
>> A LITTLE HIGHER, JOANNE. >> WHOA, WHOA!
>> DID JOANNE JUST FALL OFF THE FRIGGIN' WINDOW?
>> OH, MYnd GO. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TREE
ANYMORE. >> CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.
>> LOOK, THERE SHE IS. >> OH.
STUPID JOANNE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING
TO STEP INTO THE SPOTLIGHT. GUYS, I'M NOT DEAD.
CO-WORKERS, I'M SORRY. I'M NOT DEAD.
I'M SORRY FOR THE DRAMA EARLIER, BUT I'M OUT HERE.
>> OH, MY GOD, JOANNE. SHE'S GOT THE TREE.
>> EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.
>> YOU SAVED THE TREE, GIRL. >> TWO FOR TWO ON THE
INITIATIVE, JOANNE. >> OKAY.
WELL, I THINK I'M LOSING MY GRIP.
I THINK I NEED TO DROP THE TREE. >> DON'T DO THAT, JOANNE.
WITHOUT THE TREE, THERES NO PARTY.
>> WE CAN SAVE YOU BOTH. >> LET'S BRING THE TREE IN FIRST
SO WE KNOW WE HAVE IT. >> OR COULD I SUGGEST THAT WE
BRING IN MY HUMAN BODY FIRST? >> JOANNE, STOP TRYING TO
CONTROL EVERYTHING. >> ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA. JOANNE, START WHIPPING THAT TREE
AROUND. OKAY?
GET A NICE WINDMILL ACTION GOING.
THEN USE THAT MOMENTUM TO FLY UPWARDS THROUGH THE WINDOW.
>> OKAY. I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THAT.
THIS TREE HAS GOT TO GO. >> DON'T DROP THAT TREE, YOU
FRIGGIN' GRINCH. NEW PLAN.
I'M GOING TO POUR THIS MONSTER ENERGY DRINK IN YOUR MOUTH.
YOU'RE GOING TO GO ALL POPEYE ON US AND THROW THAT TREE UP TO US
LIKE IT'S NOTHING. >> PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.
>> IT'S WORKING. IT'S WORKING.
IT'S WORKING. >> NO, IT'S NOT WORKING.
IT'S REALLY ONLY IN MY EYES. PLEASE, MR. JENKINS.
JUST PULL ME UP. YOU'RE THE STRONGEST MAN I'VE
EVER SEEN. I CAN SEE YOUR MUSCLES THROUGH
YOUR BUSINESS SHIRT LIKE EVERY DAMN DAY.
JUST GRAP MY WRIST. >> LOVE TO, JOANNE, BUT I CAN'T.
I GOT IN A LOT OF TROUBLE AROUND HERE FOR GRABBING WOMEN'S
WRISTS. I DO WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.
IT'S A PAIR OF WOMEN'S ISOTONERS.
I GOT YOUR NAME IN THE SWAP. >> THANK YOU, MR. JENKINS,
THEY'RE REALLY NICE. >> HERE'S WHERE YAIRNGEE SWAP
GETS INTERESTING. I'M GOING TO STEAL THE WOMEN'S
GLOVES, AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE 30 POUND KETTLE BELL
THAT FELICIA GAVE ME. >> THAT WILL DO IT.
>> OH, NO. WELL, WE TRIED.
POOR JOANNE. >> POOR TREE AS WELL.
>> ALL RIGHT. SOMEBODY IS GOING TO HAVE TO
SCOOP HER OFF OF THE SIDEWALK WHEN THE PARTY IS DONE.
>> I'LL DO IT. JUST REMIND ME.
>> JOANNE, IT'S ME. >> SANTA?
YOU'RE HERE TO SAVE ME. NO.
SANTA, NO! NO!
[ APPLAUSE ]

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