Jordan Peele Struggles with the 5-Star Uber Rating

>> James: JORDAN, I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND THAT YOU HAVE
LIVED IN L.A. MANY, MANY YEARS BUT HAVE ONLY JUST GOT YOUR
DRIVER'S LICENSE.
>> YES.
LIKE A YEAR AGO I GOT MY DRIVERS' LICENSE.
>> James: SO HOW WERE YOU GETTING AROUND.
>> IT IT WAS BASICALLY, IT WAS THAT OR EVER GET LAID AGAIN BY
MY WIFE, SO-- .
>> James: HOW WERE YOU GETTING AROUND BEFORE.
>> WERE YOU SLEEPING WITH THE UBER DRIVER.
>> IT WAS-- THAT IS HOW YOU GET AROUND.
YOU GO THROUGH UBER, THE UBER OR-- THE NEW UBER.
YEAH, IT IT WOULD BE BASICALLY WALKING, GIRLFRIEND OR UBER,
YEAH, AND UBER IS, THE CRAZIEST THING ABOUT UBER TO ME IS THERE
IS ALWAYS A CONFRONTATION AT THE END OF THE A RIDE WHERE THE
DRIVER IS LIKE OKAY, GREAT, GOOD HAVING YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ACCENT THIS IS SO IT'S NOT RACIST.
IT'S A VAGUE ACCENT.
>> FIVE STARS, GIVE ME FIVE STARS.
YOU GIVE ME FIVE STARS, YEAH, LIKE HE KNOWS WHY I LIVE, HAVE I
TO GIVE HIM FIVE STARS.
>> 100 PERCENT, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE DELETED UBER
AND THEN HAVE NOW PUT THAT BACK ON THEIR PHONE?
>> DELETED IT BECAUSE OF THE POLITICS.
>> YEAH.
>> AND THEN PUT IT IT BACK.
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE UBER IS LIKE THAT [BLEEP] BOYFRIEND WHO YOU
CAN'T HANG OUT WITH HIM ANY MORE.
AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE [BLEEP] I'M TBG TO CALL HIM ANYWAY.
AND THEN LIKE-- LYFT IS THE GUY THAT TREATS YOU WILL WELL, I
WILL TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO THE ZOO, I DON'T WANT TO [BLEEP]
YOU.
ARE YOU JUST TALKING ABOUT, TALKING ABOUT EX, IT SUCKS WHEN
ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH A GIRL AND THE LAST THING SHE SAYS IS
YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME FIVE STARS, RIGHT?
THAT IS NO FUN.

Jordan Peele Struggles with the 5-Star Uber Rating

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