Mrs. Claus & The Elves

♪♪♪ >>> AS SANTA TRAVELED THE WORLD
DELIVERING TOYS TO GOOD CHILDREN EVERYWHERE MRS. CLAUS WAS BACK
AT THE NORTH POLE PREPARING A SURPRISE FEAST FOR HIS RETURN.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS. IT'S ALMOST DAYBREAK.
WHERE ARE THOSE ELVES? THEY PROMISED TO PUT THE
CHRISTMAS QUICHE IN THE OVEN AND IT SITS HERE COMPLETELY RAW.
>> WHEN YOU WHISTLE WE APPEAR, YOUR THREE MOST LOYAL ELVES ARE
HERE. >> WHAT'S UP, MRS. C?
>> WHAT'S UP? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S UP.
SANTA IS GOING TO RETURN ANY MOMENT HUNGRY AS A POLAR BEAR.
WHY IS THIS QUICHE UNCOOKED? >> OH, NO, WE REALLY LET YOU
DOWN. >> YEAH.
YOU GAVE US ONE JOB AND WE BIFFED IT.
>> WE BIFFED IT BIG TIME. YOU MUST BE IN A WHITE HOT RAGE
RIGHT NOW. >> YEAH.
I GUESS THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO NOW IS PUNISH US?
>> PUNISH YOU? DON'T BE SILLY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> HOW WILL WE LEARN UNLESS YOU
PUNISH US? >> AND OUR LITTLE BODIES.
>> YEAH. OUR SMOOTH LITTLE BODIES.
>> YEAH. WE NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> STOP ACTING SO SILLY.
NOW WHEN YOU HEAR THIS LITTLE OVEN TIMER DINGLE, DINGLE,
DINGLE JUST TURN OFF THE OVEN. PLEASE STAY ALERT.
>> YOU'VE GOT IT, MRS. C. [ TICKING ]
[ DING ] >> GOOD GOUDA!
THIS QUICHE IS BURNED TO KRAMPUS.
ELVES, DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE TIMER GO OFF?
>> UH-OH. NOW SANTA'S MEAL IS GARBAGE ALL
BECAUSE OF US. >> YOU MUST BE ANGRY.
TIME FOR OUR PUNISHMENT. >> WELL, HONESTLY, I AM A BIT
ANGRY. >> WHY DON'T YOU FUNNEL THAT
ANGER RIGHT INTO OUR BUTTS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT? >> YEAH.
GRAB ME BY MY LITTLE ELF ANKLES GRAB US BY OUR LITTLE ELF ANKLES
AND JUST GO NUTS ON OUR TENDER LITTLE BOOTY BUTTS.
>> DON'T WORRY. HE WON'T MAKE ANY NOISE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ELVES, GET SERIOUS.
I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. >> I KNOW.
YOU'RE MIFFED. THAT'S WHY YOU'VE GOT TO TEACH
US A GOOD LESSON. >> YEAH.
SEND US TO BED WITHOUT ANY DINNER OR PANTS.
>> THEN OUR TINY PRIVATES WILL BE OUT FOR ALL TO SEE.
>> OH, NO. NOT OUR STINKY LITTLE PRIVATES.
>> OH, BOY. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO MAKE A
BRUNCH SALAD. >> I'LL TOSS YOUR SALAD FOR YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> UH-OH, MRS. CLAUS, WHAT'S
THIS? >> OH, IT'S A LITTLE HERSHEY'S
KISS. IF YOU PUT THIS IN THE WRONG WAY
IT MIGHT NEVER COME OUT. >> IT SURE WOULD TEACH US A
LESSON. >> EITHER WAY I GUESS WE SHOULD
JUST TRY IT. >> OH, HEAVENS!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU ELVES ARE SAYING.
>> OH, DON'T GET SO P.O.'D. >> TRY GETTING PEE ON US.
>> I WILL START PUTTING TOWELS DOWN.
[ SLEIGH BELLS ] >> YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW.
SANTA'S HERE AND I'M GOING TO LET HIM DEAL WITH YOU.
>> OH, YEAH! FINALLY.
>> BIG BOSSY DADDY WITH SNOW ON TOP GOING TO TAKE CARE OF
BUSINESS. >> YEAH.
HE'S BACK TO RULE THE NORTH HOLE.
I MEAN POLE. >> I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.
YOU SAID HOLE. WE'RE SO BAD.
PUNISH US. >> GOOD GOD.
>> HO, HO, HO! I HAVE RETURNED!
>> HI, SANTA. >> WE HAVE BEEN HELPING
MRS. CLAUS. >> NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
THEY HAVE BEEN TAUNTING ME ALL MORNING.
>> WELL, HOW ABOUT I TAUNT YOU ALL AFTERNOON?
>> OH, MY. THE SALAD CAN WAIT.
>> MM-HMM. >> WAIT, WAIT, LET US WATCH.
>> DON'T GO! WE WANT TO SEE IT.
>> WAIT, WHERE DID THE HERSHEY'S KISS GO?
>> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪

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