Pizza Town

>>> COPS ARE ALL OVER THE STASH HOUSE.
SO, I'M LAYING LOW AT THE ABANDONED PIZZA TOWN, OFF ROUTE
16. LISTEN, IF YOU FIND THAT SNITCH,
YOU KILL HIM. >> FREEZE, CAROZZI.
>> SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE FUSE BOX AND GET SOME LIGHT ON IT.
>> HOW'D YOU FIND ME? >> ONE OF YOUR BOYS RATTED YOU
OUT. YOUR WHOLE OPERATION'S GOING
DOWN. >> WHO RATTED?
WAS IT MARCO? >> JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DROP
THE GUN. >> FOUND THE FUSE BOX.
♪♪♪ >> HEY, KIDS.
WE'RE PEPPI-RONNY AND THE PIZZA PALS.
♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIZZA I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIE
I WANT A PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA WHAT ♪
♪ PIZZA PIE LET'S ALL EAT PIZZA PIZZA
LET'S ALL EAT PIZZA PIE ♪ ♪ I AM THE PIZZA, PIZZA
PIZZA WHAT PIZZA GUY ♪
>> WHY DID YOU TURN THIS THING ON?
>> WELL, IT WAS JUST THE ONE SWITCH.
>> DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID, CAROZZI.
>> SAY, HI TO MY BAND THE PIZZA PALS.
♪♪♪ >> I'M-A CHEF JEFF.
AND I MAKE-A THE PIZZA! ♪♪♪
>> I'M CHEESY STEVE AND I SHRED THE GUITARMESAN!
♪♪♪ >> AND I'M SAUCE-SOME MARYNARA
ON THE TAMBOURINE. >> WE'RE PEPPY-RONNY AND THE
PIZZA PALS AND WE'LL BE RIGHT PIZZA!
♪♪♪ >> THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT? I MEAN, THEY SHOULD HAVE
MARYNARA ON THE KEYBOARDS, INSTEAD OF THE TAMBOURINE.
THERE'S SO MUCH SYNTH IN THAT SONG.
>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PIZZA BAND.
[ SIREN PRX
[ SIREN ] >> SOUNDS LIKE OUR BACKUP'S
HERE. >> THAT SOUND WAS THE BIRTHDAY
SIREN! IT'S SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY!
♪♪♪ ♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA, PIZZA
I LIKE THOSE BIRTHDAY FRIES ♪
♪ SO HAPPY PIZZA BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY GIRLS AND BIRTHDAY GUYS
♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS TO --
BIRTHDAY TAMARA ♪ WHO TURNS 9 TODAY
AND IS CELEBRATING WITH. MOM AND GARY
COWABUNGA ♪ ♪ LUPE
HERE'S A JOKE JUST FOR YOU DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PIZZA
WITH NO TOPPINGS ♪ ♪ THERE WAS MUSHROOM FOR
IMPROVEMENT ♪ >> THAT'S CHEESY!
>> GET IT? MUSHROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT?
THAT'S CLEVER. >> HEY, I'M NOT GOING BACK TO
JAIL. >> SHUT UP.
I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT YOU, CAROZZI.
NOW I'M COMING OVER AND TAKING YOU IN.
♪ DON'T YOU WANT SOME PIZZA DON'T YOU WANT SOME PIZZA ♪
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ] >> OH, WHO ORDERED ANCHOVIES?
[ FOG HORN ] >> PIZZA!
>> HEY, THAT'S GOOD. BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES ANCHOVIES.
>> STOP WATCHING THE PIZZA BAND. >> HEY, CAN WE MAYBE TALK
OUTSIDE? >> I'M GOING TO TAKE HIM IN.
>> YOU GO AHEAD. I'M GOING TO STAY BEHIND AND
WAIT FOR FORENSICS. >> HEY, WHO HERE LIKES TO DANCE?
>> I DO. >> THEN LET'S CRUST A MOVE!
♪♪♪ ♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIZZA
I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIE GIVE ME A PIZZA PIZZA
PIZZA WHAT ♪ ♪ PIZZA PIE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪

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