FROM THE MIDDLE EAST AND ALSO FROM AFRICA.
AND I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE, FOR THE RECORD, THAT I WANT TO
APPLY AS A REFUGEE TO SWEDEN, BECAUSE THEY GET IT.
NOW, WHY DO THEY GET IT?
NOT ONLY DO THEY ALLOW 480 DAYS OF PAID PATERNAL LEAVE ñ OR,
PARENTAL LEAVE EVERY YEAR ñ AND THAT INCLUDES MATERNAL AND
PATERNAL ñ THEY ALSO HAVE, 2 TO 3 TIMES A DAY, SOMETHING KNOWN
AS COFFEE BREAKS WHERE YOU ENJOY COFFEE AND SOMETHING SWEET.
SWEDEN IS SO AWESOME.
OKAY, SO NOW THERE'S A CITY COUNSELOR IN NORTHERN SWEDEN WHO
REALIZES, THESE COUPLES, I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE DISCUSSING FROM
ONE ANOTHER, AS I WANT TO GIVE THEM A LITTLE MORE TIME TO
RECONNECT.
I WANT THEM TO HAVE SEX.
NO, LITERALLY!
AND SO NOW HE IS PROPOSING A LAW THAT WOULD ALLOW FOR AN
HOUR-LONG BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, THAT YOU WOULD GET
PAID FOR, JUST SO YOU CAN RECONNECT WITH YOUR LOVED ONE.
NO NO, IT'S NOT AN ANALOGY, HE'S NOT GETTING, HE INTENDS FOR
YOU TO USE THE HOUR TO HAVE SEX.
HE WANTS TO PAY YOU TO HAVE SEX,
WHILE ON THE JOB.
HOW AWESOME IS SWEDEN?
SO SWEET.
HOW SWEDE IT IS.
SO GOOD.
AFTERNOON DELIGHT, BUT YOU GET PAID FOR IT.
YOU GET PAID FOR IT!
IT'S SO GOOD.
REPUBLICANS OR THE CONSERVATIVES IN THIS COUNTRY WILL SMEAR
SWEDEN, OKAY, AND THEY'LL SAY, OH THEY ARE SOCIALIST OVER
THERE.
THE VIOLENCE, SWEDEN IS SO TERRIBLE, EXCEPT EVERYONE
IS REALLY HAPPY IN SWEDEN.
BEST QUALITY OF LIFE BY ALMOST EVERY METRIC.
THAT THING THEY HAVE IS ñ
NURSES IN ONE AREA NOW HAVE SIX HOUR WORKDAYS.
EVEN MY MIND IS BLOWN BY THAT.
LIKE, TAKE IT EASY WITH THE SIX HOUR WORKDAY.
THEY WORK SIX HOURS A DAY, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, IF CITY
COUNCIL WINS, THEY GET TO TAKE AN HOUR OFF TO FUCK.
IT SO GOOD.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
AND SO, THEY ARE ONLY SECOND TO FINLAND IN THE FEWEST HOURS
WORKED IN EUROPE, ALTHOUGH THEIR STANDARD OF LIVING IS VERY GOOD.
SO IT REALLY DOESN'T HURT THEIR STANDARD OF LIVING.
SO THAT'S WHY, CONSERVATIVES DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
MILLENNIAL'S FIND THE WORD SOCIALIST TO BE POSITIVE,
NOT NEGATIVE.
I MEAN, IF THIS IS SOCIALISM?
THAT'S NOT BAD, THAT'S NOT BAD.
YEAH, I THINK IT'S BECAUSE ñ YOU KNOW, THERE ARE CASES WHERE
SOCIALISM WORKS, AND CASES WERE SOCIALISM DOESN'T WORK.
CONSERVATIVES WILL ALWAYS TURN TO COUNTRIES LIKE
VENEZUELA, EVEN THOUGH VENEZUELA HAD SONY MISSTEPS IN TERMS
OF THEIR ECONOMIC IDEAS.
BUT ANYWAY, THEY'LL TURN TO THAT AND B, C?
VENEZUELA, DISASTER.
BUT NO, IN SOME COUNTRIES, ESPECIALLY EUROPEAN
COUNTRIES, IT WORKS.
AND AGAIN, QUALITY OF LIFE IN SWEDEN IS AWESOME.
SO HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IF THEY ARE SO OPEN-MINDED
TO EXCEPTING REFUGEES, DO YOU HAVE TO BE A REFUGEE FROM A
COUNTRY LIKE SYRIA?
CAN YOU BE A REFUGEE FROM A COUNTRY LIKE THE UNITED STATES,
WHERE YOU HAVE AN ORANGE GORILLA ESSENTIALLY RUNNING THE COUNTRY?
WE SHOULD APPLY FOR ASYLUM.
NO, WE WILL HAVE SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
SWEDEN, WE ARE YOUR KIND OF FOLKS.
ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER GET TO WORKING JUST
SIX HOURS A DAY.
AND THE CITY COUNSELOR PROPOSED IT, BY THE WAY, HE SAID, I KNOW
WHAT EMPLOYERS ARE THINKING, MAYBE THEY'LL USE THE HOUR
FOR SOMETHING ELSE AND NOT SEX.
IS THAT REALLY WHAT THEY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT?
AND HE'S LIKE, NO YOU HAVE TO JUST EMPLOYEES THAT THEY WILL GO
HOME AND FUCK.
I THINK THIS WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA FOR JAPAN.
A GROWING ñ IT'S A GROWING PROBLEM IN JAPAN WHERE
PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN SEX BECAUSE THEY ARE SO OVERWORKED.
AND SO, WHY DON'T WE CREATE A SITUATION ñ
I LOVE HOW I'M SAYING WE, AS AMERICANS, WHEN WE CREATE A
SITUATION IN JAPAN WHERE PEOPLE GET THAT HOUR IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE DAY, TO GO HOME, KNOCK BOOTS AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN?
GET THAT STRESSED OUT.
OR YOU DO CULTURAL EXCHANGE, BRING SOME JAPANESE TO
SWEDEN, SOME SWEDISH FOLKS TO JAPAN, ALL OF A SUDDEN
EVERYBODY IS HAVING SEX.
I'M JUST SAYING.
SEE?
WE ARE MAKING POLICY.
AND FINLAND CAN GET IN ON IT, AND AT THE END THEY CAN SAY, I'M
FINNISH'D.
HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING?
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.