The Sexiest "Star Wars" Song In Australia - @midnight with Chris Hardwick

According to Gizmodo Australia,
there's one song Aussies play on Spotify the most during sex.
Let's take a listen to the greatest song
to get you in the mood for going Down Under.
(Star Wars Cantina Theme playing)
-Yeah! -(laughter)
That'll make your...
that'll make your Force awaken.
-Oh, no! -Of course, Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes,
cantina band, otherwise known as the top song
on the Sexy Times playlist.
Which may sound weird to you,
but in Star Wars canon-- this is a hundred percent true--
this genre of music is called Jizz-wail.
-(laughter) -Uh, absolutely true.
Uh... J-I-Z-Z W-A-I-L.
-It's called Jizz-wail. -HANNAH: They saw it coming.
-Yeah. -Aah...!
Aah...! Hundred points to Hannah Hart!
They didn't hear that-- Hannah said, "I saw that coming."
(laughter)
-What...? -Very good.
-What...? -(applause, whistling)
Jizz-wailing is also a term for crying
while you masturbate to Bea Arthur
on the Star Wars Holiday Special.
(laughter)
So, comedians, what is a Star Wars sex move
that you would do to the cantina band song?
-Mamrie. -One in the Pink, Two in the Binks.
-Yes, points! Very good! -(laughter)
(laughing): Very good.
Oh, meesa... oh...
-(laughter) -Uh, Grace.
Jabba in the Butt.
-Yes, points. Very good. -(laughter)
-Hannah. -It's a crap!
-Yeah, points! Very good! -(laughter)

The Sexiest "Star Wars" Song In Australia - @midnight with Chris Hardwick

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