Then they do exactly what the wolf expects them to do.
They run into each other.
They fall down.
They become dinner.
Time to eat.
They've got no idea I used my phone
to hack the OS on that printer over there.
And why would they?
Not one printer in this place
has built-in malware protection.
Now, while they're all busy watching
a little something I threw up on the control panel...
Just look at your screen...
I can intercept all their print jobs
until I find the info I'm looking for.
Ooh!
Today's someone's birthday! Perfect!
The really good stuff is upstairs.
The kind of stuff that could destroy any future
this grand financial institution could hope to have.
*howls*