DICAS PARA SOBREVIVER UM ROAD TRIP

People, look at this amazing view
You can't even see it right
Right?
Can you see correct?
You can't see it correctly
Um, I can't because
it's already been three hours since I've been driving
My eyes don't work anymore
PROBLEMS
You guys already know that I have bad eyes
Sensitive eyes
Because they're so beautiful
but with this comes the pain of not being able to see sometimes
it's a challenge
In each car, there's a stress level
Look at this ENORMOUS truck
People
I have something to tell you
I have my driver's license
Right?
I have it
Oh yea, you have it
I don't know how
I also don't know how
I lived in Connecticut (Starts telling the story of why I don't like to drive)
I'm trying to accelerate
Because I know you don't like this
Ya'll, this is why I don't like driving.
Because of this evil truck
How do you do it? (Drive)
Because you have to do it
But you don't have to
I can be here right next to you
and you're the one who drives
How do you feel that you always have to drive?
And I can appreciate this view
We're in the center of the
The world?
of the Grand Canyon
I hope we're driving the right way
Imagine
Ok, here we are in New York City
You wanted to go there, didn't you?
So, we're here on this trip, this road trip
I don't even know how to say that in Portuguese
trip in a car?
So welcome to our rental car
Of course, Damon and Jo, we don't own a car
Do you guys want to know what happened?
I was driving
A tinnnnnnyyyyy littttlllle rock
Hit the car
and broke
almost broke the window
The glass now has this ridiculous mark
because of the tiniest rock
And now we have to pay $1,000
I'm not sure
What's wrong boy?
Don't make that face
No, it's cause I'm driving really fast
And I'm here like, all happy
Give us some times here
I'm going to give some tips
on how to drive
and how to speak Portuguese
Tips on how to drive on the highway
First, you need to find a comfortable position
Are you using sneakers?
Are you barefoot?
I am (wearing shoes), but I don't know why
But why?
You always like being barefoot boy
Girl?
Girlllll
He walks into a plane
and stinks up the plane with his feet
Takes off his shoes, doesn't even care
But you can't smell it
I'm lying
Second tip on how to drive on the highway
You have to find positions for your hands
Which means
here
Can you stop taking your hand off the steering wheel?
Put your little hands on the steering wheel please
Wow, Los Angeles, just 310 miles left
Wow, 310 miles, how cool everyone, let's do it
I want to drive more "rapaz"
Rapaz, what's rapaz?
Rapaz is a boy, it's a man
More slowly
There
No, I wanted to say that "devagar" is a word
that doesn't exist in other languages
"Lento" exists
Boy, you actin' slow
Me?
Not now.
You wanna see "slow?"
STOPPPP BOY
Let's talk about the story of Damon Dominique
I need music.
Damon likes silence.
So eight hours like this
Ah, so good.
Boy how do you even explain
Cuz I can finally concentrate on things in my life
And I can control my spirit
If I have all of this...wait a second
Wait
This thing doesn't even work
Because this little rock broke everything
It broke the window then broke the entire car
See you later, y'all
They're turning off the lights up above
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See y'all lata
We love you.
Wow. Already? So soon in this relationship.
We LOVE you, guys.
We said THE word
Dunno if I'm lovin' yet
No but seriously, eight hours next to this boy...
Ok, we have four and a half hours left
But not if I speeeeeeeed up!
Guys, keep watching the videos on the side!
We'll see you guys when there's a little more light
Ciao! Can you say "ciao?"
Ciao!

DICAS PARA SOBREVIVER UM ROAD TRIP

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