Ethan Fights a Blind Guy

Before I begin today's video. I just want to give you guys all a huge
Thank you for all the overwhelming amounts of support that you guys offered to us
And I mean [it] really overwhelmed us. It was so much more than we expected and we just
Just a reminder of how great our communities in the Youtube community as a whole
how supportive and and loving everyone was and honestly it was such a huge relief to get that off our chest and
it felt even better the
very warm reception that we got from everyone, so
Thank you guys. Thank you all so much
now this video
I'm doing today is a little bit different and something we've done before but it's something I've been thinking about doing for a while
Like for example so many great things happened over the past week that I want to talk about
But they're a bunch of little things, a bunch of little
Spicy hot memes but nothing that would really warrant a full video about [so] I'm thinking about doing. Maybe like a a weekly recap
I'm talking about the God of cringe. Today, we're going to have an actual serious video here
I'm talking about Connor Murphy getting arrested
I'm talking about a blind guy calling me fat
And Hila hot. Honestly if you ask me. I think Ethan's out of his league. I think Hila's awesome
I'm going to say that Hila's a lot cuter than you. I'm ready to throw down on him. I'm talking about JK
Rowling's Twitter account, she keeps doubling down on calling Pewdiepie a fascist, and I'm talking about some other great stuff so let's
get right
into the news
First, I want to go back way back, you guys may remember this video we made called The God of Cringe
Oh my god no
This dude is such a character
He's been emailing me non-stop
Begging me to do another reaction of his and today. He posted a video that just had me giggling to be frank [alright]
I'm Gonna cut the
Bullshit this time guys. Today we're going to have an actual serious video here, Matt Hoss Zone has attacked
H3H3. Again, this is not supposed to be a cringe-worthy video
I have to appreciate that though one time this guy
Seems to be coherent or intelligently speaking he happens to be butt fucking naked with the frame 1
Millimeter above his junk. That being said I fully appreciate the level of expertise on which he framed up this shot
I mean the line between the junk he stands there for 11 minutes
And he never shows even a single pubic hair. I mean, guys, Stanley Kubrick has never framed a shot up on this level
Let's get right into the news!
Connor Murphy you guys may remember him from a video we made a couple weeks ago
I am Superman
watch me stand on top of the Chipotle everybody wants my dick in their mouth
He's this jacked ass dude who goes and does social experiments where he takes off his shirt
The women get wet, the only thing frankly missing from Connor Murphy's videos is bits of parkour
but honestly, there's not many of us who can make
Perfect content on YouTube. Now after we made that video goofing on Connor
He made a response video asking girls if they would smash or Pass Featuring H3.
Pass.
Pass.
Yeah, no.
Pass.
Pass that shit!
Pass.
What?
I didn't get very many smashes which did hurt my feelings
But I feel like it wasn't fair. If he would have shown me posed up, right?
He shows me from the front wearing a hat but everybody knows my best feature
Is this thickness boy?
Like seriously if you're going to do a Smash or Pass test you better show me from the back because you know connor
I would've got way more smashes than you did. I was really surprised when I found out that he was arrested
This is how last night's prank ended
I got to be careful with what I say right now now, but hopefully I can make a video
About it soon, might be done with pranks for a while though, what will Youtube do without Connor Murphy's shirtless rub my tits prank?
Looks like Connor showed his tits to the wrong girl or some shit. Do not fuck with my boy Connor
Dude, back up. You can tell he's just being a sweet guy doesn't want it. He's just trying to fucking
flex his pecs dude. The guy lifts iron he just wants to show off his titties to girls and fuck
Because I got big tits, fuck me
Because I got bigger tits than you, fuck me
If he ever goes before judge, Connor
I really recommend just take off your shirt, ask her if she's ever seen a magic trick and then take off your shirt
I think that she'll throw it out immediately
Another thing happened this week which I absolutely loved, The Tommy Edison experience
I don't know if you guys know this guy, but he is a gem of Youtube who is so underappreciated
I watch a bunch of Youtube, right I'm on it. And I love it
I watch tons of different people, so we thought it might be fun. Just for a goof for me to try and guess
What some famous Youtubers look like. So he did this video called blind man guesses what Youtubers look like, it's like a really sweet version
Of smash or pass, and I only just had my fingers crossed that he would give me a smash because Tommy, I would tap that
Let it be known, this is me calling you out right now. Let's rub together.
H3 Productions, Ethan and Hila
Wow, alright, both of them. OK, I'll do Ethan first. I would say, I'm sorry- but Ethan to me. I love 'em,
Let me just start by saying that I love you
Sir, I really do you make me smile and laugh everytime I watch you.
That being said
I love the preface of this already, Ethan,
I love you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't even see and I know you're a fat slob. That's what's coming, watch.
I feel like you're sort of plain
you know what I mean
How can he tell that? How can he tell that just by- he's never even seen me before! I'm plain?
Yeah I wear like a little off blue, beige. I'm not plain dude I'm fupped up, baby
Regular length dark hair, you know nothing special, you know just a sort of normal, sort of a short haircut
35? God damn. Even the blind guy's like this guy's fucking old
I think you're a medium, medium to yeah, I'm gonna call you a medium build. I don't think you're athletic
You don't sound like athletic to me
Sorry
Unathletic?
Yeah, I think you got that right.
His best feature? I'm gonna say he's strong
I don't know, I just feel like he'd be good. You know, like if you were moving. You'd want him to help you out
I'll take the compliment. I'd say no, but I'll take the compliment.
Honestly, if you ask me, I think Ethan's out of his league
I think Hila is awesome. I'm gonna say that Hila's a lot cuter than you
Are you sure you can't see, Tommy? How can you tell that just from listening to us?
Ethan's out of his league and Hila's way cuter
This guy's a prophet
I think you're pretty a good dresser. I do, I think you wear nice clothing. Hila's age
32. Couple of years younger than your fella. Her best feature's gotta be her smile
It's very clear in the videos I can hear when she's laughing and smiling
It's captivating, you see her smiling and like
yeah, that's nice.
I love how the producers, once he starts talking Hila they play this angelic music like
she's a perfect human
She's tall, she's beautiful, she dresses nice and she's married to this schlub. What he's trying to say is Hila is the carer
But he could be helpful for helping you move sometime.
So how would you rate both of them?
Alright Ethan's first, I'm sorry man, I think you're right at mid-table.
Like a 5
Funnily enough, of everyone he reviewed, who he has never seen
I got the lowest rating at five. Everyone else is beautiful, is a beauty, is a fashion icon
I probably put him at about a 7
I'll put her at a solid 8
A 7
I'll give you a 6
I think I give her a high 8 close to a 9.
He's an 8
I think you're a good 7 and a half
We got sevens we got eights. We got nines. Ethan? I haven't seen him before- I give him a five
The hell did I do, man? Somebody tell Tommy I'm losing the Fupa. I want a re-rating
I think this video is gonna be called How To Lose Friends You Don't Have Yet
And something that's been annoying me this past couple week is your girl JK. Rowling
We just get a jk from her.
Yeah, I'm just kidding about all these dumb tweets that I've been making.
So Jk Rowling the author of the Harry Potter series
has been catching a lot of flak from the online community for calling Pewdiepie a
Fascist. A lot of us have been trying to reach out to her, but she just keeps doubling down with these really obnoxious tweets
Here's one that she just tweeted yesterday for example: My timeline right now
It can't be racist because I laughed and I'm great. You're horrible, and I used to like you
Mainstream media lies. Wow, way to arrogantly dismiss our entire argument without looking into it at all
Why don't you just say you're JK? And roll your way out of here, am I right?
I feel like after all the facts, after all we've argued and after everything we've done and responded to her tweet saying like, hey
Maybe read this, check this out. I'm not sure if you got this right. The way she's just arrogantly brushing this aside
makes me really sad.
I think it really shows the damage that Wall Street Journal
did, not just to Pewdiepie too but to our whole media, our whole new media because if she is so incapable of changing her mind
When the facts are a hundred percent against her. I think that anyone else who was swayed by the Wall Street Journal's
Slander is never going to change their mind about Pewdiepie and that that makes me really sad
So. Lays came out with this new product. It's called Poppables, but look at it, does something pop out there?
What did they? They just named their new chips Papa Bless
I don't know if it's good
They didn't pay me to say this it's probably shit. Papa Bless regardless
So if you guys enjoyed this leave a comment, and smash that like button
If you enjoyed this video so that I know, smash it

Ethan Fights a Blind Guy — The H3 Recap

Latest Posts