Ever Feel Like Going A Rave Before Work?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT RAVING BEFORE
YOU GO TO WORK?
THERE IS NOW A NEW BUSINESS MODEL CALLED
DAYBREAKER.
IT IS HAPPENING IN MAJOR CITIES THROUGHOUT THE
WORLD WHERE INDIVIDUALS PAY ABOUT $30 PER CLASS IN ORDER TO
DO AN HOUR OF YOGA, AND THEN TWO
HOURS OF DANCING.
THERE IS NO MDMA INVOLVED WHICH MAKES THIS
SUPER SKETCHY IN MY OPINION.
BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING A LOT OF
FUN.
>>THIS IS MY MIDDLE AMERICA HATES US.
I AM NOT BUYING THIS
AT ALL.
I WILL DEFEND IT IN A LITTLE BIT FOR OTHER REASONS.
FOR ME PERSONALLY, I HAVE NO
INTEREST.
LET'S BREAK DOWN ALL THE WAYS I DESPITE THIS
MOVEMENT.
NUMBER ONE, IT IS AT
SIX IN THE MORNING.
THAT MEANS I HAVE TO GET UP AT 5 O'CLOCK.
I
AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
AND THAT I HAVE TO DO YOGA.
THEN I
HAVE TO DANCE AROUND LIKE A FOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WITH NO
ALCOHOL, NO NOTHING, NO ONE IS
GETTING LAID.
IF YOU TAKE OUT THE STUFF YOU USE TO HAVE FUN ñ
>> THAT IS SO TRUE.
I DON'T LIKE THE NEGATIVE STUFF WHERE IT IS A
SCENE.
THE BEST PART ABOUT A RAVE THAT YOU ARE KIND OF
UNDER THE INFLUENCE.
IF I AM STONE COLD SOBER EARLY IN THE
MORNING I'M NOT GOING TO WANT TO DANCE.
THIS IS ESSENTIALLY A
THREE-HOUR WORKOUT.
>>YOU
ARE NOT HIGH, NO ONE IS GETTING LAID AND YOU ARE SITTING THERE
AT 6 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING WITH THOSE STUPID LIGHTS.
>>SOME PEOPLE DO MEET ONE ANOTHER AND THEN HOOK UP LATER.
>>I'M SURE THEY DO, BUT NOT THAT DAY.
EVEN IF I WAS SINGLE AND
THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET LAID, I STILL WOULDN'T GO.
I DON'T
KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HAVE TO PAY ME TO GET ME TO DO AN HOUR OF YOGA
AND THEN TWO HOURS OF DANCING WITHOUT ANY INTOXICATION AT ALL.
WHEN I WAS SINGLE IF YOU PROMISED ME SEX I WOULD PROBABLY
DO IT.
BUT YOU SEE MY POINT.
>>I THINK THERE IS A CERTAIN DEMOGRAPHIC THAT FINDS THIS
APPEALING AND I TOTALLY GET IT.
I IMAGINE IT IS MORE THE ARTSY
TYPE, THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY INTO DANCE.
THAT KIND OF ANNOYS
ME AS WELL BECAUSE I DANCED FOR A LONG TIME.
I DID EVERY TYPE OF
DANCING, BALLET, JAZZ, HIP-HOP.
THE THING THAT ANNOYED ME THE
MOST ABOUT THAT IS HOW SERIOUSLY PEOPLE TOOK IT. AND THEN THE
SHOWOFFS IN THE FRONT OF THE
CLASS.
EVEN WHEN YOU TAKE THOSE CLASSES AT THE GYM, THOSE SHOW
OFF DANCERS.
LIKE I'M A GOOD DANCER, BUT COME ON.
THAT KIND
OF ANNOYED ME ABOUT THIS.
>> IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A MONEY MAKING SCHEME AS WELL.
I'M SURE
THE IDEA THEY CAME UP WITH IS THAT WE ARE OPEN AT NIGHT BUT
NOTHING IN THE MORNING.
OH I HAVE A GREAT IDEA LET'S GET
PEOPLE TO DANCE IN THE MORNING.
MY DEFENSE THEM AS IT IS A FREE
COUNTRY.
IF THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE
INTO, BLESS YOUR HEART.
RAVE ALL MORNING LONG.
>>I WANT TO BAN IT.
>>I REMEMBER IN WEST HOLLYWOOD THERE WAS A GUY WHO WAS JOGGING,
HE WAS LITERALLY PRANCING.
I WAS LIKE I LOVE THAT I LIVE IN A
COUNTRY WHERE THIS GUY GETS TO
DO THAT TO HIS HEARTS CONTENT.
GO NUTS, HAVE AT IT, BUT COUNT
ME OUT.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THEY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE, SOME
PEOPLE ARE IN COSTUMES.
I HAVE TO PUT ON A COSTUME AT 5 O'CLOCK
IN THE MORNING TO GO DO YOGA?
AND SOMETIMES YOU GET SWEPT UP
IN A CONGA LINE.
IT IS NOT FOR ME FOLKS.

Ever Feel Like Going A Rave Before Work?

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