Fake or Flop: Karate Dog

>> FAKE OR FLOP.
>> NOW THE WAY IT WORKS IS SIMPLE.
I WILL DESCRIBE FOR THE AUDIENCE THE PLOT OF A MOVIE AND SHOW ITS
POSTER, BASED ON WHAT AUDIENCE MEMBERS HAVE SEEN AND HEARD THEY
MUST DECIDE WHETHER THE FILM IS SOMETHING WE MADE UP, A FAKE OR
IT IS A GENUINE FILM THAT WAS A FLOP, A FLOP.
SO LET'S SEE WHO IS GAME.
WHO KNOWS THEIR FILMS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW YOUR MOVIES, OKAY, COME ON.
HERE, OKAY.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M VERY WELL WHACK IS YOUR NAME.
>> JASMINE.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> I'M FROM GEORGIA.
>> James: NICE, WELL DONE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: ARE YOU A BIG FILM FAN?
>> I LIKE TO THINK THAT I AM.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
>> HAVE I SO MANY I HAVE TO SAY OF ALL TIME FOREST GUMP BECAUSE
I LOVE TOM HANKS.
>> James: GIVE YOUR BEST IMPRESSION.
>> BACK WHILE I WAS IN CHINA-- .
>> James: THAT WAS JUST YOU DOING YOUR VOICE.
SEE LIKE LIFE WAS LIKE A.
>> LIFE WAS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO GET SWRZ THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
ALL RIGHT, NOW I WANT TO YOU TELL ME, IS THIS FILM A FAKE OR
A FLOP.
THE FILM IS CALLED OY VAY, MY SON IS GAY.
OKAY.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE POSTER.
NOW IN THIS 2010 ROMANTIC COMEDY, STARRING CARMEN ELECTRA
AND VINCENT PASTORE A JEWISH FAMILY STRUGGLES TO COME TO
TERMS WITH THEIR SON'S NOT SO JEWISH AND GAY BOYFRIEND.
HOWEVER WHEN THE COUPLE ADOPTS A CHILD AND THEY MAKE HEADLINE
NEWS, THEIR FAMILIES LEARN TO OVERCOME THEIR PREJUDICES AND
COME RUNNING TO THEIR DEFENSE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, IS OY VAY MY SON IS GAY A FAKE FILM OR A FLOP
FILM.
>> I BELIEVE A FLOP FILM.
>> James: YOU THINK IT IS A FLOP, YOU THINK IT'S A REAL
MOVIE.
>> I FAKE.
>> James: YOU THINK IF IS A FAKE.
>> YOU DON'T THINK IT IS REAL.
>> I DON'T THINK IT IS REAL, I THINK YOU MADE IT UP.
>> James: I CAN TELL YOU, JASMINE, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY
WRONG, OY VAY IS A REAL MOVIE.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> James: IT IS COMPLETELY REAL, INCIDENTALLY T IS ALSO
STEVE BANNON'S LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING, JASMINE.
HAVE A SEAT.
WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR MOVIES.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR MOVIES.
COME HERE, COME DOWN HERE.
COME DOWN HERE.
THERE WE GO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: LOOK AT YOU YOU HANDSOME.
>> TOO KIND.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> ORIGINALLY SOUTH DAKOTA BUT I LIVED HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT IS YOUR LINE OF WORK.
>> I'M AN ACTOR.
>> James: ARE YOU.
HAVE YOU BEEN IN ANY FLOPS.
>> YEAH, PROBABLY, YEAH.
>> James: HAVE YOU, IF YOU COULD BE IN ANY SCENE IN A FIM,
WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
I LIKE HEAT, THE SCENE WITH ALPA CHINA.
>> James: LET'S SEE A SMALL REAL, I THINK YOU COULD BE A
BRILLIANT DPYING SOLDIER.
>> YEAH.
>> James: IN A WAR MOVIE, COULDN'T YOU.
GIVE US YOUR BEST DYING SOLDIER.
WE COULD USE THIS.
LIE ON THE FLOOR.
LIE ON THE FLOOR, SO COME HERE.
SO I'M GOING TO SAY TO YOU, I'M GOING TO SAY TO YOU, I'M GOING
TO GO [BLEEP] DAMMITY, DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, AND YOU SAY, AND YOU
SAY, YOU SAY TELL MAMA THAT I LOVE HER AND LOOK AFTER HER AND
THEN YOU DIE, THIS WILL BE ON YOUR CLIP ROLL.
OKAY.
SO IMAGINE THERE IS BOMB NOISES GOING ON.
>> OKAY, I GOT TO GET INTO CHARACTER.
>> James: YEAH, YEAH.
>> NO, NO.
>> James: I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE YOU TODAY.
>> TELL MAMA THAT I'M NOT GOING TO DIE.
>> James: VERY GOOD.
OKAY.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FILM THIS IS CALLED FRIED
AND PREJUDICE, OKAY, IN THIS MODERN RETELLING OF THE JANE
AUSTEN CLASSIC PRIDE & PREJUDICE, FRIED AND PREJUDICE
IS A 1989 COMEDY STARRING A YOUNG KIM CASINGER WHO PLAYS
LIZZIE BENNETT, A WAITRESS IN AN AUSTIN WATCH EL HOUSE WHO FALLS
FOR LOCAL HEARTTHROB BEAU DARCY PLAYED BY BILLY DISWHRAIN, DO
YOU THINK THIS FILL FILM IS A FAKE OR FLOP.
>> I AM GOING TO SAY FAKE.
>> James: OF COURSE IT'S A FAKE.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
YOU KNEW THE TRUTH IS IT WAS TOO EASY.
YOU KNEW IT WAS A FAKE BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW BILLY GLAIN ONLY
MAKES QUALITY MOVIES.
NOW THANK YOU FOR PLAYING, HAVE A SEAT, SIR.
THERE WE GO.
WHO WANTS KNOWS THEIR FILMS.
COMING DOWN, WAITED, WAIT, I'M COMING DOWN, DO YOU WANT THE ASS
OR THE CROTCH.
YOU ARE GOING TO CHOOSE FOR THE ROW, ASS OR CROTCH.
>> MY WIFE WANTS-- .
>> James: NO, SHE WILL NOT CHOOSE, SIR.
FOR ONCE IN YOUR MARRIAGE, ARE YOU GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DAMN
WELL WANT. THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
FORGET SHE EXISTS.
DO YOU WANT THE PRIZE OR THE THIGHS.
>> THE PRIZE.
>> James: YOU WANT THE PRIZE.
♪ OH YEAH.
♪ >> James: NO, STOP IT.
STAND UP FOR ME, SIR.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GREAT.
>> James: HOW IS IT GOING.
>> GOODS.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> JUSTIN.
>> James: WHERE YOU WERE FROM.
>> PORTLAND, OREGON.
>> James: THE WINDY CITY.
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
>> THE ROSE CITY.
>> James: THE BIG APPLE, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
NOW ARE YOU A BIG FILM FAN?
>> I AM, I AM.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
>> ZOOLANDER, 2 THOUSAND.
>> James: LOOK DOWN THAT CAMERA GIVE US YOUR BEST ZOO
LANDER FACE, BEST BLUE STEEL.
>> THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS MAGAZINE NUMB.
>> James: NOW SHOW US BLUE STEEL, TAKE THESE BAD BOYS OFF.
OKAY, GIVE US YOUR BEST-- OH, WHAT A BLUE STEEL, THERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW FOR OUR FINAL FILM, OUR FINAL FILM IS THE KARATE DOG, A
2004 COMEDY CAPER STARRING JON VOIT WHEN A ZEN MASTER IS
MYSTERIOUSLY MURDERED AND A BIO CHEMICAL MANIAC SETS INTO MOTION
A DEVIOUS PLAN TO CONTROL THE ENTIRE WORLD TRK IS IS UP TO ONE
KARATE CHOPPING CANINE, VOICED BY CHEVY CHASE TO LEAP INTO
ACTION IN THIS HILARIOUS TALE OF MAN VERSUS MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FAKE MOVE YEAR OR A FLOP MOVIE.
>> THERE IS WAY TOO RIDICULOUS NOT TO BE REAL.
THERE IS NO WAY-- OKAY, OKAY, I THINK IT'S REAL,.
>> James: THAT WAS A BIG ROUNDABOUT WAY, YOU THINK IT IS
A REAL MOVIE.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: DOES ANYONE DISAGREE, DO YOU THINK IT'S
REAL?
YOU THINK IT'S A FAKE.
>> IT HAS TO BE REAL.
>> James: IT IS, IT IS A REAL FLOP.
KARATE DOG, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, TAKE A LOOK.
CHINATOWN.
HIDES A HAIRY SECRET.
HE'S WILD, HE'S ONE OF A KIND.
>> I'M GOING TO TALK NOW.
>> THE TWO BEST STUDENTS FACEOFF.
>> DON'T BE SO SURPRISED.
>> MY ULTIMATE WEAPON.
>> THERE IT IS, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

Fake or Flop: Karate Dog

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