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MY HUSBAND LOVED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AS A FAMILY MEMBER.
I'M SO MOVED AS I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM AND SEE ALL THE PEOPLE
WHO WERE TOUCHED BY MY DAVID. >> OKAY.
THERE, THERE. SHH.
OKAY. NOW GO AWAY.
ALL RIGHT. NOW TO SAY A FEW WORDS WE WILL
BRING OUT THE HONORABLE RABBI LATONDA PIERCE.
>>. [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN
LANGUAGE ] AND BLESSINGS TO ALL.
NOW I DIDN'T KNOW KEITH BUT I
I WAS TOLD ABOUT HIM 20 MINUTES AGO AND I THINK I GOT THE GIST.
TWO OF HIS CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE ASKED TO SING A TRIBUTE.
PLEASE WELCOME DAN BALANCE AND DIDI DUSHAY.
>> CHECKITY CHECK CHECK. ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO.
>> CHECK TWO. TWO.
TYOO. >> GOOD MORNING.
WE MET DAVID IN 1997. A LOT OF YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE
KNOWN THIS, BUT HE WAS MUCH MORE THAN A DENTIST.
HE WAS ALSO IN HIS SPARE TIME A GIFTED SONGWRITER.
>> DAVID WROTE SONGS? >> NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
BUT HE DID MENTION HIS FRIENDS DAN AND DIDI A LOT.
I GUESS THIS IS THEM. >> IF IT'S ALL RIGHT, WE WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE A SONG DAVID WROTE, IN REMEMBRANCE OF HIM.
♪♪♪ ♪ DUM DE DUM DE DUM
DAYAYAYAYEAH DUM DE DUM DE DUM
DAYAYAYAYEAH ♪ ♪ HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX
HOT HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX
TWICE ♪ ♪ SERVE IT UP TURN IT OUT
WORK IT UP SHAKE IT DOWN HUNTAAY
YASS ♪ ♪ HUNTAAY
YASS QUEENS ALL AROUND
LOOKING FOR THE SOUND ♪ ♪ SHAKING THAT ASS
MAKING IT POUND SEXUAL FREEDOM FOREVER ♪
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOUR HUSBAND WROTE DEEP CLUB TRACKS.
>> I DIDN'T EITHER. >> FORGIVE ME.
I MISS YOU MY DEAR FRIEND DAVID. >> DAVID REALLY ISN'T GONE, DAN.
BECAUSE WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE HIS MUSIC.
♪♪♪ ♪ THIS BITCH IS TOO TURNT
HER STYLE IS NOT CURRENT HER HANDBAG HAS A PRICE TAG
HER BUSTED LOOK IS BURNT ♪ ♪ ALL THE GAY BOIZ SAYIN'
HEY-EY-EYY-EY-EY ALL THE GAY BOIZ SAYIN'
HEY-EY-EYY-EY-EY ♪ ♪ GOTTA BUMP ♪
♪ GOTTA BUMP ♪ ♪ BATHROOM BUMPS IS HAPPENING
TONIGHT ♪ >> REST IN PEACE, SWEET, SWEET,
DAVID. >> REST IN PEACE.
>> THEY SEEM LIKE VERY HARDCORE CIRCUIT TRACKS, LIKE STUFF YOU
WOULDN'T EVEN HEAR IN AMERICA. >> ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU BOTH. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HIDDEN GIFT
DAVID HAD. >> THERE'S MORE.
>> BUT DO WE NEED TO HEAR THEM? THAT'S THE QUESTION I'M
WONDERING. >> I THINK DAVID WOULD HAVE
WANTED Y'ALL TO HEAR THIS ONE. ♪♪♪
♪ HERE IS MY BUTT AS I LEAN AGAINST THE WALL
I SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN I PULSE IT ALL AROUND BABY ♪
♪ HERE IS MY BUTT AS I LEAN AGAINST THE WALL
I DROP IT TO THE GROUND BAY-BAY ♪
♪ TURN ON THE FAN AND WATCH HER HAIR BLOW
THAT ASS IS WOUND TIGHT LIKE A DUNCAN YO-YO ♪
♪ HERE IS MY BU-U- WHOA-WHOA-U-BUTT
YES ♪ >> MRS. GREENE, I HOPE I HOPE
THAT BROUGHT YOU SOME PEACE. >> I'VE GOT TO SAY, THEM SONGS
WAS LIT! MADE ME QUESTION MY WHOLE PATH.
LET US CONCLUDE SERVICE TODAY WITH JUST THE BUTT SONG ONE MORE
TIME. THAT WAS SO GOOD.
♪♪♪ ♪ HERE IS MY BUTT
AS I LEAN AGAINST THE WALL I SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN
I PUMP IT ALL AROUND ♪ ♪♪♪

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