James Corden Has a Love Triangle: Salt Bae v. Sax Bae

I GOT TO BREAK SOMETHING TO YOU
TONIGHT, AND IT'S PERSONAL BUT I
WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIENDS.
IT'S OFFICIAL.
HAVE I A NEW BAE.
YEAH.
I HAVE GOT A NEW BAE.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER, I
RECENTLY FELL IN LOVE WITH A
MAN, BEST KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS
SALT BAE.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING
ABOUT?
DO YOU REMEMBER, REG, REMEMBER
THIS GUY.
>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: YOU KNOW, WE TALKED
ABOUT HIM ON THE SHOWMENT I
COULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM.
IS HE A BUTCHER THAT DOES THIS.
NOW I COULDN'T STOP TALKING
ABOUT HIM FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
AND AMAZINGLY, THE FEELING
TURNED OUT TO BE MUT AL BECAUSE
SINCE MENTIONING HIM ON THE
SHOW, AND I HAVE ONLY JUST FOUND
THIS OUT BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY
GO ON INSTAGRAM, SALT BAE HAS
BEEN SENDING ME PRIVATE MESSAGES
ON INSTAGRAM.
HE SENT ME LOADS, INVITING ME TO
HIS RESTAURANT IN DUBAI, HE EVEN
SENT ME HIS PHONE NUMBER.
HONESTLY, REG, HE'S OBSESSED
WITH ME.
NOW I AM FLAT ERRED.
AND I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, AS OF
TODAY, I'M ALL ABOUT A NEW BAE.
I AM.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE IS A NEW RESIDENT IN THE
BAY AREA.
AND THAT RESIDENT IS SAKS BAE.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING
ABOUT?
YOU HAVE SEEN THIS GUY, SAX BAE
IS BASICALLY LIKE THE HOTTEST
DUDE YOU'VE EVER SEEN WHO ALSO
HAPPENS TO PLAY THE SAX PHONE
LIKE A GOD [BLEEP] DREAM.
TAKE A LOOK.
♪ I KNOW.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MI
SUPPOSED TO SAY.
HOW DO I EVEN CONTINUE WITH THIS
SHOW?
HOW CAN WE CONTINUE, GUILLERMO.
>> YOU CAN DO IT, JAMES.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW.
HE IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE.
HE'S STRONG, SMART AND SAX
PHONE, RIGHT?
AND I WILL BE HONEST, UP UNTIL
TODAY I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS
POSSIBLE TO BE JEALOUS OF A
SAXOPHONE.
BUT THE WAY HE HOLDS IT.
(LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)
THE WAY HE BLOWS IT.
(LAUGHTER)
NOW HE IS ALSO INCREDIBLE WHEN
IT COMES TO A SKILL THAT
EVERYBODY NEEDS, AND EVERYONE
SHOULD HAVE AND THAT IS JUMPING
ON CARS.
I KNOW, THEY WERE AUDIBLE WOWS,
DID YOU HEAR, THAT A WOMAN DOWN
THERE WOWED.
I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING, YOU ARE
THINKING JAMES, WHAT IF I'M
TRAPPED UNDER A CAR, IT'S NO
GOOD THAT HE COULD JUMP ON IT,
COULD HE SAVE ME.
I BET YOUR SWEET ASS HE CAN.
TAKE A LOOK.
I MEAN IT DOES MAKE ME QUESTION
HIM THAT GOES TO A FRIEND F YOU
HAVE A CAMERA PHONE COME
OUTSIDE, YOU WILL BE DOING.
THIS BUT ALL I WANT NOW, TO BE
HONEST, ALL I WANT REALLY FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE, THE DREAM
IS TO BE SITTING AT A RESTAURANT
WHILE SALT BAE IS DOING THIS AND
SAX BAE IS PLAYING SOME OF HIS
HOT SMOOTH JAZZ.
I JUST WANT TO BE THERE, THAT'S
IT I WANT TO BE.
THERE AND I WILL BE HERE UNTIL
WE COME BACK FROM THIS BREAK.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

James Corden Has a Love Triangle: Salt Bae v. Sax Bae

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