LEAKED: Child-In-Chief Trump Throws Oval Office Tantrum

PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS SO PSYCHED AFTER LAST WEEK'S
ADDRESS TO THE JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS, HE GOT REALLY GOOD
REVIEWS ON TV AND APPARENTLY HE WATCHES SIX HOURS OF TV A DAY.
HE'S THE PRESIDENT -- ALL MY GOD.
ANYWAY, HE IS LIKE, YAY,
THEY LIKED ME. AND THEN OOPS, ON WEDNESDAY THAT JEFF SESSIONS
STORY COMES OUT ABOUT HOW HE RUSSIAN CONTACTS AND LIED ABOUT
IT.
THINGS GO POORLY.
TRUMP HAS A SELF-INFLICTED WOUND ABOUT HOW
OBAMA WIRETAPPED HIM, NOBODY BELIEVES HIM.
HE GETS MAD.
THIS
STORY IS FROM MANY DIFFERENT SOURCES, I WILL QUOTE YOU CNN
AND THE WASHINGTON POST HERE, WASHINGTON POST TALKED TO NOT
ONLY FORMER OFFICIALS AND FORMER ADVISERS, THEY TALKED TO 17
PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW, THAT'S AMAZING, REALLY WELL
SOURCED, AND IT TURNS OUT DONNIE'S REALLY, REALLY MAD.
IT
DIDN'T WORK OUT LIKE HE WANTED TO.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS
STORY --
>>THIS IS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT -- YOU ARE STEALING MY THUNDER.
YOU
RUINED IT!
OKAY, A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE SAYS --
>>THE WASHINGTON POST SAYS --
>>I WILL ADD, LIKE A CHILD.
A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
THE WASHINGTON POST SAYS --
>>OOH, THERE'S TWO THINGS THE CHILD DOESN'T LIKE THERE.
I GOT ALL DRESSED UP IN MY BEST OUTFIT AND I WOULD LOOK LIKE A
COOL BOMBER OR SOMETHING, THEN I WAS OVERSHADOWED.
NOT FAIR,
MOMMY.
NOT FAIR.
GOD HELP US ALL --
>>I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THE CLIP, HE'S GOING AROUND THE NAVY
SHIP, THEY ARE ASKING ABOUT IT AND HE SAYS SESSIONS, HE'S FINE.
IF HE SAYS HE DIDN'T TALK TO THE RUSSIANS, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO
STEP ASIDE.
A COUPLE HOURS LATER SESSIONS RECUSE HIMSELF,
APPARENTLY HE WAS SUPER MAD TOO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SESSIONS
COULD HAVE RIDDEN IT OUT, BUT AS USUAL THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE,
BUNGLING, TRUMP SAYS THIS AND THEN SESSIONS CONTRADICTION BY
RECUSING HIMSELF.
ANOTHER REASON WHY DONNIE WAS UPSET.
BACK TO
CNN --
>>HMM, I WONDER WHO'S FAULT THAT IS, DONNIE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A
BRILLIANT MANAGER AND NEW HOW TO MAKE DEALS AND HOW TO MANAGE
BUILDINGS AND A GIANT ENTERPRISE -- SEEMS LIKE YOU CAN'T MANAGE
YOUR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG.
WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS?
THE
NUMBER ONE THING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP IS GROSS INCOMPETENCE.
WHAT KIND OF A MANAGER GOES AROUND LIKE, OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T
PLAN ANYTHING AND NEITHER DID YOU, WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAN IT?
NO,
YOU ARE IN CHARGE, DUDE.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET IT, YOU ARE THE
PRESIDENT.
IT IS YOUR JOB TO MANAGE THEM.
AND JUST THROWING A
TEMPER TANTRUM AFTER EVERYTHING HAS BEEN BUNGLED IS NOT PROPER
MANAGEMENT.
HE'S ONLY RUN A FAMILY BUSINESS BEFORE.
HE JUST
GOT DADDY'S MONEY AND LARGELY RAN IT TO THE GROUND, HE HAS NO
IDEA HOW TO MANAGE A BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY HE WENT BANKRUPT SIX
TIMES, LET ALONE IN A COMPLEX BUREAUCRACY LIKE THE UNITED
STATES GOVERNMENT.
BACK TO THE WASHINGTON POST, AND WHAT
HAPPENED --
>>ANOTHER CLASSIC MOVE OF A CHILD.
THEN I'M TAKING MY BALL
AND GOING HOME, I'M GOING TO GO TO MAR-A-LAGO AND PLAY GOLF, AND
YOU AREN'T COMING WITH ME, REINCE.
I'M MAD AT YOU.
REINCE
PRIEBUS, I WAS PLANNING TO GO AND THERE WAS AN RNC FUNDRAISER
THAT I OBVIOUSLY HAD A ROLE IN ORGANIZING, BUT A FAMILY
SITUATION CAME UP -- NO, HE'S MAD AT YOU, DUDE.
DON'T BOTHER
LYING.
STEVE BANNON WAS ALSO LEFT BEHIND ORIGINALLY, BUT HE
FOUND A WAY TO GET DOWN TO FLORIDA ANYWAY BECAUSE THAT'S
WHERE THE DECISIONS ARE BEING MADE.
WE HAVE FOOTAGE, I'M NOT
SURE UNCOMFORTABLE THAT THEY GOT IT, BUT CREDIT TO CNN FOR
GETTING IT, I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT --
A TIRADE INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE, THAT IS ANIMATED, YOU CAN TELL
THERE, YOU CAN'T SEE TRUMP, YOU CAN SEE BANNON -- BY THE WAY IF
I'M SECRET SERVICE I DON'T LIKE THIS FOOTAGE, IVANKA TRUMP IS
THERE, JARED KUSHNER AND REINCE PRIEBUS ARE THERE, THEY ARE
CLEARLY HAVING AN ANIMATED CONVERSATION BUT WE DON'T KNOW
IF BANNON IS YELLING AT TRUMP, THAT TAKES IT TOO FAR, NOBODY
KNOWS WHAT WAS ACTUALLY SAID IN THAT ROOM -- ALTHOUGH LIKE I
TOLD YOU THERE ARE 17 PEOPLE INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE WHO HAVE
LEAKED WHAT HAPPENED INSIDE THE ROOM, BUT THAT IS SOME FOOTAGE
FOR YOU, NOT CLEAR IF BANNON, WAS YELLING AT TRUMP BUT YELLING
NONETHELESS.
THAT IS CLEARLY A MESS, THEY ARE NOT WINNING OVER
THERE.
IT'S A MESS.
BACK TO THE WASHINGTON POST, THEY SAY --
>>I TOLD YOU.
CAN'T MANAGE A DAMN THING.
BACK TO CNN --
>>BECAUSE THE BOSS IS MAD AND YELLING AT THEM.
THEY SEEM LIKE
SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES.
MAN UP, YOU ARE AT THE WHITE HOUSE NOW.
OKAY, WASHINGTON POST --
>>WON'T BE THE FIRST, WON'T BE THE LAST.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE,
THEY ARE FUMBLERS AND BUMBLERS.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY
HAD TO GET RID OF OBAMACARE BEFORE THEY HAD TO DO TAX CUTS,
TRUMP LAST WEEK WAS LIKE, I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME HEALTHCARE
WAS COMPLICATED.
HE KEEPS SAYING THEY HAVE A GREAT SECRET PLAN,
BUT OF COURSE THEY DON'T. CONGRESS HAS COME BACK TO HIM
LIKE, LOOK, WE ARE REPUBLICANS, WE DIDN'T PLAN ON REPLACING IT,
WE JUST WANTED TO SHRED IT SO OUR DONORS CAN BE BACK IN
CHARGE, WE DON'T HAVE A REPLACEMENT.
TRUMP, YOU SAID YOU
HAD A SECRET PLAN, WHAT IS IT?
FUMBLING, BUMBLING.
THEN, HE
DOES A SELF-INFLICTED WOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHERE HE
TWEETS OUT LATE FRIDAY NIGHT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS
WIRETAPPED HIM, HE FOUND OUT.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU ARE THE
PRESIDENT -- IF YOU THINK THE FORMER PRESIDENT WIRETAPPED YOU,
WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE FBI AND THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AND YOUR
INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES?
YOU HAVE THEM AT YOUR DISPOSAL, YOU ARE
THE PRESIDENT.
INSTEAD OF READING A STORY FROM BREITBART
AND INFO WARS AND GOING, MY GOD, ALEX JONES SAID I WAS
WIRETAPPED.
YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT, YOU CAN FIND OUT.
ASK
SOMEBODY.
HE IS MAD THAT PEOPLE WON'T BACK HIM BECAUSE HE HAS NO
EVIDENCE.
HE RUNS INTO ONE OF HIS BEST BUDDIES, CHRISTOPHER
RUDDY, NEWSMAX CEO, ON THE GOLF COURSE.
HERE IS A 70-YEAR-OLD
MAN WHO WATCHES TONS OF TV AND SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME ON THE
GOLF COURSE, THAT IS A RETIREE, NOT THE PRESIDENT.
HE RUNS INTO
RUDDY ON THE GOLF COURSE, RUDDY SAYS --
>>APPARENTLY HE TOLD RUDDY ABOUT THE SO-CALLED WIRETAPPING
--
>>BUT MY GOD, MAN, WHY DIDN'T YOU INVESTIGATE IT BEFORE YOU
BLURTED IT OUT ON TWITTER?
HE DOESN'T GET IT, HE DOESN'T GET
THAT HE'S IN CHARGE.
AND THAT COMES WITH A HEAVY
RESPONSIBILITY, AND IT'S NOT SOMEBODY ELSE'S FAULT OR
SOMEBODY ELSE'S RESPONSIBILITY, AS MUCH AS I DISLIKE BANNON AND
ALL THOSE GUYS, THE BUCK DOESN'T STOP THERE.
DONNIE, IT STOPS
WITH YOU, PLAY WITH IT, IF YOU GET UPSET YOU DON'T TAKE THE
BUCK AND GO TO FLORIDA AND PLAY WITH YOUR BUDDY RUDDY AND GOLF.
NONETHELESS THEY ARE DOWN IN FLORIDA, AND HIS ADVISERS ARE
GOING TO TRY TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.
AGAIN, THE CHILD'S TEMPER
TANTRUM IS HURTING EVERYBODY, SO THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO CALM
HIM DOWN.
LISTEN TO HOW THEY DO IT --
>>THAT IS ANOTHER SENTENCE I LOVE.
OKAY, DONNIE, LOOK, WE
HAVE A GREAT NEW TOY FOR YOU, IT IS ANOTHER MUSLIM BAN, AND
APPARENTLY IT WORKED.
AND HE WAS LIKE, OKAY, GOOD.
I LIKE THIS
TOY.
I DON'T LIKE THE MUSLIMS, WE HAVE TO BAN THEM UNTIL WE
FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
WHO YOU THINK SHOULD
DO THAT, DONALD?
THE WASHINGTON POST EXPLAINS --
>>AND THEN OF COURSE HE TURNS ON THE TELEVISION.
AND AFTER
WATCHING THE KARDASHIANS FOR A WHILE -- NO, I DON'T KNOW, BUT
HE PROBABLY DID --
>>AND DONNIE WENT BACK TO BEING REALLY, REALLY UPSET.
THIS CHILD
IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
THIS CHILD UNFORTUNATELY
IS THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH.
AND THIS CHILD HAS NO
IDEA THAT HE ACTUALLY SHOULDERS THAT RESPONSIBILITY NOW.
DONNIE,
YOUR DADDY ISN'T HERE TO RESCUE YOU ANYMORE.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE
THESE DECISIONS, YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO MANAGE YOUR STAFF
SO THAT YOU GUYS CAN MANAGE THE COUNTRY.
SO NO MATTER HOW ANGRY
YOU GET AND HOW MANY TEMPER TANTRUMS YOU THROW, IT DOESN'T
CHANGE THAT FACT.
YOU'VE GOT TO ACTUALLY GROW UP, BE AN ADULT,
AND MANAGE THE COUNTRY.
THE REALITY IS, I KNOW AND ACTUALLY
YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF IT, SO YOU AREN'T
GOING TO LAST THAT LONG.
BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY SO LONG WE CAN HAVE
A CHILD AS THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON ON EARTH BEFORE THINGS GO
HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG.
AND WE'RE NOT THAT FAR FROM IT
ALREADY.

LEAKED: Child-In-Chief Trump Throws Oval Office Tantrum

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