Meet Arizona's Sex Positive Political Candidate

THANKS FOR BEING HERE, LET MAY WISH YOU A HAPPY INTERNATIONAL
WOMEN'S DAY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> EVERYBODY.
TODAY'S THE DAY WHEN WE CELEBRATE WOMEN, A LOT OF WOMEN
GOING ON STRIKE TODAY.
AND THEY'RE CALLING IT A DAY WITHOUT WOMEN.
OR AS IT IS KNOWN IN THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE, A DAY.
ANOTHER BIG STORY TODAY IS THAT WIKILEAKS, DID YOU SEE THIS?
WIKILEAKS HAS PUBLISHED THOUSANDS OF CIA DOCUMENTS
DETAILING THE AGENCY'S SECRET HACKING CAPABILITIES.
THE CIA IS FURIOUS.
THEY SAY ARMED WITH THIS INFORMATION, ANYONE COULD HACK
THE U.S. NOW I'M NOT TOO WORRIED ABOUT THIS.
I MEAN WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
RUSSIANS HACK THE ELECTION AND MAKE A REALITY TV STAR THE
PRESIDENT, I MEAN-- COME ON.
(APPLAUSE) THE LEAK DESCRIBED A PROJECT
CALLED WEEPING ANGEL THAT ALLOWS SPY AGENCIES TO TURN SMART TV'S
INTO LISTENING DEVICES.
I LOVE THE NAME WEEPING ANGELS, DON'T YOU.
>> Reggie: VERY DR. WHO.
>> James: SOUNDS LIKE AN 80SEE LIKE METAL HAIR BAND.
GOOD EVENING, CLEVELAND, WE ARE WEEPING ANGELS.
GIVE ME A-- BUT THIS IS SERIOUS, GUYS.
ANY SMART TV COULD BE A LISTENING DEVICE.
YOU GUYS, YOU REALIZE THEY COULD BE RECORDING US RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T WANT THIS GETTING OUT THERE WHERE THE PUBLIC CAN SEE
IT.
THAT'S WHY I MAKE A TV SHOW AT 12:37 A.M.
BUT THIS IS A BIG BREACH OF SECURITY BY WIKILEAKS AND IT
CAN'T JUST BE THE CIA THAT'S ANGRY ABOUT THIS.
I THINK WE'RE GOING TO SEE PEOPLE AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF
GOVERNMENT EARN RAGED BY THIS STORY.
>> WIKILEAKS, I LOVE WIKILEAKS.
>> James: WELL, MAYBE NOT.
AND WE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
LAST NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WENT DARK FOR
AN HOUR DUE TO AN UNPLANNED POWER OUTAGE.
SO IT LOOKS LIKE NEW YORK GOT A HEAD START ON THEIR DAY WITHOUT
WOMEN.
OF COURSE WHEN TRUMP HEARD THERE WAS A DARK WOMAN FROM FRANCE
OUTSIDE NEW YORK CITY, HE IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO HAVE HER
DEPORTED.
WHEN ASKED FOR AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT, THE STATUE JUST SAID
THAT SHE WANTED SOME ME TIME IN FACT, WE HAVE A PHOTO OF HER
WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME BACK ON.
(LAUGHTER) FINALLY TONIGHT, WE WANT TO DRAW
YOUR ATTENTION TO A CANDIDATE WHO IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN
ARIZONA, HIS NAME IS NOAH DYER, AND HE'S MAKING HEADLINES FOR A
CANDID STATEMENT.
AND I MEAN A REALLY CANDID STATEMENT THAT HE POSTED ON HIS
CAMPAIGN WEBSITE.
THIS IS AN EXCERPT, IT SAYS NOAH HAS HAD BOTH DEEP AND CASUAL
SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH ALL KINDS OF WOMEN.
HE IS AN ADVOCATE OF OPEN RELATIONSHIPS.
HE'S HAD GROUP SEX AND SEX WITH MARRIED WOMEN.
HE HAS SENT AND RECEIVED INTIMATE TEXTS AND PICTURES AND
OCCASIONALLY RECORDED VIDEO DURING SEX.
NOAH HAS ALWAYS BEEN FORTH RIGHT WITH HIS PARTNERS.
I MEAN I WOULD HATE TO BE THE INTERN THAT WAS ASKED TO TYPE
THAT UP.
WHEN THEY READ THAT STATEMENT, ARIZONA RESIDENTS WERE LIKE CAN
WE JUST GO BACK TO WHEN POLITICIANS LIED TO US?
NOAH DYER SAYS HE HAS HAD GROUP SEX AND SEX WITH MARRIED WOMEN.
MANY ARIZONA VOTERS SAID IT'S GOOD THAT HE'S HONEST.
WHILE MANY ARIZONA HUSBANDS SAID WHICH MARRIED WOMEN WERE YOU
HAVING SEX WITH.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIS PICTURE.
THIS IS NOAH HERE.
COME ON.
WITH THAT PICTURE HE DIDN'T NEED TO TELL US HE'S INTO GROUP SEX.
(LAUGHTER) ANYONE THAT PUTS THAT LEVEL OF
EFFORT INTO DOING JUST A BEAVERED IS INTO GROUP SEX.
THAT'S JUST A FACT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE ISSUE HE'S MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT, THIS IS
HIS MAIN PLATFORM, VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 69.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ARE YOU READY, REGGIE.

Meet Arizona's Sex Positive Political Candidate

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