Olive Garden

>>> OKAY, MY LOVELY FEATURED BACKGROUND.
WE ARE ABOUT READY TO GO FOR A TAKE.
ALL YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN OLIVE GARDEN ADS.
YOU KNOW THE DEAL. FUN, CASUAL.
WE REALLY WANT TO GIVE VIEWERS THE VIBE THAT YOU'RE EXCITED TO
BE HERE. >> I LOVE OLIVE GARDEN SO I
WON'T EVEN HAVE TO ACT AT ALL. >> THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.
SO I'LL CALL OUT DIRECTION FROM THE MONITOR AND LET'S SEE IF WE
CAN CAPTURE SOME MAGIC. HERE WE GO.
AND -- ACTION. ♪♪♪
>> OKAY. THAT LOOKS GREAT.
WE'RE CHATTING. WE'RE CHATTING.
SWEATER GUY, CHECK OUT THE RESTAURANT.
THIS PLACE IS NICE! EVEN MORE IMPRESSED.
AM I IN A PALACE? YES.
OKAY. NOW BLOND HAIR, FIND SOMETHING
YOU WANT ON THE MENU, NOD AND SMILE.
ALL RIGHT. BIGGER NOD.
THIS ALL LOOKS YUMMY. REALLY GO FOR IT, BLOND HAIR.
BIG OLD SMILE. YEAH.
AMAZING. LOVE THAT.
NOW BLUE SHIRT, SOMEONE JUST SAID SOMETHING FUNNY.
BIG LAUGH. EVEN FUNNIER.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO PEE YOURSELF. I'M PEEING!
I'M PEEING! FANTASTIC.
OKAY. YELLOW TOP, YOU'RE LOOKING AT
THE MENU AND YOU REALLY WANT THAT CHICKEN CIAO BELLA.
YOU WANT IT REALLY BAD. YOU'RE LOOKING AT THAT PASTA
GOING, OH, LORDY, I MUST BE IN HEAVEN.
OKAY. LET'S CALL THAT A CUT.
WOW. FANTASTIC WORK, GUYS.
I THINK WE GOT IT. >> ARE YOU SURE THOSE REACTIONS
WEREN'T TOO BIG? >> YEAH.
I FELT LIKE I LOOKED A LITTLE STUPID MAYBE.
>> AND I DIDN'T LIKE THAT VOICE YOU DID.
>> I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
AS FAR AS REACTIONS GO, YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN OLIVE GARDEN ADS.
PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN A RESTAURANT OR EATEN FOOD
BEFORE. THE YOYOS AT HOME THINK OLIVE
GARDEN IS A MAGICAL PLACE. IT'S ADVERTISING 101.
TRUST ME. YOU'RE KILLING IT.
OKAY? WE JUST NEED TO GET SOME ALTS
FOR DIFFERENT MARKETS THIS AD WILL AIR IN.
ALL RIGHT? HERE WE GO.
AND ACTION. ♪♪♪
LET'S START BY LAUGHING. WE'RE LAUGHING.
WE'RE HAVING FUN. GOOD.
NOW FOR THE SMALL TOWNS, BLUE SHIRT, GIVE BLOND HAIR A LITTLE
KISS ON THE CHEEK. GREAT.
FOR THE URBAN MARKET CAN I GET SWEATER GUY GIVING YELLOW TOP A
SMOOCH? FOR ONE NEIGHBORHOOD IN ATLANTA,
LET ME SEE YELLOW TOP PLANT ONE ON BLOND HAIR.
LIPS, PLEASE. OH, CHILD!
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME? GREAT, GREAT.
OKAY. NOW I JUST WANT TO GET SOME
OPTIONS. STUFF THEY MIGHT WANT.
LET'S GET SOME PASTA, PLEASE. PASTA, PASTA, PASTA.
SO, SWEATER GUY, YOU ORDERED THAT SHRIMP TERRIGIORNO AND IT
SMELLS AMAZING. GREAT.
YES, YES. GOT THAT.
JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT YOUR FACE RIGHT IN THE PASTA BOWL.
>> REALLY? I MEAN, WOULD OLIVE GARDEN EVEN
USE THAT IN THE AD? >> JUST LOOKING FOR OPTIONS.
PLOP THAT FACE IN THERE. GREAT.
YES. YES.
SWEATER GUY, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
BLUE SHIRT AND BLOND HAIR, IMAGINE THERE IS A WAITRESS
THERE AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO HER.
LOOK UP AND NOD. SHE'S A LITTLE TALLER THAN THAT.
BRING THE EYE LINE UP A BIT. EVEN TALLER.
OH, MY GOD, THIS WOMAN'S AN AMAZON.
PERFECT. JUST SO WE HAVE IT, GIVE ME ONE
WHERE THE WAITRESS IS TWO FEET TALL.
THERE SHE IS. PERFECT.
SHE'S LEAVING AND YOU'RE BOTH TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.
>> I WOULDN'T LAUGH AT A LITTLE PERSON.
>> BUT OLIVE GARDEN CUSTOMERS WOULD.
NAILED IT. THERE IT IS.
>> CAN I TAKE MY FACE OUT OF THE PASTA NOW?
>> NOT JUST YET, SWEATER GUY. I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE IT.
NOW, YELLOW TOP -- >> I'M NOT PUTTING MY HEAD IN NO
PASTA. >> OF COURSE NOT.
JUST ENJOY THE TASTE OF THE PASTA.
YES. YES.
THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT.
YOU'RE CHEWING, TASTING, AND YOU JUST HAD A BIG OLD ORGASM.
AMAZING. THAT'S IT.
YEAH. LOVE THOSE EYES.
LOVE THAT. LOOK AT THOSE.
GREAT. YES.
THAT'S GREAT. NOW BLONDE HAIR, CAN I SEE THAT
FROM YOU? YES.
YES, YES. GREAT WITH THE LIP.
YES. THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
OKAY. BLUE SHIRT, YOU'RE UP.
AMAZING. THE VEAL PRIMARINI IS PUSHING
ALL YOUR BUTTONS. THERE IT IS.
SWEATER GUY, TAKE YOUR FACE OUT OF THE PASTA AND LET'S SEE THAT
FROM YOU AS WELL. YEAH.
YOU'RE REALLY LOVIN' IT. THAT'S PERFECT.
PUT YOUR FACE BACK IN THE BOWL OF PASTA.
>> I REALLY WOULD RATHER NOT -- >> AND GO.
OKAY. NOW YELLOW TOP, LOOK AT SWEATER
GUY LIKE, LORDY, GIVE ME THE STRENGTH.
AND CUT. YES.
PERFECT. GUYS, REALLY WONDERFUL.
I THINK I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED.
AND NO PROMISES BUT I HEAR THEY MAY USE SOME OF YOU GUYS IN
THEIR PRINT CAMPAIGN, TOO. ♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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