Ted Cruz's Trump A$$-Kissing Tour Continues...

I WISH I
DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS TO TED CRUZ.
HE MADE ME DO IT, WHAT CAN
I DO?
>>YOU REMEMBER TED CRUZ, HE WAS ONE OF DONALD TRUMP'S MAIN
OPPONENTS IN THE PRIMARIES IN 2016.
HE CALLED DONALD TRUMP
THINGS LIKE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, NARCISSIST, AND UTTERLY AMORAL.
THAT IS FUN.
IN FACT, JAYAR DID A COMPILATION TO GIVE YOU A
SENSE OF HOW MAD TED CRUZ WASN'T DONALD TRUMP AT THE TIME.
AFTER
YOU SEE THIS I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TED CRUZ IS DOING WITHOUT
TRUMP NOW.
FIRST, WATCH THIS.
>>I DON'T GET ANGRY OFTEN, BUT YOU MESS WITH MY WIFE, WITH MY
KIDS, THAT WILL DO IT EVERY TIME.
>>DONALD, YOU ARE A SNIVELING COWARD, LEAVE HEIDI ALONE.
>>WE SUPPORT HIM AS THE NOMINEE?
>>I'M GOING TO BEAT HIM FOR THE NOMINATION.
>>THAT'S NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION.
>>I AM ANSWERING, DONALD TRUMP WILL NOT BE THE NOMINEE.
>>HE'S LEAVING RIGHT NOW, YOU LOOKED IN THE CAMERA AND
SAID HE'S A COWARD.
WE SUPPORT HIM AS THE NOMINEE?
>>DONALD TRUMP WILL NOT BE THE NOMINEE.
TRUMP IS A GIFT WRAPPED
IN A LITTLE BOW FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
IT HANDS THE GENERAL ELECTION TO HILLARY CLINTON.
>>IT DIDN'T WORK OUT THAT WAY.
TURNS OUT DID WIN THE PRIMARY
AND HE DID WIN THE GENERAL ELECTION.
NOW LET'S LOOK AT A
GIFT WRAPPED UP IN A PRETTY LITTLE PINK BOW.
CAN YOU BRING
UP THE TWEET FOR ME THAT TED CRUZ JUST SENT OUT?
THIS IS FROM
TED CRUZ -- OUR FAMILY HAD DINNER WITH PRESIDENT AND FIRST
LADY WHO WERE WARM AND GRACIOUS.
CATHERINE BROUGHT JOE, HER
KINDERGARTEN CLASS STUFFED GIRAFFE.
AFTER WHAT HE DID YOUR
FAMILY, THIS IS WHAT YOU DO NOW?
YOU PRETTY LITTLE PINK BOW?
OH,
YOU'RE SO SAD.
SO SAD.
REMEMBER, HE SAID THAT YOUR FATHER HELPED
ASSASSINATE JFK.
HE CALLED YOUR WIFE UGLY.
REMEMBER, AGAIN, I'M
SORRY, HE MADE ME DO IT.
I DIDN'T SEND THAT TWEET OUT, HE
SENT IT OUT.
I'LL SHOW YOU ANOTHER COMPILATION OF TED CRUZ
BACK IN THE DAY.
>>YOU ARE A SNIVELING COWARD, LEAVE HEIDI ALONE.
>>DONALD HAS A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN.
HE IS TERRIFIED BY STRONG WOMEN, HE LASHES OUT AT THEM.
IS A SERIAL PHILANDERER AND HE BOASTS ABOUT IT.
THIS ISN'T A SECRET, HE'S PROUD OF BEING A SERIAL PHILANDERER.
>>WHEN DONALD GET SCARED AND ANGRY AND HE IS THREATENED, HE
BEGINS YELLING, HE BEGINS SCREAMING, HE BEGINS OFTEN
CURSING, AND HE BEGINS TRYING TO BE A BULLY.
>>THIS MAN IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
HE DOESN'T KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUTH AND LIES, HE LIES PRACTICALLY
EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>>HE WILL BETRAY YOU ON EVERY ISSUE ACROSS THE BOARD.
>>BRAGGING ABOUT INFIDELITY, WHAT IS HE DOING?
HE DOES THE SAME PROJECTION, JUST LIKE A PATHOLOGICAL
LIAR, HE ACCUSES EVERYONE OF LYING, HE ACCUSES OTHERS OF
DOING WHAT HE'S DOING.
>>THE MAN CANNOT TELL THE TRUTH BUT HE COMBINES IT WITH
BEING A NARCISSIST.
>>OF COURSE IS THE MOST ACCURATE THINGS TED CRUZ HAS
EVER SAID IN HIS LIFETIME.
BUT BACK THEN HE WAS PRETENDING TO
BE TOUGH, HIS WHOLE CAREER WAS BUILT ON HOW SHUT DOWN THE
GOVERNMENT, I'LL DO WHAT OTHER ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS WILL
DO, I'M SO TOUGH.
AND DONALD, LEAVE HEIDI ALONE.
OTHERWISE I
WILL BRING HER TO DINNER AND LET YOU BE GRACIOUS TO HER AS I
SNIVEL TO YOU LATER.
THAT IS SO SAD.
WHY IS HE DOING IT?
BECAUSE
HE'S A TOUGH GUY, HE'S NOT COURAGEOUS, HE JUST DOES WHAT
HIS DONORS TELL HIM TO, AND IS NUMBER ONE DONOR DURING THE
PRIMARIES WAS THE MERCER FAMILY, WHO SWITCHED OVER AFTER HE LOST
AND WAS THE NUMBER ONE DONOR TO DONALD TRUMP.
AND AFTER HE
DIDN'T ENDORSE DONALD TRUMP AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, HE
WENT UP TO THE MERCER SUITE AND THEY SLAMMED THE DOOR IN CRUZ'S
FACE.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, NOT SO TOUGH.
OH, I MEANT DONALD IS
GRACIOUS AND WONDERFUL AND WARM.
DEVICE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?
I
MEANT I LOVE DONALD TRUMP.
OH, YOU ARE SO SAD.
BUT LET'S FINISH
HIM AND SHOW YOU MY FAVORITE PICTURE IN THE WORLD.
THIS IS
DURING THE GENERAL ELECTION WHEN HE FINALLY CAVED AND STARTED
MAKING CALLS FOR TRUMP.
HI, THIS IS TED CRUZ, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP
ELECT DONALD TRUMP?
THAT'S LITERALLY THE SADDEST PICTURE
I'VE EVER SEEN.
OH, TED.
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.
YOU MADE
ME DO IT, TED.
DON'T SEND OUT NICE TWEETS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP.
JUST, SHH.

Ted Cruz's Trump A$$-Kissing Tour Continues...

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