Tim Allen on Going to Donald Trump's Inauguration

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>> THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO
DO.
>> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO THE
PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION?
>> I WAS INVITED.
WE WENT TO THE VETERANS BALL, I
WENT TO SEE THE DEMOCRATS AND
REPUBLICANS.
YEAH, I WENT TO THE
INAUGURATION.
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT ATTACKING YOU.
>> I'M NOT KIDDING, YOU GOTTA BE
REAL CAREFUL AROUND HERE, YOU
GET BEAT UP IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE
WHAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES, IT'S
LIKE '30s GERMANY.
IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE GROUP.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE BELIEVE IS
RIGHT.
WELL, I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH IT.
I'M A COMEDIAN, I LIKE GOING ON
BOTH SIDES.
THIS GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF BIG.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ANYTHING LIKE
THAT.
>> Jimmy: WAS IT A BIG DEAL?
>> JUST SO MANY PEOPLE.
AND WHEN THEY SHOW UP, THE
EX-PRESIDENT GETS IN A
HELICOPTER AND JETS AND MARINES
TAKING HIM THIS WAY.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A CADILLAC
PARADE.
JUST ROWS OF CADILLACS.
MY KIDS WERE GOING, IS THIS THE
PARADE?
IT'S LIKE BLACK CADILLAC, BLACK
CADILLAC, AND THEN A TRACTOR.
THERE'S NO MARCHING BANDS.
I USED TO LIKE PARADES.
FUNNY OFF STORY, I TOOK MY
LITTLE ONE.
I'M NOT IGNORANT, BUT SOMETIMES
I PLAY IT.
WE WENT TO SEE THE SANTA MONICA
PARADE DOWN ON SANTA MONICA
BOULEVARD.
THE GAY PARADE.
WHEN THEY SAY GAY, I THOUGHT
THERE WOULD BE FLOATS AND STUFF.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE A
5-YEAR-OLD TO THAT PARADE.
LOOK AT THE MUSIC, IT'S A FIRE
TRUCK WITH NAKED MEN ON IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THERE'S NO BULLWINKLE.
>> GAY PRIDE PARADES HAVE A
DIFFERENT TONE THAN DISNEY ON
ICE PARADE.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S NO ICE FOR ONE
THING.
>> THERE'S NO ICE.
IT'S A LOT OF NUDE GUYS ON
VEHICLES.
IT'S HARD TO --
>> Jimmy: SO YOU DO STAND-UP,
YOU GO AROUND, THE COUNTRY IS
VERY DIVIDED.
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
>> I HAVE BUDDIES IN THE
SECURITY BUSINESS.
I'M A TECH FREAK.
I HAVE A GUY THAT'S -- HE ALWAYS
HAS CELL PHONE BATTERIES THAT
COME OUT.
HE SAID, YOU PUT AN iPHONE DOWN,
IN A WEEK, IT'S DEAD.
I SAY, IT'S NOT REALLY OFF?
NO, IT'S NEVER REALLY OFF.
ONE DAY I WAS THINKING, IF A
GOVERNMENT DROVE DOWN THE STREET
WITH A GRAY SEDAN WITH A CAMERA
ON IT, YOU'D BE RIOTING, BUT IF
IT'S WHITE WITH EMOJIS AND
GOOGLE ON IT, YAY, YOU'RE WAVING
AT IT!
THEY'RE TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR
HOUSE!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A POINT.
>> YOU'RE WAVING AT IT.
TAKE A PICTURE OF MY HOUSE FROM
THE SKY!
THERE'S THAT CAMERA THAT LOOKS
AROUND YOUR BLOCK.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I WANTED TO PUT F.U. ON THE TOP
OF MY HOUSE.
HAVE THAT SATELLITE GO, OH, NO,
NO.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER SEARCHED
FOR YOUR OWN HOUSE?
>> HELL YEAH.
I'M OUT THERE GOING LIKE THIS.
>> Jimmy: I DID IT TOO AND I'M
LIKE, HEY, THERE'S MY CAR.
>> IT'S A LITTLE SPOOKY.
OUR PRIVACY, YOU GIVE UP.
I LIKE AMAZON PRIME AS MUCH AS
ANYBODY.
YOU SHOP FOR A LOT.
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SHOP FOR THE
NEWS AS MUCH AS WE SHOP FOR A
NEW PAIR OF GLASSES.
BUT AMAZON, AT THE BOTTOM, THEY
SUGGEST THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE.
YOU MEAN LIKE THE STUFF I JUST
BOUGHT YESTERDAY?
WHY DO THEY -- THEY KNOW WAY TOO
MUCH ABOUT US.
>> Jimmy: I FEEL SOMETIMES THEY
SEND THINGS TO MY HOME THAT I
NEVER ORDERED.
>> JUST TO SEE IF YOU'D LIKE IT.
>> Jimmy: AND I ALWAYS LIKE IT.
IT'S A WEIRD THING.
SOME AUTOMATIC THING THAT'S
GOING ON.
>> THIS WAS A RELATIONAL
DATABASE.
IT WAS THE UNIVERSITY OF
WISCONSIN 19 YEARS AGO, THEY
STARTED THIS WHOLE THING.
GIVE YOU TEN OF YOUR FAVORITE
MOVIES AND YOU GO, I LIKE THESE
FIVE.
TO WHAT DEGREE DO YOU LIKE THEM?
THEN THEY GAVE YOU 20 MORE AND
30 AND GET DOWN TO TEN.
THEN THEY GAVE YOU FIVE FILMS
WHAT YOU'D LOVE, AND I LOVED
EVERY ONE OF THEM.
THEY SOLD THAT.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> ONCE THEY KNOW YOUR
PREFERENCES --
>> Jimmy: SOMETIMES I GET IN MY
NETFLIX CUE AND I GO, OH, I'M AN
IDIOT.
>> BECAUSE IT SUGGESTS DUMB
STUFF.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
I AM AN IDIOT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
WHERE WILL YOU BE DOING SHOWS?
WHEN'S THE NEXT ONE, STAND-UP
WISE?
>> THE MIRAGE IN LAS VEGAS

Tim Allen on Going to Donald Trump's Inauguration

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