Tony Rock's Favorite Comedian Is His Brother (But Not Chris)

FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND STAND-UP COMEDIAN WHO HOSTS
THE NEW GAME SHOW "THE GAME OF DATING."
PLEASE WELCOME TONY ROCK.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> HOW YOU DOING.
>> Stephen: NOW, LISTEN, THANKS FOR BEING HERE ON THE
LIVE SHOW.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
I WILL NOT CURSE.
DON'T WORRY.
>> Stephen: GOOD, I HOPE I WON'T.
YOU'RE A STAND-UP, SO BEING LIVE AT 12:30 AT NIGHT, MUST FEEL
PERFECTLY NATURAL I FOR ME.
>> THIS IS EARLY.
THIS IS EARLY FOR ME UPON I HAVE A SUIT ON, I WAS ON STEPHEN
COLBERT TONIGHT.
WE'RE GOING OUT.
>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING OUT?
>> YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WOULD LOOK, I WALK BOA CLUB, "ME AND
MY MAN STEPHEN COLBERT NEED AN TABLE."
>> Stephen: I THINK I MIGHT LOOK COOLER BEING WITH YOU.
PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS, BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY WANT BROTHER OF
CHRIS ROCK.
>> YES, SIR.
>> Stephen: AND DOES IT BOTHER HIM THAT YOU'RE SO YOUNG AND
HANDSOME?
>> IT DOES, IT DOES.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE THE YOUNGER BROTHER, RIGHT?
>> YES, I CAN HIT A JUMP SHOT, I CAN HIT A BASEBALL.
IT KILLS HIM.
>> Stephen: HOW MANY KIDS.
>> CHARLES, TONY, ANDY, JORDAN.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID DOWRKSA 10?
HOWFD CAN DO YOU THEM.
>> ARE YOU 11, REALLY?
>> I'M 11th OF 11.
WHERE DO YOU FALL IN THE FAMILY?
>> I'M FOURTH.
>> Stephen: YOUR BROTHER IS A COMEDIAN, YOU'RE A COMEDIAN--
>> MY BABY BROTHER JORDAN.
24 YEARS OLD.
JORDAN ROCK IS MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.
HE'S ON A NETFLIX SHOW CALLED "LOVE."
>> Stephen: DID CHRIS KNOW HE'S A COMEDIAN?
>> I THINK HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS.
>> Stephen: ARE THERE A LOT-- IS IT A REALLY FUNNY FAMILY?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IS BEING FUNNY A CURRENCY?
>> YES.S FIRESTONE FAMILY HAS TIRES.
AND, YOU KNOW, THE HEINZ HAS KETCHUP, THE ROCKS HAVE JOKE
GLAWLZ THE TIME.
LIKE AT A FUNERAL?
>> YEAH, LOOK AT HIS SHIRT.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I COULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT SHIRT.
>> WHY IS SHE CRYING?
>> "I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT SHIRT?"
>> Stephen: WE WERE ACTUALLY TOLD ONCE TO NOT-- TO STOP
LAUGHING AT THE WAKE.
>> MY MOTHER WOULD DO THIS IN CHURCH TO US ALL THE TIME,
BECAUSE WE WOULD ACT LIKE WE CALL THE THE HOLY GHOST JUST TO
BE FUNNY.
( LAUGHTER ) AND MY MOTHER WAS LIKE --
>> Stephen: AS WELL SHE SHOULD.
>> "IT'S THE LORD, MOM AI CAN'T CONTROL IT.
IT'S THE LORD."
>> Stephen: YOU GOT THE NEW SHOW.
IT'S CALLED "THE GAME OF DATING."
>> TUESDAY NIGHTS AT 8:00, TV1.
>> Stephen: HOW IS THIS SHOW "THE GAME OF DATING," DIFFERENT
FROM OTHER DATING SHOWS.
"IN THE BACHELOR" THEY HAVE A ROSE.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
TALK US THROUGH IT.
>> SMIEN DIFFERENT BECAUSE THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A SHOW LIKE THIS.
IT'S A DATING SHOW WHERE YOU WATCH TWO DATES BUT THERE ARE
THREE TEAMS THAT WATCH DATES TO PREDICT WHAT WILL HAPPEN AND WIN
MONEY.
>> Stephen: THERE ARE PEOPLE WATCHING DATE ON HIDDEN CAMERA?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU PAUSE IT?
>> I PAUSE THE ACTION PAIN GUY SHOWS UP TO THE DATE, GIVES THE
GIRL FLOWERS, YOU LOOK GREAT.Y.
PAUSE, WHAT DOES SHE SAY IN RESPONSE, "YOU LOOK GREAT, TOO.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST WOKE UP.
>> Stephen: I'M ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS.
>> THE TEAMS DEBATE, PLACE A WAGER AND THE TEAM THAT WINS THE
MOST MONEY WINS $10,000 AT THE ENDS OF THE GAME.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ON THE DATE WIN?
THEY'RE DOIN DOING ALL THE WORK.
>> THEY WIN A CHANCE AT LOVE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, SURE.
>> IT'S A SHOT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A-- THAT SAVES A LOT ON THE BUDGET RIGHTL
THERE.
>> EXACTLY.
( LAUGHTER ) WE DIDN'T PAY YOU BECAUSE WE
THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY HAVE YOU BEEN ON-- ARE YOU YOURSELF IN A
RELATIONSHIP?
>> I AM.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU MARRIED?
>> I'M NOT MARRIED BUT I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP.
WITH COMEDY.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: SHE'S A HARSH-- SHOOEZ A HARSH MISTRESS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: SO HAVE YOU BEENER ON TERRIBLE DATES YOURSELF?
I ASSUME-- >> I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A BAD
DATE.
I'LL JUST END IT.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE.
>> Stephen: YOU'LL END IT?
>> "THIS ISN'T GOING RIGHT.
I'LL CALL YOU AN URER, I'LL HOLD THE DOOR, BUT I CAN'T WASTE TIME
ON A BAD DATE."
>> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD ADVICE.
DON'T WASTE ANY TIME.
>> DON'T WASTE TIME.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER EVER BEEN IN COMPETITION
FOR WOMEN, ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
UH...
>> Stephen: I'M GUESSING THAT'S A YES?
>> YEAH.
WE WERE IN COMPETITION AND DIDN'T KNOW IT.
YOU KNOW, BROTHERS ARE VERY COMPETITIVE.
BROTHERS ARE VERY COMPETITIVE WITH EVERYTHING-- CLOTHES, CARS,
HAIR CUT, WHATEVER.
MY BROTHER CALLS ME, "I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
SHE'S SO FINE.
YOU HAVE TO SEE HER."
AND I SAID, "I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND, SHE'S THIS AND THIS.
WE GO TO THE KNICKS GAME.
I'M WITH MY GIRL.
HE'S WITH HIS GIRL.
STAND UP AND WAVE.
HE TELLS HIS GIRL TO STAWND AND HE DOES THE... A
( LAUGHTER ) AND I'M LOOK LIKE OH, NICE.
GOOD WORK, GOOD WORK.
AND I TELL MY GIRL TO STAWND.
AND SHE'S LIKE, "NO, NO."
I'M LIKE, COME ON, LET HIM SEE YOU."
AND SHE STANS UP AND THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I SEE HIS
FACE.
RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD KNICKS GAME TO FIND OUT MY BROTHER
SLEPT WITH MY DATE.
>> Stephen: THAT WILL DO IT.
>> AND KNICKS VICTORIES ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN.
SHE RUINED A GOOD KNICKS GAME.
>> Stephen: LOVELY TO MEET YOU, MAN.
>> PLEASURE, PLEASURE.
>> Stephen: "THE GAME OF DATING" AIRS TUESDAYS ON TVONE.

Tony Rock's Favorite Comedian Is His Brother (But Not Chris)

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