Truth or Drink Engaged Couples- Solo (Lauren and Timmy)

- How many sexual partners have you had?
- One.
- No.
He's my only partner.
(laughing)
- I'm Tim.
- And I'm Lauren.
- And we're gonna do it,
we're gonna get married.
- Yeah.
- You wanna pour me a whiskey shot?
I'll pour you a vodka shot.
- Sure.
Cheers.
(laughing) (coughing)
- [Both] Yes.
- It's August 19th.
Is that right?
Yes!
Okay. (laughing)
- Oh wait.
- You wanna read it?
Okay. - Sure.
How often do we have sex, how often should we have sex?
(laughing)
- I guess you can pour me a shot.
- Not hugely.
- I'm just worried my mom's gonna see this,
and she's like, so conservative.
She doesn't even drink and she
thinks Timmy and I are alcoholics.
(laughing)
- We never have sex.
I don't even know what sex is.
Who or what do you picture when you're masturbating?
Lauren's playing the long game on this one.
(laughing)
(clearing throat)
- If our sex life was porn, what genre would it be?
- Um, normal, I guess, like on the front page.
It would definitely be on the front page of a porn site,
you don't have to go too deep.
- Okay.
I don't know any genres.
(laughing)
- Uh, I'm trying to think of like, the weird ones.
There's a lot of like, foot stuff,
people like to look at feet.
- Well they, I mean, (laughing)
you do what you do to porn to them.
- Wait, what?
- Am I making this up?
(laughing)
What is your favorite sex position?
What is your least favorite?
I'm supposed to pour it.
- I don't know.
Um, all of them.
Alright.
- [Lauren] Your turn.
- You read one.
- Good.
- Good.
- When's the last time you accidentally grazed
a sexy someone's body?
(laughing)
- Probably at da club.
- What? (laughing)
- I'm thinkin' of like, antelopes grazing.
(laughing)
- Does that mean like, brush against?
- Yeah.
I guess.
When was the last time you masturbated?
- Ugh, gross.
- You have to except your body.
- I'm just kidding.
I'll just drink instead.
- When was the last time--
- Yesterday.
- When?
Was I asleep?
- There's a magic hour. (laughing)
- Cute.
The average duration of sex for most couple is 10 minutes.
How long do you think we last?
- About nine to 12 is my guess.
- So we are the average?
- Maybe one to 12.
- One minute?
To 12 minutes.
- That's not accurate, I should say, four to 12.
(laughing)
I don't know.
What would you think if you caught me watching porn?
- Um,
I would just be like oh, Timmy is watching porn.
- Oh, he's up to his old tricks again.
- Unless it was like, something weird, like if I saw like
clowns or something. - Like foot stuff.
- Clowns?
- Yeah, I don't know what people watch.
Oh, does Timmy want me to dress up like a clown?
(laughing)
- I do.
I'm glad you could figure that out here of all places.
Could you just start dressing up like a clown?
- Have you ever had a threesome?
Would you?
- No,
and maybe.
- If I were involved?
- Yeah, only if you were involved.
- What if it's another man?
- If it's Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
(laughing)
Make a wish foundation.
- Uh, no.
- We hope you never see this.

Truth or Drink Engaged Couples- Solo (Lauren and Timmy)

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