Why I'm Really Single | Jason Farone

hey guys look up so i waited yellow this
so a little while ago I've got like a
routine you know when I before I film
these things I kind of like you know I
shower I i moost your eyes and it's so
hot in here in fact I actually I have a
fan running right now but to hear any
little little in the background it's a
fan because it's been really hot here in
LA finally again which you know it's
been too we've had shitty weather for
like too long if you're like if you live
in LA and you're like oh it's such a
nice day they shouldn't be a shot it
should be the standard by the park we
live here anyway so it's been really hot
in here and my place is like it's like a
greenhouse effect it holds all the
heating but I'm pretty much like
completely nude until I start shooting
these because you guys know I sweat a
lot and I only wear a t-shirt but still
it's like I start sweating bullets when
the heat and the light and everything so
I have a habit of walking around just
completely bare ass with the windows
wide open and finally so the cleaning
crew was here who cleans the building
the girl asked me she thought I was
going on near the mailboxes straight out
she just goes so you pour it in there
all right no I don't do that but I can
understand I haven't pun intended and
seeing me like completely naked oh I
guess I have to get into a better habit
of just shutting my windows if I'm just
going to be walking around completely
nude anyway not shooting for and still
shooting comedy it is time for another
food and fried egg all right I'm going
I'm going over to Twitter because I have
a whole bunch of messages I got so many
questions this week I don't know why you
guys were super inquisitive oh here we
go aj says for triple F are you
considering getting another tattoo
I have the one tattoo like on my lower
right oblique send oblique maybe lower
ab I don't know the Bleak adjacent
anyway I have the one we're not quite
sure what it means I don't know but I
know maybe maybe i'll get another one I
know maybe I don't know I was thinking
maybe just for like yang Yang kind of
like cuz i like i like symmetry so i was
thinking if I do get one may be right
over on my left shoulder but I have no
plans or intentions to do so many times
do maybe like a Sagittarius because
that's something that won't change right
I want to put names on me not really
even sure I want to adopt any symbol
Sagittarian so that's that some that
won't change right question uh je lon
Jalen nice for some nice for some like
just maybe just the night for some
you're not going to be a night for
everybody just may just the princess
right okay here we go ah question do you
realize you resemble Jerry Seinfeld
during Seinfeld ears but now in high
school I in enduring wenn sie bo was
really popular I when I was graduating
high of it's pretty much my nickname
Jose is I felt cuz i can look like the
most popular comedian ever right during
that time and there was a little twang
in my voice I saw every so often I still
sound like him a little bit I get it I
know jjk says just is that like just
just as if you're just joking with a
stutter shit UK um has someone ever made
a fan account for you or do you want
someone to make out or to make one
goodbye what's wrong with my head ah yes
someone has made a fan a bunch of
somebody's actually hang on i'm going to
tell you right now the name of the Santa
count is jafer own family so sweet I
love these guys be okay so the owner is
AJ here we go the captain levi guru is
rob and you boy joshie this is the
account right here on n'stuff follow
that check that out because be honest
they edit pictures they take pictures of
me and make them look much better than I
originally uploaded so anyway I love you
guys that is the man account go check it
out type II said I have e I have all
that funny Ivy are you a dealer that's
be really funny to put your name is ivy
because then when you take when you put
I have he your Molly oh I don't even I
don't even like the shit I just sorry
whatever i'll highlight of the week um i
would say you know what this is not even
like a good thing it was kind of fucking
pain in the ass this was do you guys
know the p.o box that I have right so I
almost walked down Ike had to sing for
years and I owe a swath did I go in last
weekend take my key out right my
brother's with me there's another guy in
West Hollywood who knows we do right
it's super embarrassing but my tia quick
does it open I'm like what the fudge
Derek this my life doesn't work first
thing everyone thinks is Jason stones he
forgot his box numbers like no in 69 961
I know well its got all the 69 in it
thank you so it's sunday so i have to
wait monday i go in there and the girl
tells me she's like yeah we locked it
for non-payment I'm like what i thought
i had like an auto thing i never ever
missed a payment on this thing but
apparently it was like 40 days
delinquent they gave me the real broke
dick clock change I don't remember again
you know what probably happened they
gave me a big amias slip and I probably
looked in there and it's so fucking slow
in the West Hollywood post office I
probably look took a look at the line I
was like screw this i'll deal with it
later and i never got another note
so then I go in the next day and the
woman goes ok we can take the payment
but you can't have the keys because that
woman isn't here so I'd come back a
third day god forbid how does this not
fall into a one fucking employee
situation one person can t they have
three people one to tell me I'm an
asshole one to take my money and the
stairs 12 communities I got the box back
they assigned it to someone else I went
in there and I begged I was like no so
many people happen I get potatoes in the
mail you can take my boss the way I get
potatoes oh I got it back so it's the
same you guys want to send me stuff it's
the same for you but it's a good thing
would with all the confusion and the you
know all the people involved I didn't
get I didn't get a fee for a lot change
and I was looking I lost one of my past
keys I have no idea where this thing
went but they're like forty dollars a
pop and I only had one left they never
even asked to the keys back I had no
clue where that went how do you lose one
of the time you know what it probably
was lost getting passed around a
nightclub bathroom one night whoa man
moving on oh Jesus this is too long
that's too long so much just sent me a
speech this as a food fans problem sorry
guys if it goes on for fourth paragraph
billing for pence for FFF and then it's
like a novel I can't there's only so
much right ooh maybe just a little more
succinct if that's possible okay here's
one from Christopher Skirvin for FFF hey
Jason I have a crazy question those are
the kinds i like when you read all these
questions you air and you hear them say
this is the first time at residence once
though already having trouble careful
reader when you read all these questions
and you air them how do people know that
you answered them do you send them a
message saying hey watch this if you
want to hear your answer oh by the way
you're like my dream guy smiled whole
bunch of hearts well I love you back
thank you that's very sweet um no I I
don't do that
maybe I should but it knowing i really
honestly I get very busy so when i get
the question but you know what i do do
do do listen you know what i do as well
is i send like usually an emoji back
like a thumbs up and I tell you hey like
this might be coming up because what
happens is I've got a lot of people
locked and loaded so I don't I don't
always know which you know which friday
their your XML but I try I try to let
you guys know what I like a question I
might use it quite awake christopher i'm
going to use your question and lastly
let's end on these ones why are you
single and so gorgeous on it so sweet
hair QA and so freaking adorable trying
to figure out why you're still single so
I'm trying to like much all the single
one together um why was this thing I
don't really want to be single I mean
you guys sometimes I shit on love when
I'm not feeling it I know I'm look I
don't want to get hurt that's that's
really what it is i still have huge
walls up I would very much love to be in
a relationship I would with the right
person I think it would be great
sometimes I get a little freaked out my
friend actually asked moved this girl I
know invalid but we're taking a walk
along the beach and i told her i was
interested in this guy and he might be
coming to visit she goes are you
romantic and I went well of all the
things people have called me throughout
my life romantic has never been one of
them so i'm guessing no no I'm not
romantic so I have you know I have some
insecurities going into something new
because ultimately I don't want to feel
the pain that I felt once before but
really I would like to a shirt around it
you know it kind of does like you know
if you're a failure don't want to get
hurt hi what's wrong with me I think
betta CLE they just say you're a pussy I
just have to be honest with that so but
yes no I'm looking I I would like to be
high alright guys that is all for this
week Spoonman Friday as always love you
so much thank you for these questions
and that is that is information i will
be very soon love you bye

Why I'm Really Single | Jason Farone

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