Adam Sandler and Jimmy Kimmel Remember Don Rickles

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>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME.
>> THANK YOU, GUYS.
YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY DRESSED UP
TONIGHT, I LIKE THAT.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, I HEARD YOU
WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW RICKLES,
WHAT HE SAID ABOUT WHEN HE SAW
ME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WHEN RICKLES --
YOU GUYS WERE HERE TOGETHER ONE
NIGHT.
RICKLES SPOTTED YOU, AND THERE
WAS A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AROUND.
RICKLES YELLS, HEY, LET'S TAKE
UP A COLLECTION AND BUY ADAM A
SUIT!
>> THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THIS WHAT YOU GOT?
>> YEAH, THIS IS THE RESPECT FOR
THE MAN.
NO, HE WAS JUST THE GREATEST
GUY.
I DO -- I MEAN, YOU REALLY GOT
TO BE TIGHT WITH HIM.
I HAD HIT AND RUN -- I MEAN, I
WORSHIPPED THE GUY TOO BECAUSE
MY FATHER WORSHIPPED HIM, THAT'S
HOW IT GOES.
YOUR DAD LOVES SOMEBODY, YOU
LOVE SOMEBODY.
ANYWAYS, I WAS AT DINNER WITH
STEVE BUSCEMI, 25 YEARS AGO OR
SOMETHING.
SITTING AT D'ANTANA'S EATING.
RICKLES COMES OVER TO US.
OH MY GOD, THIS IS HAPPENING
RIGHT NOW.
HE SAYS TO BUSCEMI SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, 23 YEARS AGO, HE GOES
SOMETHING ABOUT I SAW YOUR
MOVIE.
MR. PINK.
MORE LIKE MR. STINK.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
BUSCEMI'S LIKE, HA!
HE LAUGHED AND GOES, OH, MAYBE
GET SOME BRACES.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEN HE SEES ME AND HE GOES, OH,
AND YOU, WOW.
I GO, HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HE'S LIKE, I THINK IT WAS "HAPPY
GILMORE."
HE SAYS, WATCHED THE WHOLE
THING, AMAZING HOW NO TALENT CAN
GET YOU A MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M LIKE, YES, YES!
BUT HE WAS -- HE WAS THE BEST.
>> Jimmy: HE KEPT UP WITH
EVERYTHING.
HE KNEW EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE
WAS DOING, IT WAS CRAZY.
PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED THAT THIS OLD
GUY WOULD KNOW THEIR MOVIES.
AND WHAT'S HAPPENING.
YOU SAID YOUR DAD WAS A FAN.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: DID HE EVER SEE HIM
LIVE?
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
ATLANTIC CITY.
AND I THINK -- I SAW -- I SAW
RICKLES A BUNCH OF TIMES LIKE A
BUNCH OF COMEDIANS AND WATCHED
HILL.
HE WOULD ANNIHILATE FOR AN HOUR.
AND JUST TALKING TO THE
AUDIENCE.
HAD TO SET UP JOKES AND THEN HE
WOULD FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THE AUDIENCE.
AND JUST CRUSH.
AND HE WAS THE MAN.
>> Jimmy: HE REALLY WAS.
NOW YOU KNOW, MENTIONING BOB
NEWHART, BOB AND HIS WIFE WOULD
TRAVEL WITH DON AND HIS WIFE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE RELATIONSHIPS
LIKE THAT.
LIKE IS DAVID SPADE THE BOB
NEWHART TO YOUR DON RICKLES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ABSOLUTELY, YES.
>> Jimmy: HE IS.
BUT DAVID DOESN'T GET MARRIED.
>> THAT'S VERY TRUE.
BY THE WAY, WE DO THIS COMEDY
TOUR, RUNNING AROUND.
I BRING MY KIDS SOMETIMES ON THE
COMEDY TOUR.
AND WE GET ON THE PLANE AND
DAVID SOMETIMES WILL BE WITH A
DIFFERENT LADY.
AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO SAY ANYMORE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
EVERY TIME NOW MY KIDS LOOK,
THEY'RE LIKE, IS THIS -- THIS IS
SOMEONE -- I JUST GO, THAT'S
ANOTHER ONE OF DAVID'S SISTERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DOES DAVID INTEGRATE
WITH THE CHILDREN?
ARE THERE FAMILY EVENTS THAT
DAVID GOES TO AND HE'S PART OF?
>> DAVID HANGS OUT.
HE'S GOT A GOOD 20 MINUTES, THEN
YOU SEE DAVID START GOING, WHOA,
GOT TO GET AWAY FROM THESE KIDS.
BUT NO, HE'S PRETTY GOOD.
BUT DAVID'S LIFE, WE JUST DID A
SHOW IN HAWAII.
DAVID, WE HAD THE BEST TIME.
DAVID DID THE -- MY KIDS LOVE
HIM, THEY LAUGH AT EVERYTHING HE
SAYS.
HIS DAUGHTER IS REALLY CUTE.
WHEN SHE COMES OUT, MY KIDS HANG
OUT WITH HER, AND WE HAVE FUN.
BUT YEAH, DAVID GETS TO RUN OFF
AND SURF AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
THE ISLAND AND HAVE A GREAT
TIME.
AND HIS BUDDIES COME AND THEY
ALL GOLF.
I'M SITTING THERE LITERALLY
CUTTING MY KIDS' CANTALOUPE.
I'M LIKE, YOU DON'T KNOW HUE TO
CUT YOUR OWN CANTALOUPE?
NO, YOU DO IT!
>> Jimmy: KIDS, HAWAII IS A
WEIRD THING WITH KIDS, BECAUSE I
DON'T KNOW IF THEY START
MARKETING I THINK WHEN THEY'RE
IN THE WOMB OR SOMETHING.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: KIDS COME OUT GOING,
LET'S GO TO HAWAII RIGHT NOW.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
THEY SAY, THAT'S MY FAVORITE --
MY KIDS ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GO
TO SOUTH AFRICA AND HAWAII.
THEY'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT,
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF L.A.,
GOT TO GO TO SOUTH AFRICA OR
HAWAII.
THIS JUST HAPPENED IN HAWAII,
JIMMY.
SO WE'RE IN OAHU HAVING A GREAT
TIME.
I ALWAYS GOT TO FORCE MY KIDS TO
GET OUT OF THE POOL AND GO TO
THE BEACH.
I'M LIKE, LET'S GO TO THE BEACH!
YOU'VE GOT A POOL AT HOME, LET'S
GET IN THE HAWAIIAN WATER.
OH, I DON'T WAN NA, THE WATER'S
ROUGH.
I SAID, IT'S FINE, BLAH, BLAH
BELOW.
I BUY TWO TUBES THEY CAN SET IN.
JUST SIT IN THE TUBES!
YOU KNOW.
DO THAT!
SO I'M LIKE, MY BIG ONE, MY
10-YEAR-OLD, SHE'S SITTING IN
THE TUBE.
AND I'M WATCHING.
AND I'M VIDEOING HER.
AND WHILE I'M VIDEOING, THIS
LOOKS LIKE A BIG WAVE COMING.
AND I'M LIKE, GOD NO.
AND SHE GETS -- SHE'S PERFECTLY
FACING THE WAVE, GETS HIT, DOES
A GR
A FLIP.
LANDS ON HER FEET BUT SHE'S
SHOOK UP.
LANDS ON HER SHEET, WE WOULD NOT
EXPECT THAT TO HAPPEN.
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> SHE LANDS ON HER FEET.
I'M VIDEOING.
AND I GO, I BETTER SAY SOMETHING
QUICK.
I GO, I GOT THAT ON VIDEO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
SHE WAS SO HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: OH, SHE WAS.
>> SHE GETS TRICKED INTO, OH,
YEAH?
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?
I'M LIKE, COME HERE, LOOK AT
THAT I'LL SHOW YOU!
YEAH I LANDED ON MY FEET!
THAT'S RIGHT YOU DID, YOU'RE THE
GREATEST, YOU'RE A GYMNAST, NO
CRYING.
THEN LITERALLY A MINUTE LATER MY
OTHER ONE, SAME POSITION, I SEE
THE WAVE COMING, I'M JUST
WATCHING.
BOOM, FLIP.
SHE FLIPS, TERRIFIED.
LOOKS BACK AT ME.
DID YOU GET THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND I GO, I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T GET
THAT.
DAD!
>> Jimmy: SHE'S GOING TO BE A
DIRECTOR IT SOUNDS LIKE.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ARE THE KIDS -- DO YOU
OBSERVE PASSOVER?
DO YOU GET --
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: DO THE KIDS GET INTO
THAT SORT OF STUFF?
>> WE DO.
YOU KNOW, GROWING UP, MY MOM --
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S EVERY
JEWISH HOUSEHOLD DOES THAT.
BUT YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN'T HAVE
BREAD.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE BREAD, YOU GET
RID OF ALL THE BREAD IN THE
HOUSE.
MY MOTHER USED TO PUT ALL THE
BREAD, WRAP IT IN A PAPER TOWEL
OR SOMETHING, AND BURN IT SO THE
BREAD WAS GONE.
THE BREAD WAS GONE, BUT TO CARRY
ON THE TRADITION AND THE NEW
ADAM SANDLER WEALTH DIFFERENT
THAN THE PAST, I WILL DO THE
SAME BUT I JUST BURN MY HOUSE
DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
>> I BRING THE KIDS TO A NEW
HOUSE EVERY YEAR TO CELEBRATE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT A TERRIFYING NEW
TRADITION.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE, YOU DID THIS DEAL WITH
NETFLIX.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOUR MOM DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO USE IT.
HAS SHE FIGURED OUT NETFLIX?
>> NO IT'S A HORRIBLE THING.
MY MOM -- THIS IS MY THIRD MOVIE
FOR NETFLIX THAT MY MOTHER WON'T
SEE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE GETS SO UPSET.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
MA, IT'S SO EASY, JUST HIT -- MY
BROTHER SET IT UP.
JUST HIT THIS PUT TON.
I DON'T WANT TO!
IT'S GOING TO START TROUBLE!
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T THINK
THERE'S TROUBLE COMING.
SO SHE'S JUST GOING TO SKIP MY
NEXT EIGHT MOVIES.

Adam Sandler and Jimmy Kimmel Remember Don Rickles

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