>> THAT'S YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> LOOK AT YOU!
>> HE CALLED ME HICCUPS BECAUSE
I HAD THE HICCUPS ONE TIME I WAS
ON THE PHONE WITH HIM.
>> LISTEN, HE WOULDN'T STOP
HICCUPPING.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU CAN DIE FROM HICCUPS.
I WAS TERRIFIED.
I WAS ACTUALLY CONCERNED.
>> IT WAS NERVE-RACKING.
>> SO HOW IS ANGELO?
>> HE LEFT, HE'S WORKING FOR
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO NOW.
>> SMART MOVE.
THE MUSIC BUSINESS HAS ITS UPS
AND DOWNS BUT BLOCKBUSTER
VIDEO'S HERE FOR THE LONG HAUL.
>> Jimmy: ADAM SANDLER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PREMIERES ON NET FLEXION NOT
THIS FRIDAY BUT NEXT FRIDAY.
SANDY WEXLER, TRUE OR FALSE,
THERE'S SHADES OF GRAY HERE, BUT
IT'S BASED ON YOUR OWN REAL
MANAGER?
>> A LITTLE BIT, YES.
A LITTLE BIT.
THE VOICE, THE MANNERISMS.
>> Jimmy: THE NAME SANDY?
YES, HIS NAME IS SANDY WARNIK,
HE'S BEEN MY MANAGER A VERY LONG
TIME.
>> Jimmy: HOW LONG?
>> SINCE I'M LIKE 22, A REAL
LONG TIME.
YEAH, YEAH, 28 YEARS.
SO SANDY, OKAY, SO HE'S A GREAT
GUY.
HE'S A VERY SMART GUY.
HE LOVES ME, HE TREATS ME LIKE
FAMILY, MY WHOLE FAMILY, WE ALL
LOVE HIM.
BUT IN THE EARLY DAYS, I'M GOING
TO TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY ABOUT
OLD SANDY.
A LOT OF TIMES WHEN YOU CALL
YOUR MANAGER OR YOUR AGENT, THEY
WORK AT THESE GIANT AGENCIES AND
MANAGEMENT COMPANIES.
THEY TALK TO YOU, THEY TRY TO
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S JUST YOU
IN THEIR DAY, BUT THEY'VE GOT
OTHER PEOPLE.
SANDY'S ON THE PHONE WITH ME
TALKING.
HE'S TELLING ME STUFF.
I'M TELLING HIM STUFF.
I'M LIKE, THIS IS MY MANAGER, I
FEEL VERY SAFE TELLING HIM
THINGS.
THEN WE END THE CALL AND I HEAR
HIM SAY, "LINDA, CALL
SO-AND-SO."
I'M LIKE, LINDA?
WHO'S LINDA?
AND HE HAS HIS ASSISTANT LIS
NING TO TLISTENING TO THE CALL.
HE'S CALLING THE NEXT PERSON.
SO I CATCH HIM DOING THAT.
I CALL HIM AND I SAY, DUDE.
WAS LINDA -- IS LINDA -- WAS SHE
ON THE PHONE WHILE I WAS TALKING
TO YOU?
AND HE'S LIKE, YEAH, BUT SHE'S
VERY COOL.
AND I SAID, YEAH, BUT I DON'T
WANT -- I'M KIND OF TELLING YOU
STUFF I DON'T WANT HER TO HEAR
EVERYTHING.
AND HE'S LIKE, YEAH, RIGHT.
I SAID, YOU WON'T HAVE HER ON
THE PHONE ANYMORE?
HE'S LIKE, NO, NO, NOT A
PROBLEM.
SO I'M TALKING ON THE PHONE THE
NEXT TIME I CALL HIM.
I'M TALKING AND I'M HEARING
LIKE, HEEH.
WHAT THE HELL?
I KNOW HE'S GOT SOMEONE ON THE
OTHER LINE.
I SAY, NO ONE'S ON THE OTHER
LINE, SAPDY?
HE GOES, NO, NOBODY.
AND I GO, HEY, IS YOUR WIFE
OKAY, IS SHE MAD AT YOU?
HE GOES, WHY IS MY WIFE MAD AT
ME?
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
TOLD ME EARLIER.
ABOUT LINDA AND YOU MASTURBATING
TO HER ALL THE TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN I HEAR, LINDA, HANG UP
THE PHONE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
COME ON, TELL THAT MARIA --
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A GREAT STORY.
>> ANOTHER GREAT MANAGER.
>> Jimmy: A LONG TIME, A REALLY
LONG TIME.
WHEN I FIRST STARTED I WAS A
DISK JOCKEY ON KROK RADIO HERE.
>> THE BEST.
>> Jimmy: AND -- KEVIN AND BEAN.
ANNA WOULD COME ON AS A BEST ON
THE SHOW.
>> THEY WROTE THE HANUKKAH SONG,
BY THE WAY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
NOT EVEN JEWISH.
>> NOT JEWS.
>> Jimmy: NONDENOMINATIONAL.
>> THEY DIDN'T CARE.
>> Jimmy: CORRECT ME IF I HAVE
ANY OF THIS WRONG.
WE'RE AT THE GRAMMYS.
KEVIN AND I WOULD SNEAK IN.
WE SNUCK INTO THE OSCARS, INTO
THE GRAMMYS.
WE'RE IN THE THIRD ROW OF THE
GRAM MEALS.
YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY.
>> RIGHT RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YOU SEE US AND YOU GO,
WHAT.
GUYS DOING HERE?
WELL, WE JUST SAT -- SOMEBODY
GOT UP AND WE SAT IN THEIR
SEATS.
YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR BEST
COMEDY ALBUM AT THE TIME.
YOU HAD A MANAGER NAMED MARIA,
SOMEBODY I'D WORKED WITH AT ONE
TIME.
YOU WENT TO THE PAY PHONE AND
CALLED HER AFTER YOUR AWARD WAS
ANNOUNCED.
>> RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU SAID, MARIA, I
WON THE GRAMMY!
SHE GOES, I KNOW, I KNOW!
YOU GO, NO, I ACTUALLY LOST.
SHE GOES, I KNOW, I KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.
SHE WAS THE BEST.
ACTUALLY, MARIA -- THE MOVIE'S
KIND OF A -- THE MANAGER I PLAY
IS BASED OFF A LOT OF PEOPLE.
AND MY CHARACTER LIVES IN A
GUEST HOUSE.
YOU THINK HE LIVES IN A MANSION
BUT HE'S IN A RICH PERSON'S
GUEST HOUSE, LIKE A POOL HOUSE.
MARIA USED TO LIVE IN ONE.
>> Jimmy: A POOL HOUSE.
>> WHEN I USED TO VISIT HER SHE
WAS ALWAYS IN THE POOL HOUSE.
>> KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
THE MOVIE'S VERY FUNNY.
IT IS CHOCK FULL OF -- EVERY
CELEBRITY IN LOS ANGELES --
>> THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE