Armie Hammer Got Armie Hammered in Russia

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>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU INTO BRO FOUR?
>> OH, FOR SURE, FOR SURE.
>> Jimmy: YOUR iPOD HAS THOSE?
>> YOU HEARD IT, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT HERE FROM
RUSSIA.
>> I DID, YEAH.
BASICALLY JUST LANDED FROM
MOSCOW.
>> Jimmy: DOES THE FBI KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
ARE THEY AWARE?
>> I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, I WAS
OFFERED A RUSSIAN PASSPORT WHILE
IN RUSSIA.
YES, I'LL TAKE THAT, DO I HAVE
TO GIVE UP MY AMERICAN PASSPORT?
NO.
REALLY?
GREAT, THEN YES, ABSOLUTELY, I'D
LOVE A RUSSIAN PASS PORT.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
>> WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
IT WAS LATE INTO DINNER.
HAVE LAUGH
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT LIKE IN
RUSSIA?
I DON'T THINK THINGS ARE SKETCHY
IN RUSSIA.
THINGS ARE JUST SKETCHY IN THE
WORLD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT GOES ON WHEN YOU
GET THERE?
I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY THERE
WORKING.
>> YEAH.
I'M THERE WORKING, THERE FOR
PRESS.
YOU GO, YOU HIVE YOUR
OBLIGATIONS, WE HAVE TO TALK
TO -- BASICALLY FLEW IN, GOT IN
AT 11:00 AT NIGHT.
7:00 THE NEXT MORNING WE WORK
ALL DAY UP UNTIL THE PREMIERE OF
THE MOVIE THAT NIGHT.
PRESS ALL DAY, DIFFERENT
OUTLETS.
THE PREMIERE, THEN DINNER
AFTERWARDS.
>> Jimmy: GOTCHA.
>> AND AT DINNER AFTERWARDS,
THIS IS WHERE I GOT IN TROUBLE.
ONE OF THE GUYS FROM VULCAN
FILMS WHO'S DISTRIBUTING "FREE
FIRE," COMES OUT SOON, YOU
SHOULD ALL GO SEE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: OR YOU'LL BE
DESTROYED.
>> YES.
WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE REST OF
THE STORY.
SO HE'S LIKE, YOU'VE DONE A
REALLY GOOD JOB, ALL THE PRESS
WENT SO WELL, THIS HAS ALL BEEN
GREAT.
IF YOU WOULD NOW LIKE TO GET
INTOXICATION, YOU CAN.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> TO CELEBRATE.
I WAS LIKE, HOLD ON, I WANT TO
MAKE SURE THIS ISN'T A LOST IN
TRANSLATION THING.
WHAT?
HE'S LIKE, YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO
DRINK.
AND I WAS LIKE, AS A MATTER OF
FACT, I'LL TAKE A BOTTLE OF
INVOLVED CHARACTER THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
THEN THAT'S RUSSIA FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW IT BEGINS.
>> THIS IS WHY -- I'VE BEEN TO
RUSSIA SEVERAL TIMES.
THE OVERALL SCORE IS RUSSIA 3,
ARMIE 0 ULTIMATELY.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU GET
ARMIE-HAMMERED IS WHAT YOU GET.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ARE YOU FAMOUS?
RUSSIA?
>> YES, A COMBO OF MY WORK AS AN
ACTOR AND MY FAMILY HAS RUSSIAN
ROOTS.
THEY WERE INVOLVED WAY BACK IN
THE DAY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY
INTERESTING.
THERE'S A HAMMER ON THE FLAG
TOO, SO JUST IN GENERAL.
>> THAT TOO, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU EAT IN
RUSSIA?
IS IT BORSCHT?
>> CAVIAR.
WELL, ANYTHING.
PIEROGIS, CAVIAR.
MY FAVORITE FOOD IS PROBABLY
VODKA.
>> Jimmy: VODKA, OKAY.
POTATO-BASED FOOD.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
AT SOME POINT IT WAS FOOD.
>> Jimmy: DOES IT TASTE ANY
DIFFERENT THAN OUR VODKA?
>> NO, 100% -- I DON'T KNOW IF
THEY JUST KEEP THE BEST VODKA IN
RUSSIA.
I MEAN, THERE'S A VODKA THERE
CALLED BELUGA GOLD VINE.
THIS ISN'T AN AD BUT IF THEY
WANT TO SEND ME VODKA I'LL TAKE
IT.
BELUGA COLD LINE.
PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND IT
TASTES LIKE WATER.
THAT GETS YOU INTO TROUBLE.
YOU GO TO OFFICIAL DINNERS THAT
YOU HAVE TO BE AT, YOU'RE THERE
FOR WORK.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> IN FRONT OF EVERY SINGLE
PERSON THEY'LL PUT A SHOT GLASS.
THEN THEY'LL COME AND FILL IT
WITH ICE-COLD VODKA.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IS THE NUMBER
ONE GUY WILL MAKE A SPEECH,
HE'LL SAY I WANT TO SAY THANK
YOU TO EVERYONE FOR COMING FROM
AMERICA, WE PUT IN A LOT OF WORK
FOR THIS, WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE
YOU HERE, BLAH BLAH BLAH,
CHEERS.
THEN YOU TAKE YOUR SHOT.
AND THEN YOU PUT IT DOWN AND
IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE'S OVER YOUR
SHOULDER FILLING IT UP.
MY WIFE SAYS, NEBRASKA ELSE DOES
THE FULL SHOT, THEY SIP IT.
I THINK THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY
OUT.
>> Jimmy: I SEE, YOU'RE
REPRESENTING THE UNITED STATES,
YOU HAVE TO DRINK 100%.
>> 100%.
ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY KEEP
REFILLING AND YOU LOSE TRACK OF
TIME.
THEN THIS LAST TIME, YOU END UP
IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING WHEN
YOU LEAVE THE RESTAURANT.
>> Jimmy: THE RESTAURANT YOU
LEFT AT 5:00?
>> WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL AND
THEY'RE LIKE, YOU HAVE 10
MINUTES TO PACK YOUR BAGS.
>> Jimmy: THE WAITERS MUST HAVE
WANTED TO SHOOT YOU.
>> WE WERE THERE WITH THE GUY
WHO OWNED THE RESTAURANT SO I
DON'T THINK THEY WERE ALLOWED
TO.
>> Jimmy: AT 5:00 A.M. YOU ALL
KIND OF WALKED BACK TO THE HOTEL
AND IT'S MORNING AND THE LIGHT
IS BLINDING?
>> PROBABLY.
I'M NOT 100%.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING IS BLINDING.
>> I WOKE UP IN PARIS.
I WAS LIKE, THIS IS OUR LAYOVER.
ARE WE ON OUR WAY HOME

Armie Hammer Got Armie Hammered in Russia

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