Bad Box Art. Golf games featuring '36 great holes!'

Ah, Welcum to to another episode of Dick N' The Box.. now in the past ive done NES box art reviews
'Get off me'
Not until you shove that big dick up my..
No you got your hand in my face bro!
im putting my hand in your face bro
and this guy doesn't even know if he'd rather
jerk off to himself or this lady
I dare ya. i double dare ya mother fucker
often with the intent of saying how they're worse when compared to the orginal mega mans
cover art.. which as far as nes is one my favorite cover/box arts of all time. now while I may keep
up or go back to that theme sometime, for now lets drop that whole thing and maybe just
open this whole thing up to cover art in general and maybe other consoles as well
now what some may call alternative sports games
have always commonly had pretty bad box art.. im mean its really hard
to make a cover to a billiards pool or bowling or tennis
"my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose'
that would really make kids back in the day wanna play a game based off these recreational sports...
(woman orgasm sounds)
'I dont want you'
'I want her! The one that hit the ball'
'I want dat 1 right thur'
so these were often niche games for people into the hobby
or even old people who would maybe play games casually or hell maybe
these would have been good dad/father son type games. Something like that?
Now golf had a bunch of games in general especially on the old gray toaster. all with pretty bad box art.
my favorite golf cover art is probably
honestly just good old black cocks golf
you got a Mario character with a gut basically, very representative of the game
It's simple and effective and it was the OG golf game
and fit in well with the black cocks art style of the system
but some of these other golf games..
eh, meh..
gag, puke.
Again it's golf. These were often sponsorship deals to represent hot golfers of the day
like Lee Trevino and the game fighting golf.. which I don't get the fucking title
but lets not think about it too much
then there was other golfers,
like Greg Norman and his Power Golf
course you had Jack Nicklaus golf.
Should have been Jack Nicholson Golf
That would have sold.. some gaymes.
Jack Nicholson.. He likes golf.
Nintendo's 2nd golf game featuring Mario isn't bad
but i don't get the outfit..
who the fuck wears stripes on a golf course
"I do my killin before breakfast"
7:00!
fucking clown circus get up.
I mean I guess I get that its American fag colors...
but why? regardless the worst might be
band-aid golf with its neon weird colors..
It screams late 80's I suppose but lets get out of my
comfort zone of NES and while I wont look at every golf game for multiple consoles
of the 90s there was one that stuck out to me..
for the awesome system known as the 32X
entitled...
Golf Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Staring Fred Couples..
"Hello, I'm Fred Couples"
"Welcum to 36 Great Holes"
mkay
well where do I start?
Like a lot of golfers most I've never heard of I'm sure
Fred Couples is legit and he should be proud
to have his name grace the mighty 32x with a golf game. but 36 great holes..
whats so great about these holes..I mean its golf..
these aren't assholes, or mouth holes!
This sounds like a better title for a fucking porno..
some hardcore gang bang shit.. I mean 36 great holes..
great holes?
yeah, to fuck!
Holes are for fucking!
not golfing
I mean yeah I get it holes but whats so great about golf holes.
why isn't called 36 courses? I dunno
'Maybe' I'm focusing a bit to much on the word holes...
and the fact there 36 of em.
makes me think about sex all the time.
and I'm sure thats what the fucking perverts at sega were going for
The guys sure looks sexited..
though looking at his face im not to confident hes about to make the ball
into the great hole with this shot..
whats he adversing?
Oh, a Cadillac nice I've got one of those but uh whats this
A Lynx?
Like what like Atari lynx?
I'm not getting one of those. now I've been looking
at the cover art from Mexico and Europe the others are about the same
Wait, actually I take this all back. The Japanese versions definitely the best.
I mean check out that Fred Couples Bulge!
Got that nice Fred Couples Bulge
the one in America is the worst just cuz its
cropped and theres too much white empty space with a sega sports sires logo.
I get that these games were probably uniform.
butt fuck man just fill in the space
with something..
the cart itself is a bit crowded on some versions
but this one on the US cart sucks..
why a close up of his face..
Like derp, I mean it's practically a derp face..
I wanna bust on it..
I wanna fap
Rub my fucking little kitty Dick
right there on the cart.
get a hole in one, on his great hole of a mouth.
36 great holes thats just dirty man.
it offends me
I mean it came out on the 32x it should have been 32 great holes..
like it's a prono
32 XXX great holes staring fred fucks..
I'm gonna rent tonight from the video store..
Yeah they still exist.
36 Great Holes
Thanks for watching another Dick N da Bax!
Where I look at Bax art covers..
Yay!
That are usually worse than MegaMan
I like mega Mans cover
It's Deep. People just don't see it. they don't understand! They just don't get it..
maybe one day I'll splain it to yall
“Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge"
I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club.
You have chosen a three wood.
May I suggest a putter?
Three wood.
Now enter the force of your swing
I suggest feather touch
You have entered "power drive" Now, push seven eight seven to swing.
Ball is in... parking lot.
Would you like to play again?
You have selected, "No.”
Dudes this course looks like a fucking dick.I hate to say it
I hate to say it! but cum on now. Cum on now.
It's even got a head or like poppin out a little bit through the foreskin or sumting
Floppy Dick!

Bad Box Art. Golf games featuring '36 great holes!' - 'Dick in' da Box' #7

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