Don't Play This Game

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier. Welcome to Don't Play This Game.
Now I'm gonna go play this game 'cause *stammers* I'm a simple guy
When you tell me not to- *inaudible wording*
*Computer Babbling*
*Just completely random words here*
*Marks confusion growing*
*Just completely random stuff there that literally no one can understand*
*Still going, just hang in there*
*Marks internal pain beginning to show*
*Something sounding like 'do you understand me?'
No not at all!
Nobody does
Okay...
Listen
*The computer continues to babble*
*Mark wondering why he bought this game*
I don't know what a- *stops because he's interrupting the computer and he's a polite lil' bean*
*waits patiently for the computer to finish*
Whhaaaaat?
*Silence as Mark tries to comprehend life*
Wha- I jus- That's the game?!
What am I supposed to remember that?!
There's a garage at the shq- door?
Could you garest him? *Mark trying desperately to translate*
I dunno what the f**k just happened!
Hang on everybody
I need to- I need to- I need to reset my brain because I have no idea what the hell just happened.
Oh my god okay
Listen again sure
*Restarts the babbles of the computer*
I lied in the fart?
*Mark tries to explain computer to his brain*
*Just...no one understands this anyways, bare with us*
*Mark doing a great impression of a monkey in the corner there*
Do you understand me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nobody does.
You- I do!
Kinda...
*just some more babbling*
There's a barjins at the door...
Vee groms vvv- what about bear grills?
Two thirty eight out of seven eighty?! I don't know what you're doing to me!
What is TSKLMTEFLXGHIXNKVWONSWDOEHJWPG-
*Breaks into a coughing fit*
What does that mean?!
So are any of you guys writing this down because I feel like there's gotta be a quiz at this end of this and- *inhales*
I didn't know we were gonna get onto *laughs* ourselfs into the S.A.T's here but here we go again.
*Computer starts spiel again*
I let my fart on fire
I eat my gruel everyday
Ah folders, the best part o' waking up!
Uhuh, uhuh punt the tablecloth, got it
Do you understand me?
Uhhhh, I think I do I'm gonna get-
Nobody does.
I do
Okay theres ten beavers at the door...
Should you- sh-should you garashnail?
Find you a game grump?
*Sighs*
There's seven hundred and eighty okay, lets just concentrate on the numbers that I- it's given me here.
The seven hundred and eighty, might be the sheer number of letters in the phrase that whatever the hell that demon spawn is saying.
So if we think about it that way, we're only getting two hundred and thirty two of the correct letters out of that?
Is that an understandable way to go about this?
Or is that going about it the wrong way?
What happens if I quit?
* Weird sounds *
Oh the game ends! Ha! Well, that's dumb for me, because that is- that's not what I was aiming for lets try that again!
Ima go back in here! I'm gonna go back in, I don't know howta play this game!
Cuz who the frick knows what that all is?
Let's give her a listen
*Computer babbling starts once again and every fan feels the pain*
Hi! Oh. HIGNM
HIGNMN
HIGNMNXD
HIGNMNXDKZ
HIGNMNXDKZNZ
SAX
HIGNMNXDKZNZSAXSCURX CUTHULU IS COMING
Ima write down, what this persons saying
Ima write down the words
It may take me a few goes but I'm gonna try to write it down
Maybe I can make sense of it that way
*Mark blabbers alongside computer*
*Repeats tape*
*Mark blabbers alongside computer again*
One ninety nine! VINQETAIAQWWVOMDBLGWQPNSTITWMQ
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS!
* Ḿ̶̧̠͓̻͍̩̲̗̝̼͑̋̽̔ą̸̛̛̩̝̠̜̻̺̞̙̃͗̍̅̌͊̂͛̕̚͘ŗ̷͇̻̗̪͇͈͎̗͎̈́̇́̏͒͊͝k̴̛̻̞̈́̓̑͛̈́͆̀͐̂̋̀͝ blabbers alongside computer again *
dO yOu UnDeRsTaNd Me?
NoBoDy DoEs.
* hE bLaBbErS aLoNgSiDe CoMpUtEr *
dO yOu UnDeRsTaNd Me?
NoBoDy DoEs...
Okay, I have no idea, I have absolutely no idea what to do with this! There's no other information being given to me.
It's the same words everytime.
So it's not like the words are changing
I really don't know what to do about this so I'm gonna leave it up to you guys!
I know it says don't play this game but I'm gonna put a link down for the game below
And uh, hopefully you guys are going to be able to solve the mystery
(Me: i am :3)
But be careful not to loose your mind
While you're diving down that hole
So thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought of this down in the comments below
And as always, I will see YOU in the next video!
bYe ByE

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