Eric Stonestreet Performs an Amazing Magic Trick

>> IT'S THE JACKET.
>> Jimmy: I HEAR YOUR MOTHER IS
HERE TONIGHT.
>> SHE IS HERE, SHE'S BACKSTAGE.
>> Jimmy: DID SHE GET YOU THAT
JACKET?
>> YEAH, SHE GOT IT FOR ME IN
'86.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S FROM KANSAS
CITY?
>> KANSAS CITY.
>> YEAH!
>> OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.
>> Jimmy: IS SHE AT THE BAR?
>> SHE WENT TO THE BAR YEAH.
SHE LIKES A DRINK.
>> Jimmy: SHE DOES?
HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY FOR
MOM?
>> YEAH.
IT HAS.
I MEAN, SHE HAD -- WE WENT TO
COSTA VEGA LAST NIGHT, WE HAD A
CORONA.
>> Jimmy: A RESTAURANT EVERYONE
LOVES HERE IN THE VALLEY.
I REMEMBER ONE TIME AT A WEDDING
RECEPTION SHE GOT A LITTLE -- A
LITTLE CRAZY AT THE WEDDING
RECEPTION HAD TO PICK HER UP.
THAT WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I WENT TO DRUNK DRIVE MY MOM.
AND SHE GOT IN THE CAR AND I'M
LIKE, I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW DRUNK
YOU ARE.
AND SHE'S LIKE, OH SHUT UP.
AND SHE SPIT ICE AT ME.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND I HAVE NEVER LET HER
FORGET IT.
OH, YOU MEAN LIKE THE TIME YOU
SPIT ICE AT ME?
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A LITTLE
SENSE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AN
UBER DRIVER IN A WAY.
>> YEAH, I WAS DRIVING MY MOM'S
WHITE MERCURY MARQUIS DRIVING
HER HOME.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE KIND ENOUGH
TO BRING AN ARTICLE THAT I LOVE
SO MUCH.
EVEN LAMINATE WHICH HAD WE
REALLY DO APPRECIATE.
THIS IS YOU AS A LITTLE BOY.
HOW OLD ARE YOU IN THIS
PHOTOGRAPH?
>> I'M LIKE FOURTH GRADE GOING
INTO FIFTH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU, THIS IS
YOUR ATTACKER?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, WAIT --
>> NOT APPROPRIATE, NOT
APPROPRIATE.
I'M TRYING TO CHANGE THE
CONVERSATION ABOUT CLOWNS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT IS YOU IN YOUR
CLOWN MAKEUP.
WHICH IS -- IT'S ALMOST
DISTURBING.
>> WELL,.
>> Jimmy: DUTY TOO, I'M SURE
CUTE IN REAL LIFE.
HOW DID YOU GET IN THE PAPER?
>> I WAS FAMOUS BACK IN KANSAS
CITY.
NO, I WANTED TO BE A CLOWN AND I
WOULD DO KIDS' BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
I WAS IN 4H.
AT THE COUNTY FAIR THEY HAD A
THING WHERE YOU WOULD DO
CLOWNING.
THAT WAS AT ONE OF THOSE THINGS
AND THE PAPER FOUND OUT ABOUT IT
AND CAME AND INTERVIEWED ME.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE.
I WANTED TO JOIN THE CIRCUS AT
THAT AGE.
>> Jimmy: YOU ALSO DO MAGIC, YOU
DID A MAGIC TRICK LAST TIME.
>> I DID A BASIC MAGIC TRICK.
LAST TIME I WAS HERE, I DID A
BASIC MAGIC TRICK, WHAT I USED
TO DO WHEN I WAS A WAITER AT
APPLEBEE'S IN MANHATTAN, KANSAS.
IT SEEMED TO GO WELL.
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT SORT OF
THING.
>> I THOUGHT IF YOU DON'T MIND,
IF YOU DON'T CARE, I'D LIKE TO
DO ANOTHER MAGIC TRICK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
JIMMY, I THINK YOU'VE GOT AN
ALUMINUM FOIL BALL?
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, OKAY.
>> THIS IS A SIMPLE BASIC LITTLE
TRICK.
CATCH THAT, SIR.
HOLD THAT RIGHT THERE.
>> Jimmy: WAS THAT IT?
>> YEAH, THAT'S IT, WE'RE DONE,
TA-DA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
JUST HOLD ON TO THAT.
THIS IS A SIMPLE TRICK YOU GUYS
AT HOME CAN DO FOR YOUR KIDS,
FOR YOUR FAMILY, AT YOUR OFFICE.
THIS IS A MIND READING TRICK.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> THIS IS REALLY COOL.
SO THIS WEEK I E-MAILED MOLLY,
YOUR WIFE.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO, WHAT?
>> NO, I JUST E-MAILED HER.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS
HEADED.
>> I E-MAILED HER AND ASKED HER
SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
JIMMY, WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
>> Jimmy: WE DO, YEAH.
>> WE LOVE TO EAT.
MAYBE ME A LITTLE BIT MORE.
A TIDGE.
BUT WE HAVE A PASSION FOR FOOD.
>> Jimmy: WE DO.
>> I KNEW SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE
FOODS BUT I WAS SURPRISED BY
SOME OF THE OTHER ONES, LIKE
SCRAMBLES EGGS AND WHITE
TRUFFLE.
ORANGE JULIUS, I LOVE IT TOO,
BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES.
SUSHI I KNEW.
STEAK, PIZZA, ALL THAT KIND OF
STUFF.
I WROTE THEM DOWN.
YOU CAN SEE HERE.
I JUST WROTE A FEW THINGS DOWN.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THOSE ARE
THEM.
>> THOSE ARE THEM, YOU CAN TAKE
A LOOK AT THEM.
AND I THOUGHT I WOULD DO A
LITTLE MENTAL TRICK.
BUT NOT WITH YOU BECAUSE WE'RE
BOTH HOLLYWOOD BIGSHOTS.
>> RIGHT.
>> AND I THOUGHT, WELL, THE
AUDIENCE AND PEOPLE AT HOME WILL
THINK JIMMY AND ERIC SET IT UP.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE, WE
DID NOT SET THIS UP.
>> WE DID NOT SET THIS UP.
THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
I THREW AN ALUMINUM FOIL BALL
INTO THE AUDIENCE.
ANYONE COULD HAVE CAUGHT IT.
YOU CAUGHT IT.
WITH YOUR PERMISSION I'D LIKE TO
TALK TO THIS LADY.
>> Jimmy: GO AHEAD, ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MICROPHONE FOR HER?
>> HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
MA'AM, DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE
GOING TO GET THIS VIEW?
[ LAUGHTER ]
I SAW YOU ON CAMERA BEFORE
YOU'RE LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO BE
ON TV ANYMORE, I'M DONE!
>> Jimmy: HE'S SEEN IT BEFORE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A P.E. COACH.
>> YOU WANT ME TO MOVE OVER
HERE?
TELL ME YOUR FIRST NAME.
>> BARBARA.
>> CAN I CALL YOU SHARON?
>> SURE.
>> THANK YOU, SHARON.
SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
SHARON, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> ATLANTA.
>> ATLANTA.
SHARON, I SPENT A MONTH IN
ATLANTA, I LOVED ATLANTA, IT WAS
HOT AS HELL.
WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?
HOTLANTA.
HA HA!
ANYWAY.
SHARON, DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU DO?
YOU DO KNOW HIM?
SO YOU'RE EXCLUDED BECAUSE I
DON'T WANT ANYONE AT HOME, I
DON'T WANT ANYONE, JIMMY, ANYONE
TO THINK THIS IS A SETUP.
SO SIR, DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
>> NO.
>> GREAT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> WILLIAM.
>> WILLIAM, MEET SHARON.
>> HI, SHARON.
>> SAY HI, HOW ARE YOU.
LISTEN, IT'S COOL, SHE'S OKAY.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS PAD
OF JIMMY'S FAVORITE FOODS.
THESE ARE JIMMY'S FAVORITE
FOODS.
YOU'RE GOING TO PUT IT IN YOUR
HAND.
PUT IT IN YOUR HAND.
HOLD IT FLAT IN YOUR HAND.
YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN IT WITH
YOUR THUMB.
JUST OPEN IT AND LOOK AT THE
FIRST THING YOU SEE AND SHOW
THESE PEOPLE.
SO THAT WE HAVE A GOOD WITNESS.
I'M GOING TO JUST LOOK THIS WAY.
GO AHEAD AND OPEN IT UP.
NOT TO THE FIRST PAGE BECAUSE I
DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
OPEN IT.
THERE YOU GO.
GOT IT?
EVERYBODY HAVE IT?
OKAY, GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> CLOSE IT?
>> CLOSE IT.
WE'RE DONE WITH THAT.
NOW SHARON, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS
RIGHT HERE.
ARE YOU A FAN OF "MODERN
FAMILY"?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SHARE, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE,
SHARON.
MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
STOP LOOKING HERE.
ALL RIGHT, SHARON.
SHARON, LOOK RIGHT HERE.
LOOK RIGHT HERE.
YOU NEED TO FOCUS.
I'M GOING TO READ YOUR MIND.
RIGHT NOW.
JIMMY'S FAVORITE FOODS.
WE'VE NEVER MET.
I WANT YOU TO THINK OF THE FOOD
IN YOUR MIND.
DON'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE.
OKAY?
THIS IS GREAT, WOW.
YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME.
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I SEE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, IT'S SO
INTERESTING.
SHARON?
I WANT YOU TO SAY ANY FOOD THAT
IT'S NOT ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE --
>> TACO.
>> TACO, INTERESTING.
I LOVE HOW YOU BLINKED WHEN YOU
SAID TACO TOO.
SHARON, CAN I FEEL YOUR HAND?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT.
CAN I FEEL YOUR HAND?
IT'S SO INTERESTING.
I FEEL LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS
TRYING TO TRICK ME.
YOU'RE THINKING OF SOMETHING
THAT'S NOT A WORD.
AREN'T YOU?
YOU'RE THINKING OF A LETTER.
YOU'RE THINKING OF TWO LETTERS?
ARE YOU THINKING OF TWO LETTERS?
ARE YOU THINKING OF THREE
LETTERS?
SHARON?
IS IT -- IS IT BBQ?
>> YES.
>> IS IT BBQMENT?
YOU SAW IT?
WE'VE NEVER MET.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW HOLD ON I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
I USED TO DATE HER IN HIGH
SCHOOL BEFORE THIS GUY CAME
ALONG.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID?
>> NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> IT'S A SETUP, THIS IS
HOLLYWOOD, WE CAN CAST ANYONE WE
WANT.
BUT NOTICE GUILLERMO HAS HAD A
TRAY SITTING OVER HERE THE
ENTIRE TIME.
ONCE I CAME OUT ONTO THE STAGE
THAT TRAY HAS NOT MOVED.
GUILLERMO, LIFT THAT CLOTH UP
AND PULL OUT WHAT'S UNDERNEATH
THAT CLOS.
>> Guillermo: BANANA CREAM PIE.
>> NO, NO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DO LIKE THAT.
>> I TOLD YOU -- WHAT'S ALSO
UNDER THERE?
BARBECUE RIBS?
>> Guillermo: BARBECUE RIBS!
>> BARBECUE RIBS, EVERYONE.
NO, NO PUT THE CLOTH BACK ON
COVER THE CLOTH.
COVER IT.
JIMMY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BARBECUE RIBS!
>> Jimmy: WOW, THANK YOU.
MIRACULOUS.
ERIC STONESTREET --
>> HOLD ON.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
GUILLERMO'S IN ON IT, THE SHOW'S
IN ON IT, EVERYBODY'S IN ON IT.
BUT I WANT YOU TO STAND UP.
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE STAND
UP RIGHT NOW.
LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS, THERE'S
SOMETHING TAPED THERE, SHOW THE
CAMERAS, SHOW AMERICA -- LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, BARBECUE RIBS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ERIC?
WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER SEGMENT.
>> SORRY, I GOT COFFEE

Eric Stonestreet Performs an Amazing Magic Trick

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