GRA?
YOU ON INSTAGRAM?
IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I GOT AN INSTAGRAM ALL I SEE ARE THE
ENDLESS PHOTOS OF PEOPLE USING THIS THING CALLED FACEAPP?
HAVE YOU SEEN IT, YOU UPLOAD A PICTURE OF YOURSELF, CHOOSE
VARIOUS SETTINGS TO CHANGE YOUR FACE.
WELL, I TRIED TO HOLD OUT AS LONG AS I COULD BUT TODAY I
FINALLY DID IT.
AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE MY RESULTS WITH YOU TONIGHT.
SO THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PHOTO.
THAT I USED JUST HERE, SO THAT'S ME THERE.
(APPLAUSE) I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WILL MAKING
THOSE NOISES WHEN YOU SEE THESE OTHER PHOTOS.
SO FIRST UP I TRIED YOUNG.
THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE-- APPARENTLY, THIS IS ME
THERE.
NOW APPARENTLY-- APPARENTLY THEY WEREN'T ABLE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN
BANGS OR NO BANGS, SO THEY WENT WITH BOTH.
IT'S A BOLD LOOK.
I LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA IN THE NEWSIES.
LOOK AT ME, I LOOK LIKE A COMBINATION OF THE BULLY AND THE
NERD IN AN-- MOVIE.
NEXT UP, I TRIED OLD.
NOW IF ANY OF ARE YOU WONDERING WHAT A REPUBLICAN SENATOR WOULD
LOOK LIKE WHOSE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTH CARE IN THE
FUTURE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY.
(APPLAUSE) I MEAN LOOK, I'M HAPPY WITH
THIS, AN OLD GUYMENT LIKE LOOK, LADIES IN THE NURSING HOME
BETTER LINE UP FOR THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL.
THAT GUY IS NOT STAYING ON THE MARKET TOO LONG.
FINALLY, I TRIED FEMALE SO-- HERE'S ME ON TOUR WITH THE
DIXIE CHICKS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE HOSTING
A MORNING SHOW ON FOX NEWS.
I MEAN APPARENTLY IF I LET MY HAIR GROW OUT AND PUT ON A
LITTLE MAKEUP, I COULD HAVE REBEL WILSON HE'S CAREER.
THERE.
NOW REG, I PUT YOUR FACE IN.
>> Reggie: WHAT?
>> James: YEAH, DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AS A
WOMAN?
>> Reggie: I ALREADY KNOW BUT GO AHEAD.
>> James: 14UD WE SEE, THIS IS REGINA WATTS.
HERE SHE IS RIGHT HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
WHOOO!
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: OH YEAH.
AND DON'T-- LOOK AT IT AGAIN, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN TO
THE DENTIST.
>> YEAH, I GOT INTO A FIGHT, SOMEONE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE.
>> James: DON'T THINK WE HAVE FORGOT ABOUT YOU GUILLERMO, DO
YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A CRUSTY OLD MAN?
YEAH.
>> SURE, YEAH.
>> James: OKAY, HERE YOU GO.
THEY SAID THEY COULDN'T MAKE YOU LOOK ANY OLDER.
SHOULD WE HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
IN THE RED ROOM, A THREE-TIME GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING HIP-HOP
ARTIST WHO STARS IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE WORLD, THE FATE
OF THE FURIOUS, THE ALWAYS COOL, THE EVER INCREDIBLE, CHRIS
LUDACRIS BRIDGES IS HERE TONIGHT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I TOLD YOU, MAN-- I'M NOT
TRYING TO BE-- HEY, HEY.
JAMES WHAT UP?
I LOVE THIS SHOW.
I LOVE IT.
>> James: EVERYTHING OKAY THERE IN THE ROOM THERE.
>> EVERYTHING'S GOOD, I WAS JUST ARGUING WITH MY PUBLICIST ABOUT
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON HERE WITH A
SOONER, MAN, WAY SOONER.
>> James: IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SAYING.
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING MIGHT BE WONG WITH YOUR EARS,
YOU MIGHT BE HEARING THINGS, TRUST ME, EVERYTHING GOING TO BE
GOOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
>> James: LUD, WE PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE FACEAPP.
>> AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME BACK FOR ANYTHING YOU MIGHT HAVE
HEARD RIGHT NOW WITH THIS FACEAPP.
>> James: NO, DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AS AN OLD
MAN?
>> WHY NOT.
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
THIS IS LUDACRIS AT THE PREMIER OF FAST AND FURIOUS 50.
(APPLAUSE) >> OKAY, YOU GOT ME BACK REAL
QUICK.
I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT.
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHRIS LUDACRIS
BRIDGES, EVERYBODY.
CHEESIER PLAWS.
>> AND IN THE BLUE ROOM, HE IS AN AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS YOU
KNOW FROM THE ICONIC TV SHOWS MAD MEN AND THE WEST WING, THE
EXQUISITE, THE SUPREMELY TALENTED, THE WONDERFUL, LIZ
LESS BETH MOSS IS HERE TONIGHT, THERE SHE IS.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M VERY, VERY WELL, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> SO NICE TO SEE YOU, JAMES.
>> James: IT'S ADORABLE.
ELISABETH DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOU WHAT LOOK LIKE AS A MAN.
>> I'VE BEEN DIEING TO SEE IT, YES.
>> James: OKAYS BRING IT IT UP, THIS IS ELISABETH MOSS AS A
MAN.
(LAUGHTER) YOU LOOK LIKE CHRIS MARTIN.
>> I THINKS THAT HE'S A COMPLIMENT.
I WOULD DATE ME.
>> James: YEAH, HUNDRED PERCENT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: THAT IS A HOT GUY, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
ELISABETH MOSS, EVERYBODY.
(APPLAUSE) AND IN THE ORANGE ROOM TONIGHT,
AN INCREDIBLABLY TALENTED AND HILARIOUS ACTOR, WRITER,
DIRECTOR YOU KNOW FROM INSTRUCTIONS NOT INCLUDED AND
THE BRILLIANT NEW MOVIE, HOW TO BE A LATIN LOVER, THE DELIGHTFUL
EUGENEIO DERBEZ IS HERE TONIGHT.
(APPLAUSE) OH, OKAY.
OKAY.
THAT IS A STRONG LOOK, EUGENEIO.
>> HEY, JAMES, SHUT UP, LISTEN.
YOUR WIFE CALLED ME.
SHE'S BORED, MAN.
SHE'S BORED.
SHE WANT YOU SHE WANT ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A LATIN
LOVER.
SHE WANT ME TO-- TO TEACH YOU HOW TO SPICE UP YOUR MARRIAGE.
>> James: I GOT TO BE HONEST, JUST SEEING YOU LIKE THIS IS
ALREADY SPICING UP MY MARRIAGE.
OH!
>> WATCH IT, JAMES, I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU TONIGHT,.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT, I CAN DO
THE-- SHUFFLE, I KNOW THAT.
HEY, EUGENEIO.
>> YES.
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AS A WOMAN.
>> OKAY, YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: THIS IS EUGENEIO, HERE WE GO, BRING IT UP.
LOOK AT HER.
WOW YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH THAT.
>> I'M BEAUTIFUL, I LIKE IT.
>> James: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AS A WOMAN, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AS A
GUY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, EUGENIO DERBEZ, EVERYBODY.