HOW TO BE COOL - TRY NOT TO CRINGE CHALLENGE

So you wanna be cool like me, this guy.
Well, lemme tell you, it ain't coming easy boy.
You can't just walk up and be like "hey, I'm cool".
I know what you're thinking. "How did he get so... cool?"
"How did he... get so... fresh?"
"and... how does he stay so humble?"
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oh then sit on a couch or a chair upside
down in this position your chin is the
performance nose holy shit making
upside-down face look like it's really
saying that's so cool teeth which you
lower lip and expose your upper teeth
which are up a liver then cut loose this
will take some practice but you'll soon
be showing off the hit to your friends I
did look so good hey guys you boy Jack
said that if CJ cotton oh my god oh my
god number one why does he look like me
number two why is it cringey like me
it's your friendly neighborhood turtle
pie here number three is that my dad
that's my dad anyway guys he's going to
talk about three boxing please please
talk about beat boxing beat box yes I
have my own theme music when I walk
right he has his own theme music when he
walks he has his own feet marriage thank
you this guy so fucking slick this is
like the cooler version of me just look
at it I have my own theme music when I
want who had the theme stuck so for when
they walk I bet you don't have I bet his
hair is not naturally blonde like mine
though and I walk in the street I'm
looking good what wife is dying why they
me get away from me with the fuck yeah
what is happening what is happening ok
now here's how you can make your own
beatbox out ok first practice doing a
book sound explosively is you're not
here
alright alright what else try that now
make a hard case out in the back of your
mouth now put the two together and you
get this now you what I'm supposed to do
it together what the fuck see I think
it's party time so badly see I think
it's party time see ya i think it's
party time right there break it down now
to me now eager now
my name is dead I've learned I've
learned so much already honestly like I
feel indulged I feel like I feel like my
life is better now here's a clip when
you can do while waiting for your
hamburger to be served all right fine
I've been looking for a long time for a
quick one when my hamburger is getting
served okay let's see why what else do
you got cuz the string trick I don't
think you can beat the string trick the
string trick it ah fuck it scared me and
the Big Finish that I first drink is on
the face so stick from the top and
crinkle up from the bottom oh you get a
nice tight coil by the sexy porn music
next get a drop of water or some other
kind of beverage drop on the crapper and
voila shower okay so our fans watch out
now incredible yeah dude I'm going to
get a burger right fucking now to try
out that string worm shit cuz that's
that's just not cool that's science cool
bands in here it's going to vanish it
with him here how
how is it going to do it I'm going to
show you how to do this he's going to
show us how to do it we are on this side
of the stairs or on this where's the
stairs "it's not a stairs, is it? It's the hedge."
and over there is somebody else and they
don't know what's going to happen and
what we're going to do is walk down the
head it just hit me like this is the
kind of shit that I remember to when I
was a kid like pre-internet this is
pre-internet area you would do shit like
this and it would be like dog that is
the coolest shit I have ever seen today
it's like hey have you seen this gift
like this we take a step behind we bend
the knee the body stayed straight we
take another step we go down a little
further we take another step we go down
a little further until finally we're
down here now if we get down here and
you still have a ways to go you can fake
the rest of it with your upper body in
your head like this until you disappear
holy shit that's okay i gotta try this I
gotta try this I gotta try this one okay
GC you know you don't see me now okay
hey guys it's me Felix going no sir I
thought it looked cool I don't know
whatever
ah now the secret to this one wait she
didn't get her that's hilarious pinnacle
of comedy door face slam why have I not
thought of that I don't even have a door
I need to install a door but in front of
you as you exit so that you kick the
door then pretend that you've just
walked into it headfirst now first
practice this slowly and carefully to
get your timing right and then add in a
real loud oh so that you fool everyone
this is why parents are so cringy I
they've been trained by these people and
make sure you're wearing your shoes on
this one oh dude that's so goofy that's
so crazy look oh good what's that okay I
need to practice a little bit all right
all right guys there's been this season
oh no how does he do that now how did
she do that are they with that period hi
it pretend that you have a dog pulling
on your pant legs so you position
yourself behind the door shit I can
literally imagine like myself like 12
watching this and thinking like that's
hilarious I gotta try that and then you
try it off and then it's just a Cringer
thing ever and then it's the kind of
thing that you regret literally your
whole life 26 years old 27 you still
remember that one moment that you did
this thing you thought would be cool but
it's nearly just crunchy piece of shit
and you look like a moron see
gangway but I don't know what what oh my
god the Grinch the Grinch it's me yo
wherever I go I always take my bicycle
horn with me oh wait a minute Thank You
Man hey timber sensory how funds over
finger bullying of a long line of finger
contortion the way what is he doing
funds it was about to perform the
amazing leader dangle the finger tangle
now let's see that amazing feat quick a
slow most quickly in slow motion okay
the alfonso de fazer switches is two
index fingers to make this fabulous beam
work
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