HOW TO DRINK VODKA LIKE A RUSSIAN

And so friends, let's start.
When you find yourself in Russia
and they invite you to go drinking
It's absolutely necessary to answer...
Pour it!
And remember!
Vodka should be cold.
Any of your drinks should be cold.
Iced...
...like a river in winter.
Also be prepared for the fact that in place of shot glass
they might give you a cup or large mug
And so, let's start
Like a real Russian, I drink
absolutely all drinks exclusively
like a young Russian lady.
And so, what do I do:
I take ... an iced shot glass...
..Pour...
...Kombucha, in my case
And further, what do Russians do after the drink has been poured in the shot glass?
Most importantly, is to exhale.
And then, we drink.
It's absolutely necessary for you to smell something.
And now, most importantly....
we take our pickles
We reach right into the jar with our hand...
...and take a bite

And now, a Life Hack:
If you don't have shot glass
or any other glass for the drink
take a regular pickle, cut it...
...and then carefully hollow it out
And now take your drink...
...Pour it right into the "shot glass"...
...exhale...
...drink...
...inhale...
...and eat the pickle!
And now, most importantly...
Remember, now and forever...
NEVER EAT ANYTHING AFTER THE 1ST SHOT
So, you poured a shot....
...exhaled....
...drank...
...inhaled...
and then say
"In between the 1st and the 2nd, the reprieve isn't long."
That's right
Pour the 2nd shot
and you tell your friend "POUR IT!"
"POUR IT!"
Exhale
Drink
Inhale
And then...
You can eat pickles
And of course, everyone of you should know how to say "Cheers", in Russian
It's very simple
Repeat after me
Na zdaroviye
Na zdaroviye
And of course it's necessary to touch glasses
And now a toast, with which you can surprise any Russian person
My great-grandfather said...
"I have the desire to buy a house...
....but I don't have the opportunity.
I have the opportunity to buy a goat...
But I don't have the desire.
So we're drinking to that, our desires
coincide with our opportunities.
I hope that your desires always coincide with your opportunities
Thank you for watching
Drink only good and healthy drinks:
Kombucha, water, and juice
Remember that you just watched a humorous video
I don't want to offend anyone or say that this is the country that drinks the most
since we Russians drink vodka
It's all in fun, please don't take it to heart.

HOW TO DRINK VODKA LIKE A RUSSIAN

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