Is Your Popcorn Bowl Also Your Vomit Bowl?

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>> TWEET IT AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU.
YOU LOOK VERY -- YOU NEVER
REALLY AGE.
YOU'RE LIKE A SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS IN THAT WAY.
YOU ALWAYS LOOK THE SAME.
>> I OFTEN GET MISTAKEN FOR
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?
DO TELL, KEVIN.
>> WELL, THANK YOU, FIRST OF
ALL.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> I WOULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU
IF I COULD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SURE, SURE.
NO YOU HOOK FANTASTIC.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
>> YOU DO.
>> Jimmy: THANKS.
>> STAY AWAY FROM SALT, I THINK
THAT'S THE THING.
>> Jimmy: SALT, REALLY?
>> THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU PUFFY.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK?
DOES IT?
>> NOT ME, BUT YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SORRY.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE RIGHT, I DO EAT
A LOT OF SALT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I ASKED CARL
REINER ONCE, HE'S 95, OR 93.
WHAT'S THE LIKE BEING AT THIS
AGE?
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?
HE GOES, YOU GOT TO STAY AWAY
FROM SALT.
AND I LOVE POPCORN.
I LOVE TO EAT POPCORN.
YOU EVER BEEN AT SOMEBODY'S
HOUSE EATING POPCORN AND START
WONDERING IF THE POPCORN BOWL IS
ALSO THEIR THROW-UP BOWL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE IT IS AT OUR HOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YES, IT IS.
>> Jimmy: IT IS AT MY HOUSE TOO.
>> JUST LIKE A --
>> Jimmy: 100%.
>> A LOT OF THE CEREAL BOWLS AS
WELL.
IF YOU COME TO OUR HOUSE FOR
BREAKFAST, I WOULD SUGGEST THE
EGGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY TRUE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: MY DAUGHTER WAS SICK
LAST WEEK AND SURE ENOUGH, THE
POPCORN BOWL.
NEVER CROSSED MY MIND THAT MAYBE
THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, HAVE
A DESIGNATED BOWL FOR VOMIT?
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> I WOULD SUGGEST TAKING THE
POPCORN OUT OF THE BOWL FIRST,
THOUGH.
BECAUSE IT MAKES IT SOGGY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A VERY GOOD
SUGGESTION.
>> I'M ALSO A VEGETARIAN.
>> Jimmy: YES.
ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN OR VEGAN?
>> I'M NOT EVEN REALLY A
VEGETARIAN.
OCCASIONALLY -- NO, NO.
MOST OF THE TIME I AM.
BUT OCCASIONALLY I WILL HAVE
FISH.
BUT IT'S GOT TO BE A SPECIFIC
FISH.
YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT TO BE WILD
SALMON.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> IT'S GOT TO BE CAUGHT IN THE
BIG RIVER IN MONTANA.
AND IT'S GOT TO BE BEAR CAUGHT.
CAUGHT BY A BEAR.
>> Jimmy: CAUGHT BY A BEAR, OH.
>> YEAH.
WELL, YOU SAY MAYBE THAT'S GREAT
BUT HOW DO YOU GET THE FISH OUT
OF THE BEAR'S MOUTH?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.
>> THAT'S A FAIR ENOUGH
QUESTION.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> WHAT I DO, JIMMY, I WILL
SNEAK UP BEHIND THE BEAR.
AND I WILL TICKLE THE BEAR UNDER
THE ARMS.
THE BEAR LAUGHS.
I GRAB THE FISH.
HIGH TAIL IT HOME.
IT'S BEAR TO TABLE FISH.
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW.
THAT'S AMAZING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THERE
ARE SALMON IN MONTANA.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: SO IT'S ESPECIALLY
AMAZING.
>> IT'S THE BEST SALMON,
ACTUALLY.
IT'S ATLANTIC SALMON.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU WORK OUT?
ON A WORKOUT SCHEDULE?
>> AGAIN, THANK YOU, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, I DON'T REALLY WORK OUT
ANYMORE.
I WALK A LOT.
I HIKERY I TRY TO GET STEPS.
I HAVE A FIT BIT.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO.
>> I FINALLY GOT ONE OF THESE
THINGS.
LAST WEEK I WENT HORSEBACK
RIDING, I GOT 195,000 STEPS IN A
HALF HOUR.
YEAH.
I TOOK THE REST OF THE WEEK OFF.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO WEIGH IN, I
JUST SAT IN THE CHAIR LIKE THIS.
>> Jimmy: SO IT'S DEFINITELY
WORKING.
I THINK YOUR PARENTS, THEY ALSO
ARE VERY YOUTHFUL.
IS IT LIKE A --
>> MY PARENTS ARE 15.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS SURPRISING TO
ME ALSO.
YEAH.
>> I DO HAVE GOOD GENES, I
THINK.
AND MY MOTHER SOUNDS VERY YOUNG
ON THE PHONE TOO.
IF YOU WERE TALKING TO HER YOU'D
THINK SHE WAS IN HER 30s OR 40s.
>> Jimmy: I WONDER WHY THAT IS.
>> AT&T.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S A SERVICE?
>> THEY HAVE A SERVICE, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED
THAT.
IN FACT, I DID ONE OF THOSE
GENETIC THINGS.
YOU CAN SEND AWAY, 23 AND ME.
>> Jimmy: I'VE DONE THAT, YEAH.
>> YOU HAVE, YEAH.
IT'S INTERESTING, ISN'T IT?
>> Jimmy: IT IS, YEAH.
>> SO I WANTED TO FIND OUT ABOUT
MY ANCESTORS AND GENETICS.
AND MAYBE POSSIBLE DISEASES I
MIGHT GET.
AND PEOPLE SWEAR BY THIS
PARTICULAR COMPANY.
THEY DO THESE TESTIMONIES.
I SAW ONE GUY GET ON.
HE GOES, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE, MY
FAMILY, WERE ALL FROM NORWAY.
THAT PART OF THE WORLD.
BUT TURNS OUT WE'RE 100% BLACK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
100% BLACK.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT SURPRISED
THEM?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE ANY
SURPRISES IN YOURS?
>> IT'S $90, FIRST OF ALL, FOR
THE WHOLE THING.
AND I WAS VERY EXCITED TO GET
IT.
AND I WAITED.
AND IT FINALLY CAME IN THE MAIL.
I WENT OUT TO THE MAILBOX TO GET
IT.
WHAT HAPPENS IS IT COMES IN A
LITTLE VIAL LIKE A TEST TUBE,
YOU SPIT IN THERE SEAL IT, SEND
IT BACK.
FIVE WEEKS LATER THEY TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT YOUR ANCESTORS.
SO I'M GOING OUT TO THE MAILBOX
TO GET IT, SO EXCITED.
I'M GOING TO DROP IT OFF.
I NOTICE SOMEBODY HAD SPIT ON MY
CAR WIND SHIELD ON THE WAY OUT.
I WAS LIVID, YOU KNOW HOW I GET.
>> Jimmy: NOBODY GETS CRAZIER
ABOUT THEIR WINDSHIELD THAN YOU.
>> I THOUGHT, WHO WOULD SPIT ON
MY WINDSHIELD?
WHO WOULD HAVE THE AUDACITY TO
DO THAT?
I THOUGHT, FOR $90 I'M GOING TO
FIND OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
SO WHAT I DID WAS, I OPEN UP THE
VIAL, THE LITTLE TEST TUBE, I
COLLECTED THE SPIT OFF THE
WINDSHIELD, RUBBER GLOVES.
I PUT IT IN THERE.
SEAL IT, SENT IT AWAY.
AND I WAITED.
I WAITED ALMOST FIVE WEEKS.
AND I WAS GOING TO -- WHOEVER
DID THAT I WAS GOING TO KILL.
I WAS GOING TO KILL HIM AND HIS
AN SISTER SOARS, HIS WHOLE
FAMILY, EVERYBODY.
IT FINALLY CAME BACK, THEY
E-MAIL IT TO YOU.
IT TURNS OUT IT WAS BIRD CRAP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THEY FOUND OUT THE BIRD CRAP
ORIGINATED FROM A SEAGULL.
FROM THE LOWER PART OF THE
SEAGULL.
SPECIFICALLY THE BUTT.
AND THEY WENT EVEN FURTHER TO
TELL ME THAT THE CRAP WAS 80%
CRAB MEAT.
AND 20% GARBAGE FROM THE
DUMPSTER.
>> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S INCREDIBLE WHAT
THESE SCIENTISTS KNOW.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THE SHOW IS "MAN WITH
A PLAN."
IT'S MONDAY NIGHTS, 8:30 ON CBS.
AND YOU CAN SEE KEVIN LIVE AND
IN PERSON.
THIS IS QUITE A GIG YOU GOT.
MAY 5th, CINCO DE MAYO AT TH

Is Your Popcorn Bowl Also Your Vomit Bowl?

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