Jimmy Kimmel on the Trump White House Easter Egg Roll

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SO, HEY HERE IS -- HERE ITS HOW
PRESIDENT TRUMP SPENT EASTER
MORNING.
HIS FIRST TWEET AT 8:18 A.M.
SAID "WHY WOULD I CALL CHINA A
CURRENCY MANIPULATOR WHEN
THEY'RE WORKING WITH US ON THE
NORTH KOREAN PROBLEM.
WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
THEN SIX MINUTES LATER.
SOMEONE REMINDED HIM WHAT DAY IT
WAS.
BECAUSE HE FOLLOWED IT UP WITH
"HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE."
HA-HA.
[ APPLAUSE ]
SO PRESIDENT TRUMP SPENT THE
WEEKEND IN FLORIDA, AGAIN, GOLF
OUTING NUMBER 19 SINCE TAKING
OFFICE.
MADE IT BECOME TO THE WHITE
HOUSE THIS MORNING FOR ANNUAL
EASTER EGG ROLL.
AND FOR A GAME OF PIN THE TINY
HAND ON THE EASTER BUNNY'S
VAGINA WHICH WENT VERY WELL.
TOO SOON?
TOO SOON?
TOO MUCH?
TOO SOMETHING?
YEAH.
THIS IS AN ANNUAL TRADITION
THAT, THAT IT IS HELD ON THE
SOUTH LAWN, THE EGG ROLL.
THIS YEAR THE EVENT ATTRACTED
AROUND 21,000 ATTENDEES, HALF OF
WHAT THE OBAMA EVENTS DREW OZ
ARE A WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN PUT
IT, ABOUT WHAT TWICE THE OBAMA
EVENTS DREW.
VICE PRESIDENT PENCE WAS NOT IN
ATTENDANCE.
YOU KNOW MIKE PENCE WILL NOT
ALLOW HIMSELF TO BE IN THE
PRESENCE OF A BUNNY IF HIS WIFE
ISN'T WITH HIM.
SO HE WENT TO SOUTH KOREA
INSTEAD.
USUALLY THE EGG ROLL HAS A LOT
OF BIG NAME ENTERTAINMENT,
JUSTIN BIEBER ONE YEAR, ARIANNA
GRANDE, DIDN'T GET EITHER, THEY
DID GET SOMETHING BETTER, GROUP
READING TIME WITH ATTORNEY
GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS.
>> THE BEARS WENT TO SLEEP FOR
THE WINTER.
THEY SLEPT THE WHOLE WINTER.
THE PRESIDENT'S COMING.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
LET'S SEE IF HE COMES OUT ON THE
PROGRAM UP HERE.
THERE HE IS.

>> WOW, THAT'S, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE MIGHT
HAVE GOTTEN OUR CLIPS MIXED UP.
HERE'S PRESIDENT TRUMP TODAY.
THIS IS HOW, THIS IS HOW DONALD
TRUMP GOT HIS FIRST EVER EASTER
EGG ROLL STARTED.
>> I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY.
THIS IS THE 139th EASTER EGG
ROLL.
THINK OF IT.
139.
IT BEGAN A LONG TIME AGO, 1878.
AND WE WILL BE STRONGER AND
BIGGER AND BETTER AS A NATION
THAN EVER BEFORE.
WE ARE RIGHT ON TRACK.
YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING.
AND WE ARE RIGHT ON TRACK.
>> Jimmy: HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO
TALK TO CHILDREN, DOESN'T HE?
THAT'S -- WELL, SO THE
PRESIDENT -- THANKED HIS WIFE
MELANIA ALSO SPOKE.
ACCORDI
ACCORDINGLY, SHE'LL MOVE INTO
THE WHITE HOUSE, RELOCATE WITH
HER 11-YEAR-OLD SON BARON ONCE
SCHOOL END.
WHICH IS A BIG DEAL.
BARON TRUMP WILL BE THE FIRST
MALE CHILD TO LIVE IN THE WHITE
HOUSE SINCE HIS FATHER MOVED
THERE IN JANUARY.
THAT'S TRUE.
THE FIRST LADY -- YOU KNOW THE
FIRST LADY IS LIKE THE OFFICIAL
HOST OF THE WHITE HOUSE EGG
ROLL.
WHICH MEANS THE FAMILIES
GATHERED, WERE TREATED TO A RARE
MOMENT OF HER PUBLIC SPEAKING.
>> THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT MY
HUSBAND AND I ARE HOSTING THIS
WONDERFUL TRADITION.
AND IT'S GREAT THAT YOU ARE ALL
WITH US TODAY.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME
WITH MANY ACTIVITIES.
I WANT TO THANK MILITARY BAND,
ALL THE STAFF, AND VOLUNTEERS
WHO WORK TIRELESSLY TO ENSURE
THAT YOU HAVE MEMORABLE
EXPERIENCE.
>> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE WE ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF
THE ACCENT OR NOT 1234 I FORGET
THE RULES ARE?
THE REASON I SHOWED THIS.
I WANT TO POINT OUT HER SPEECH
SOUNDED A LITTLE BFAMILIAR.
SOUNDED LIKE ANOTHER SPEECH.
>> THANK YOU, WELCOME TO THE
WHITE HOUSE.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MY
HUSBAND AND I ARE HOSTING THIS
DERFUL TRA DICHL FFUL TRADITION.
IT IS GREAT YOU ARE ALL WITH
TUESDAY.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME
WITH MANY ACTIVITIES.
I WANT TO THANK MILITARY BAND,
ALL OF THE STAFF AND VOLUNTEER
WHOSE WORK TIRELESSLY TO ENSURE
THAT YOU HAVE MEMORABLE
EXPERIENCE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: NOT ONLY DID MELANIA
GIVE A SPEECH SHE READ A BOOK TO
THE KIDS, A BOOK ABOUT A DOG AND
AN OWL.
>> I CAN'T ASK DOG, ALL HE DOES
IS GROWL.
I KNOW WHAT I WILL DO.
I WILL ASK THE WISE OWL.
WHO?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW.
WISE OWL.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET THE KIDS
READ TO THEM SELVES INSTEAD.
ALL OF THE CHARACTERS FROM
TRUMPVILLE WERE OUT ON THE LAWN
INCLUDING WHITE HOUSE PRESS
SECRETARY, SEAN SPICER, WHO
TURNS OUT TO BE QUITE A LIVELY
READER HIMSELF.
>> OKAY.
>> HOW TO CATCH THE EASTER
BUNNY.
DO YOU KNOW HOW?
CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> 5.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE BREAK.
I HAVE BEEN WORKING LONG AND
HARD WITH ALL MY PEEPS AND CREW.
WE'VE MADE THE EGGS AND NOW I'M
HEAR TO BRING THEM TO YOU.
>> Jimmy: I BET HE IS A FUN DAD.
I LIKE TO SEE THEM REPLACE HIM
WITH THAT KID.
THE PRESIDENT ALSO TOOK TIME
TODAY TO HELP SOME OF THE
CHILDREN MAKE EASTER CARDS.
THEY SET UP A CRAFT TABLE.
KIDS CAN MAKE CARDS FOR THE
TROOPS.
LOOK WHAT HE WROTE -- I HATE
EGGS, CHILDREN AND BEING
PRESIDENT.
HEY, HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS.
WHEN I WAS, WHEN I WAS MOST
EXCITED ABOUT EGG ROLL TODAY WAS
A MUSIC PERFORMANCE BY A BOY
BAND, NAMED BRO 4.
BRO 4, IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW.
FOUR BROTHERS FROM NEW JERSEY
WHO KICK ASS, GUILLERMO, ARE YOU
INTO BRO 4?
>> Guillermo: DON'T KNOW WHO
THEY ARE.
>> Jimmy: THEY GAVE A
PERFORMANCE AT THE WHITE HOUSE
TODAY THAT WILL SOON NOT BE
FORGOTTEN.
SAY YEAH
I WANT YOU GIRL

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
WE ARE, JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE ARE
FOUR BROTHERS, ALL REAL
BROTHERS.
SAME MOM, SAME DAD.
AND, WE JUST, WE JUST WANT TO
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING REAL QUICK.
WE WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO
EVERYBODY THAT HAS HELPED US GET
HERE

Jimmy Kimmel on the Trump White House Easter Egg Roll

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