JUST TRY AND HIT ME | Mr. Shifty #3

*wapsh* Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye
and welcome back to Mr. Shifty,
this is the full version of the game this time.
The last one I did was only a demo
and some of the levels were in different orders
than they are here.
I think!
'Cause this level feels new, there's a lot of lasers
goin' around, and I have to find an access key
and I can't remember having to find an access key last time.
So, this is the actual full game now
so, it won't stop and we'll actually be able to continue all the levels, but
apologies if I end up playing some of the same levels as before...
Okay
Easy does it,
Easy peasy when you're a shifty
Shift, shifty shift
Okay, that's doing that thing,
Or did I do this? Some of it kinda feels familiar.
Oh, god, OH GOD, I got lucky.
No, I-I didn't have to do this before.
Thi-this feels new.
Are all the lasers gone off? Yes, they are.
I think I was supposed to throw that at something.
Ohh, jesus, this is definitely new!
"It seems they're expecting you,"
Uh, right.
What if I go in here and do this?
*face of amazement because why not*
his face though
Ohh,
Fellas,
Oh, apologies.
Ima just beat the shit out of this filing cabinet. (What did it ever do to you?)
Oh, god!
I fucked them ALL up!
Lord. Right, so, where I ended last time
was stage nine, and this is only stage two.
So, it seems like some extra levels have been added in.
Kinda waiting for that guy to come back cause' I wanted to punch a door at him, but
If he's not gonna cooperate, then why should I?
Woah!
Woah!
Everybody calm down now for just a second,
I got an achievement and I don't even know what it was. (I bet it's super important)
Ha!
Oh, (Laughs)
I was supposed to punch the door at em' and then he'd fly against the wall, but
Okay, big daddy. 😏
You can just
take five now.
If I punch these in will water come into the room? (stop you're breaking poor Mr. Shifty's hands)
They're breaking!
It's breaking!
C'mon, break some more!
Break for me! Break for Jack!
Make the water come in! (he's dehydrated)
No, you're a piece of shit (woah calm down Jack)
You don't wanna do what I want you to. (You're making Mr. Shifty feel bad and he deserves happiness too)
Uh oh. Uh oh
Uh oh!
Woah oh!
Woah!
Fuck yeah!
Nothing gets by Shifty!
Shifty's the man!
I don't even know how half of these walls are standing.
(Jack begins spasms)
This music's awesome.
Fuck you.
Can I have a gun?
A boat oar will do.
I'm a simple man, I see an oar, I pick it up and I kick some ass.
Wooooah, I was too close.
Point blank he got me.
Point fuckin' blizzety blank.
Imma take this again...
And Imma do cool shit. (he's going to make an army of unicorns with oar weapons)
How am I only hittin' one at a time?!? (where's the unicorns)
This is...uhh BOAT OAR ACTION! (disappointment)
That's the type of shit I wanna be seein'.
OH yes!
Now I can dodge some... a-bullerinos.
HWOO yes!
GOD it makes you feel like a badass, it just makes you feel cool
And that's what I'm into. I'm into stuff making me feel cool.
..Ok, they're not off forever.
Nyx: Uhhh.. that's probably not good. Jack: Yeah, probably not.
Maybe I wanna be getting out of here.
Fairly lively.
I told you guys, I'm a simple man.
All I want is for you to die.
I don't ask for much in life.
All I ask for is simple things, like death and destruction.
THAT'S what I wanted to do!
A double!
A double double toil and trouble (nobody reads Shakespeare anymore Jack)
Alright, ok
YEAH YEAH YEAH that's not good, I get it!
No-oh god!
Oh god!
Ok, I did it I did it I did it I did it and I got the key
Do I have to go all the way back?
Nyx: Make your way back to the elevator?
Uhhh, okay
I can pick up a keyboard! (WASD them to death)
Now I can be a real keyboard warrior
Like everybody in the comments! (damn right we mastered the art of spamming)
Uh-oh
Nyx: It's a trap. Run!
Ahh fuck
Oh god oh god!
Ok, you guys can all fuck off!
I'm not- I don't even want to deal with you RIGHT now!!
Cheeky, cheeky
That's clever!
Away I go!
Fuck you guys!
I don't care.
Can I pick one of these up?
Oh god! Oh god!
Oh mother of Jesus! Mother of God!
What's a shifty man supposed to DO?!
Kay, keep this for you.
OW!
I guess we traded blows.
The secret is to keep on moving!
Never stand still. Never give them an opportunity!
Keep on goin' Shifty.
Keep on going- Oh.
For fuck sake.
Are you SERIOUS with this shit?
I have to do the whole fuckin' thing in one go!
Well then.
*sad* Ow.
Oh mother of God. OH mother of God.
I DID IT! YES!
Oh God Jesus.
Okay, these levels are hard.
I don't like this.
Return to the elevator.
Is that a bad idea?
Feel like that might be a little traperino.
Hm...
Pick up a keyboard just in case.
This is terrible *pause* bad guy lair design.
Why do you just have explosive barrels everywhere where you have lasers as well?
That's just askin' for somethin' to blow up.
That's- I'm glad now I had the keyboard. (where's the WASD)
Can this wall break?
Kinda looks like it could.
AWAY we go.
WOAH kay.
I don't trust ANY of this.
Peek? OH god!
Oh god. OH fuck. WOAH!
HOLD THE FUCKIN' PHONE everybody!
WOAH!
WOAH!
OH kay. The broom! She is mine!
HOLY FUCK!
(good job Jack)
DING!
God almighty.
That was AWESOME!
That was really fun! This game is really cool!
It came out on the Nintendo Switch as well!
Which is awesome, because-
I get to fly around and I get to dodge stuff in real life.
And, be shifty myself.
*sigh*
Hungry.
Do ya ever get that in the middle of something? You just get hungry? (I'm hungry while captioning this...)
Hungry.
I hope that this next level is a new one as well and not one that I already did...
Stage 3: Heist
Think I did this one... *ding*
Nyx: The mega plutonium is on this floor. Expect heavy resistance.
You guys look familiar but this level doesn't feel familiar. Not that fuckin' fish tank in the middle anyway.
No. This is new.
Pretty sure this is new.
STEALTHE MEGA PLUTONIUM!
If I was a bad guy, that's exactly what I'd have lying around as well.
MEAG PLUTONIUM!
Fuck you.
Fuck everyone actually!
Oh, I need to keep my- I need to keep my meter going.
'Cause then I'm able to dodge bullets at the end.
Just go shifty!
Sometimes you get stuck in things and I don't like that!
*sad Jackaboy*
Okay.
Oh go- OH fuck!
How 'bout this though?
There we go. Oh! Yeah, it turns off again.
NICE!
You guys are just sacks of shit. That's all you are.
I win. I am the winner. Victor. Me. (your name isn't Victor)
It's a TRAP shifty!
I don't trust this!
I don't trust this at all!
It wasn't trap?
Nyx: The Mega Plutonium!
Oh fuck.
Nyx: This should be a cake walk for a teleporting thief!
Yeah, you'd think!
But you see it's a lot harder than it looks, bitch!
God, I need to figure out, I just.
I'm a just guess.
Aah, that one came at me fast!
FUCK!
YES!
HA Ha ha.
Fuck.
Can I?
There we go!
Thank you! and goodnight. (what's the worst that I could say)
Cinderella.
The Mega Plutonium!
She is mine, but DON'T TOUCH IT! (oh new ship)
It'll give you the Mega-AIDs.
and Cancer or something.
I don't know. It's radioactive. It's probably gonna give you something!
Nyx: Yes! Now get out of there!
Uh, I'm trying.
Trying. Trying very fast.
NOW it's gonna be a trap.
Oh god. OH god.
I was just about to say: There's no way this is not a trap!
WOO!
OH Howdy Doody?
I can actually throw this at people and it's not gonna explode and kill us all.
That's good to know-Oh FUCK!
Hmm. Hmm. Yes.
I s- I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying and I raise you a laser wall.
*high pitched* WHAT?
*disappointment*
Um, excuse me!
Can someone say "Bullshit"?
'Cause I sure can!
Where are you fuckers?
Let's do this.
There we go! That's what I wanted to do! That's what shoulda happened.
Where'd I throw the Mega Plutonium?
Did it fuckin' glitch though the wall?
Are you serious?
Welp, now I have to do this.
Okay, don't throw Mega Plutonium at wall very fast cause,
turns out Mega Plutonium, yeah, I-it does a thing.
See, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS?
WHAT IS THAT HORSE SHIT?
Okay.
I'm out. I'm outtie.
Screw you guys. I'm going home.
Oh god.
Oh shit, can I actually just escape?
Apparently not.
I got shot in the face.
Okay.
This is happening.
Thi-this is a thing that's going on in my life right now.
OH! Not today Sally!
WAAAAaaah. Nincon-... Nincon rhymes with Lincoln.
OW!
That's how we do. That's how we get through. That's how we do it. Yeah!
Ha!
Oh Oh!
Nope!
Nope! Don't like any of this!
OH YEAH!
I like that one!
Woah! Kill 'em!
Ya fack!
*quick dance break*
Shifty is the fuckin' man about town!
I really should be throwing this Plutonium around, shouldn't I?
Nyx: It's a BOMB! THROW IT!
Uh oh. UH oh. UH OH!
That were no Mega Plutonium.
Nyx: So. Turns out it was a decoy. This is too dangerous. We should abort.
Nyx: No response, eh? You wanna keep going. Don't you?
Ugh
Nyx: TERRIBLE plan! I'm in.
Ha!
Nice!
She's all for me!
She's all for my terrible plan. She knows what's up.
She knows how Jack operates.
Throw your face in first, come up with a terrible plan and then beat your way out of it.
I like it.
Okay!
Well that was stage 3.
Let's see what the next one is 'cause I think I'm gonna leave this here.
You don't wanna blow all your wad in one place.
Yes. Nice elevator music. Thank you. Stage 4: Defiant.
Cause I can't remember what ones were actually in the-the demo.
Nyx: Operation Certain death is a go!
Nyx: I need to find out where they're keeping the real Mega Plutonium. The one that doesn't explode.
There'll be a data terminal here in the great library. Find it.
Okay, I think this might be new as well so.
We'll do this in the next episode!
God this game is fun!
Cause it's super fast!
And then when you're actually punching stuff, there's that slight delay, and that smack kinda shakes the screen a small bit.
So it really makes you feel like you're powerful.
I love it.
And then when you- when you actually get through a level and you bounce around everywhere and you kill everyone on your first try. FIRST TRY!
It makes you feel super good!
Oh. I like it a lot.
Anyway. THANK YOU GUYS so much for watching this episode! If you LIKED IT, PUNCH that like button IN the face, LIKE A BOSS! And, High Fives all around! Wapish! Wapish! Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Wait watch! FWU FWU! What was that? Oh. Just real life Mr. Shifty up in here.

JUST TRY AND HIT ME | Mr. Shifty #3

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