Late Night White House Press Briefing: Where Did You Lose Your Virginity?

-White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer
holds a lot of press briefings.
But I don't think, and I think you don't think,
all the questions we need answered have been asked.
So we decided to hold another one right here right now.
That's right. Sean Spicer and the "Late Night" press corps
are here in our studio and ready to go.
So without further ado, it's time for the "Late Night"
White House press briefing.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Mr. Spicer? Mr. Spicer? Mr. Spicer?
Mr. Spicer?
Yes, thank you. Seth Meyers, "Late Night with Seth Meyers."
Last week, this administration
hosted their first White House Easter egg roll.
I heard it was a pretty big success.
What was the best part?
-No lives were lost.
-Be honest -- how long until President Trump
causes the end of the world?
-We have 90 days. -Oh, yeah? All right.
Higher than I thought.
What does your tailor say when he's making you a suit?
-I'm gonna try to keep this rather tight.
-Okay.
Is there anyone who President Trump
could actually beat at golf?
-Children from local schools.
-Where did you guys find Steve Bannon?
-A system of tunnels and caves.
-Okay.
Here's a question for you.
How easy is it to buy lettuce in Washington?
-I think getting ahead of that could be an issue.
-That's a good one, Spicy.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Is there another administration
you would have enjoyed working with more than this one?
-Every administration from the beginning of time.
-Sean. Hey, Sean.
Sean. Check his out.
-All right. Hah. That was cool.
-Yeah! Ha ha! How about that?
I heard President Trump say
a grammatically correct sentence the other day.
-That's a pretty significant achievement for this president.
-Yeah.
Where is the worst place to have a picnic?
-Between the Palestinians and Israel.
-[ Laughs ] Okay.
Finish the following rhyme.
Number two, flush the poo...
-Number one, we're not done.
-That's right.
Got it.
Is it true that President trump
wants to meet with Vladimir Putin?
-Obviously, we'd be honored
to have an audience with His Holiness.
Did you just call Vladimir Putin "His Holiness"?
Is there someone whose name you've really been practicing
so you can pronounce it without using your notes?
The brother of Qas-- Qasem Soleimani,
the commander of Iran's IRGC Quds Force.
-You seem to really enjoy this job
and have things completely under control.
-Well, I-I respectfully would disagree.
-[ Chuckles ]
What's your favorite part of the song "Rockafeller Skank"?
-Right about now.
-The funk soul brother.
Mr. Spicer, where did you lose your virginity?
-The deck of the USS Ronald Reagan in Japan.
-I have never seen a troll, a demon, or a hobgoblin.
-Well, then, we travel in different circles.
-What are the four words you say every night
to help the president fall asleep?
-Science, technology, engineering, and math.
-Okay.
And I'd like to end on the question I always ask.
How is the president's penis?
-Very, very short.
-Okay, well, thank you very much.
It looks like we're out of time, so on behalf of the rest
of the press corps here, have a good night.

Late Night White House Press Briefing: Where Did You Lose Your Virginity?

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