Robotas Policninkas prieš Ateivius (2006)

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Robocop VS Aliens
Robocop is having terrible nightmares.
Aliens are coming to Earth to destroy humanity so they could inhabit it
but they are stopped by the famous Robocop...
*copyrighted music*
We're approaching planet Earth!
Maybe we should destroy it?
Or maybe we shouldn't?
Or maybe we should?
Fine, fine, let's destroy it...
Ha! *PEW PEW PEW*
Is something wrong?
I'm having nightmares again.
No problem.
Hold on, I do not remember my father.
Maybe your memory card is broken
I'll fix it.
*fixing sounds*
I will now install your father's program.
Here, take a look.
That was your father, a great policeman.
Something happened to my voice.
That's because of the new card
Also, I have a bad feeling that something is approaching from space!
I need to take a look.
Aha, something is coming
Most likely aliens!
We're approaching planet Earth!
Maybe we should destroy it?
Or maybe we shouldn't?
Then let's destroy some buildings!
Fine, fine... Let's destroy some buildings...
*Haaa!*
Okay, now let's go destroy some buildings!
Okay!
Now let's destroy a geyser!
Okay! Ha ha!
We destroyed the geyser, let's destroy some more buildings!
Our planet is being attacked by 2 aliens!
You need to go and save it, nobody can stop them!
Okay!
We finished shooting buildings and we destroyed everything, let's move on.
*Surprised in alien*
I came to destroy you because you killed people and Earth.
No way, really!?
We will destroy you first!
I will destroy you first, I will not let anything happen to Earth
And I will destroy you so much that you will turn into a wet spot.
We will not let that happen, we will destroy you first!
Let's run!
So what do we do? How do we destroy him?
I don't know, we have to create a good plan
Let's shoot at his head - it's his weak spot!
But he's not dying, we shot at him and he's invincible.
That can't be true!
I will not give up.
Shh.. be more silent.
We need to make a plan, we need to set up a trap.
Okay.
Wait!
Shoot from the front and I'll come from the back!
Nonsense! He will shoot at us either way.
We need to kidnap the doctor who built him.
Okay, let's go!
Oh, it's you!
We got him.
I'm out of ammo.
Take some from him.
I will make them explode.
Alien!
Let's go!
I found a weapon.
Take your weapon.
Don't leave it there, let's go.
Let's go to the doctor.
*shooting sounds*
Oh my friend, what happened to you?
What happened to you?
I got shot.
Avenge me.
*death sound*
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
I will avenge you my friend!
Drop your weapon, quick!
Stand up.
I will get revenge for my friend.
Sit down.
Tell me how to destroy Robocop.
I don't know.
But you built him!
Will you tell me how to do it or not?
Press this button and turn it right.
What will happen then?
He will self destruct.
Really?
Really.
If you're lying then I will kill you.
*sound of turning the button left*
Something happened to my maser.
I'm going to help him.
Die insolent alien!
Ha, I won't die, I will get my revenge!
You will not beat me!
I will!
Never!
I will not give up!
I am too strong, you will not beat me.
I will!
You will not beat me!
I can take a good picture!
*sound of dying camera man*
He did it! He did it!
Wait, stop!
What's up?
This way nobody will win.
What do you propose?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and who loses will die.
Alright.
Commercial break
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Okay, let's do this.
So? Let's do it!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lost! Ha ha!
Please, I beg you...
(I have no idea what he said here)
What do you want? Just go away from our planet!
Have you seen how much damage you've caused?
Well okay, I will pay it off...
How will you pay it off? Just go away from our planet so I wouldn't see you!
And quickly before I shot you.
But why...
Have you seen how many people you've killed!
So what?
How many cities!
Okay, what is done is done.
Just fly away from here so I couldn't see you.
Okay.
Nonsense.
I could have killed this Robocop.
The end hahaha!
Losers.
Bloopers!
I have a bad feeling
That something is coming from Mars!
It's probably the grandmother.
Please I beg of you, have mercy on me.
What are you doing? Don't look at the camera, look at the robot!
Screw you!
Why are you laughing?
Start filming.
Start filming!
I'm already filming.
He hit its head off!
*pew pew pew*
Wait, what was I supposed to do here?
*sound of a dying alien*
You were supposed to shoot me, do you not understand?
Then why did I fall?
To be continued!

Robotas Policninkas prieš Ateivius (2006)

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