Senior Citizens Share Their Sex Secrets

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OLDER PEOPLE.
ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL SEX
STUDY, SENIOR CITIZENS ARE
HAVING A LOT MORE SEX.
WHICH IS GOOD, I THINK.
I DON'T KNOW.
IS IT GOOD.
IT'S GOOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT?
IS GOOD UNLESS THE SENIOR
CITIZENS ARE YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
THEN IT IS WEIRD.
INTERESTING THOUGH.
BECAUSE, NOT ALWAYS THE CASE.
SO IN THE INTEREST OF SCIENCE,
WE WENT TO L.A. FARMERS MARKET
HERE AT THE GROVE, WE ASKED
SENIORS WHO GATHERED THERE.
THERE ARE A LOT OF SENIORS THAT
SPEND THE DAY THERE TO SHARE
THEIR SECRETS TO SUCCESS WHEN IT
COMES TO DOING A LITTLE
SOMETHING CALLED IT.
WE ARE TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT A
STUDY THAT CAME OUT SAYING
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE HAVING SEX
NOW MORE THAN EVER.
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
>> WHO SAID THAT?
>> EVERYONE SAID IT.
>> NOT ME.
NOT ME.
GOOD LUCK TO THEM.
AND MORE POWER TO THEM.
>> I AM GOING TO BE 80 THIS
YEAR.
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO JUST
TURNED 83.
AND I HAVE TO SAY OUR SEX LIFE
IS GREAT.
>> WHAT'S YOUR BIG MOVE?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BIG MOVE,
I'M NOT TELLING ANY SECRETS.
>> SENIORS ARE HAVING MORE SEX
THAN THEY EVER HAD.
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
>> A LITTLE VODKA COULDN'T HURT.
>> MY SECRET?
WELL YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET
PREGNANT.
>> IF YOU DO GET PREGNANT ARE
YOU WORRIED YOU ARE GOING TO
HAVE A 30-YEAR-OLD?
>> HA-HA.
>> WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO GET
SOMEBODY INTO BED?
>> WHAT'S THE BEST WAY?
YOU ASK TOO MUCH.
HA-HA-HA.
I CAN'T ANSWER.
HA-HA-HA.
>> IT'S A SECRET.
>> YES.
NOT FOR ME ANYMORE.
I DID MY JOB, BELIEVE ME.
>> WELL, I'M NOT BRAGGING OR
BOASTING, BUT WHEN I WAS ON, ON
THE BOTTOM --
LET'S SEE, WHEN I WAS ON THE
BOTTOM, I WAS A SUPERMAN.
WHEN I WAS ON TOP, NO WHEN I WAS
ON TOP A MINUTE MAN.
ON TOP I WAS --
I'M GETTING MIXED UP.
WITH ME ON TOP --
I WAS MINUTEMAN.
WITH ME ON TOP I WAS SUPERMAN.
WHEN I WAS ON THE BOTTOM, I WAS
SUPERMAN.
MINUTEMAN.
ON TOP -- MINUTE MAN.
WELL WHEN I WAS ON THE BOTTOM I
WAS SUPERMAN.
ON TOP MINUTEMAN.
THAT WAS THE TRUTH.
>> WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO
SENIORS WHO AREN'T HAVING SEX?
>> YOU HAVE TO, YOU HAVE TO USE
IT AND IF YOU DON'T USE IT, YOU
ARE GOING TO LOSE IT.
>> YOU'RE USING IT?
>> DARN RIGHTS I AM.
I JUST DID IT TODAY.
>> YOU JUST DID IT TODAY?
>> YES.
>> WHO WAS THE LUCKY LADY?
>> MY WIFE.
>> GOD BLESS YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT ARE SOME TURN ONS?
>> MY TURN ON?
A SMILE.
>> I LIKE AFFECTION.
KISSING ON THE NECK.
HOLDING HANDS.
>> I DON'T HAVE MANY TURN OFFS.
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
>> I DON'T LIKE ROUGH.
SOME PEOPLE DO.
IT'S OKAY FOR THEM.
BUT I, I LIKE A GENTLE, CARING,
LOVING EVEN IF THEY DON'T LOVE
ME THEY SHOULD BE LOVING.
>> SOME ROMANCE, NOT JUST A ONE
WAY TICKET TO POUND TOWN?
>> YEAH, I WOULD SAY SO.
YEAH.
BUT I MEAN, POUND TOWN IS BETT

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