Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment: Hot New Fashion - PART 6

Arin: Hey I'm Grump
Dan: I'm Not So Grump
And we're the Game Grumps
Dan: Hola!
Arin: Dan open this up with: "Let's finish these."
All dramatic like a fuckin' Mortal Kombat (Dan: Yeah) villain
Dan: Wait who's your friend here? I can't remember.
Arin: Dunno. Oh, he's like helping me out.
Arin: Look at that!
Dan: Did they not describe it at the beginning and we were just not yammering about stupid shit?
Arin: No, I actually don't think.
Dan: Come here.
This way.
Arin: You know it might, Dan: Quickly. Arin: It might be,
Dan: Oh, Donovan.
Arin: It might be the Black Knight?
Arin: No, it can't be.
Dan: No he's too tall.
Arin: Well, Propeller Knight's the only other like really tall knight. So, maybe its Propeller Knight. Dan: Huh
Arin: And that's why he's all like jumpy.
Dan: This way.
Arin: He's all cool and swarthy. Dan: Propeller Knight.
Yeah, You remember Propeller Knight?
Dan: I can't... picture him.
Arin: He had a propeller on his dumb head.
Dan: Well then.
Arin: And he has like two swords? We'll fight him.
Dan: We'll fight him. He's this guy.
Arin: Yeah, I dunno, maybe it is? I dunno. Who is he? Lithel is his name? Lithel?
Dan: Luan.
Arin: Luan.
Dan: I think.
Arin: Lithel. The fuck is Lithel?
Dan: I dunno. You tell me.
Arin: Why is he back there? Just join me dude.
Dan: Join the- the party is totes over here brah.
Arin: The party is totes over here~
Arin: Braaah! Dan: Broo!
*fart sound*
Dan: Don't you know where the party is bro~?
Arin: Uuum, do i have to- Do I have to give you a facebook invite?
Because the party is not over there, it's over here.
Dan: To the party, the invite to the party...
*Both laugh*
Arin: Where the fuck is he!?
*Dan laughs*
Arin: I sent him a facebook invite and he said 'maybe'!
*Dan laughs*
Dan: That means 'yes'!
*Arin laughs*
Arin: And yes means you're desperate!
*Dan laughs*
Dan: Oh my god.
Dan: They should have never made 'maybe' an option
Arin: It's such a fuckin' like cop-out
Dan: Why would you ever say 'yes'?
Dan: Cuz shit just happens Arin: Yeah
*Dan narrates as Luan in a serious deep voice* Donovan, as a father, I'm worried about him. Do you think the amulet will truly protect him from all harm?
*Arin narrates as Donovan in a silly, lisping voice* Your boy has much to loin about the wowld soitenly, but if this twinket is as powewful as dey say
Dan: I... (*Arin giggles*) what the fuck dude?
Arin: I can actually heard you talk
Dan: Yeah, that veil covered up a lot
Dan in Luan voice: I can only hope the legends hold true.
Arin in Donovan voice: Don't wowwy, we won't be weaving empty handed. Come now, let's wrest, and tomowwow, we will find owt fowr owselves.
Dan: I bet that I'm gonna look like that guy when I'm older.
Arin: Cool. Dan: Yeah.
Dan: All rugged with the five o'clock shadow and the hair floppin' everywhere.
Dan: I wanna be a silver fox
Arin: Man, I was much more attractive when I was younger.
Dan: Was he Donovan?
Arin: Yeah.
Dan: Ok, got it.
Arin: Plague Knight is Donovan.
Arin: Don-o-van. Dan: How would you know that? Donovan was wearing a mask.
Arin: Cuz it's- cuz fuckin' Black Knight called you Donovan.
Dan: No no no, How do you know he was handsome?
Arin: Oh, because he looked handsome. They drew him all handsome.
Dan: From the-? Arin: Plus I was making a joke about how now he sounds like *deep voice* Hello.
Arin: And when he was little he was like *silly sounds*
Dan: Well I mean, a lot of people go through an awkward phase.
Arin: Throw a scythe which climbs over obstacles- that sounds cool!
Dan: Now I'm a Specter Knight, back then I was just a speck.
Arin: Heehehehe (Dan: Psht) heheeheehe
Dan: Alright, Arin. (Arin: Hehehehe)
*Both laugh*
Arin: HEHEHE
Dan: That quickly went from cute to condescending.
*Arin laughs*
Dan: Escape!
Arin: Es-ca-peh. Dan: Spider Scythe.
Arin: Don't fuckin'.
Arin: Woah dude! Dan: Wow.
Arin: WOAH DUDE! Dan: Yeah.
Dan: Awesome. Arin: FUCKIN' COOL!
Dan: I recognize that this is not the time or forum, but is it pronounced "sithe" or "skith-e".
Arin: *in a drawl* Skith-e.
Dan: skith-e?
Arin: Thanks for comin' into my curio! ha ha heh~
Arin: Hello!~
Dan: I love flamboyantly homosexual skeleton man.
Arin: Oh, he's great. Dan: He might be my favorite character.
Arin: My heart grows cold.~ I have located new curios, but have you found any red skulls?~
Arin: Free a lost soul which reflects off of surfaces.
Arin: Clutch this skull to- oh cool. Hell yeah.
Arin: This curio is well GUARDED!~
Dan: Wheee!
Arin: I'm gonna help you out though.~
Arin: Here you go~
Arin: Here's your skull~
Arin: Pretty cool~ Dan: Es-ca-peh.
Arin: So i will- oh shit. So... cool.
Dan: What does that do? Arin: It just gives me health.
Dan: Oh shit. Arin: Yeah it's awesome.
Dan: It's Fantastic. Arin: So I just have to dodge all this shit.
Arin: Pfft. Dan: Dude, fucking childs- Arin: Whatever. I didn't even need to use it. Dan: Childsplay.
Arin: Oh my god~ that was fucking great~ Dan: What does it cost to use?
Arin: Uh one- one section of purple magic. Dan: Oh dude.
Arin: Yeah. Dan: I mean maybe that's why this game was so hard at the beginning.
Dan: Like, uh you just hadn't gotten the- Six thousand is pretty rad.
Arin: This one? Dan: the slightly bluish one with the black cloak.
Arin: This one? Dan: Yeah, oof that's cool.
Dan: This is your call. Arin: Hold down on landing to grind quickly on s- and spikes as if they were rails- oh shit.
Arin: Break checkpoints to lower your max will, but boost attacks fuckin'- This one obviously.
Dan: The does nothing? Arin: Yeah it does nothing Dan: Oh Arin: But it makes me all sparkly.
Arin: Look at me I'm like skiing. Dan: Oh my god.
Arin: Cool dude! Dan: I can't. Arin: Look at how fuckin' awesome I am!
Dan: I can't deny you look rad as shit.
Arin: Uh, yeah. So, don't even fuckin' say shit about how I don't know what I'm doing.
Arin: Cuz I obviously make the best choices. Dan: yeah you made the fashion choice.
Arin: Got my friends hanging out here.
Dan: That bartender looks like a fun guy.
Arin: What bart-? Oh the vulture.
Dan: *Old person voice* Eh, Hello?
Arin: *deep gravelly voice* Would you like a drink?
Dan: *normal voice* Yeah, that is exactly he would sound like. Arin: How about three?
Arin: I am a vulture, I prey on the weak.
Arin: Is it beer you seek? *Dan laughs*
Arin: *normal voice* Ooh, i can upgrade shit. Oh I don't have enough money to upgrade shit.
Arin: I'm such a fool dude. Dan: I don't drink, do you have iced tea?
Dan: *vulture voice* Perhaps maybe I have some tea, if you answer these questions three.
*Both laugh*
Arin: Uh, how much is it?
Arin:*vulture voice* A dollar *Dan laughs*...tree.
Dan: *vulture voice* That doesn't count as one of the questions.
Arin: *normal* Are you ever going to shut up?
*Arin sighs* Dan: Again, I can't stress enough Arin: You have to ask a real question.
Dan: The questions have not begun, and I ask the questions. All three of them.
Arin: First question, would you like a lemon in your water? *Dan laughs*
Dan: Second question, do you want me to refill the beer nuts? *Arin laughs, Dan snickers*
Arin: Third question, do you want to split the bill or just one?
Arin: Where are you going? *both laugh*
Arin: That's not one of the three questions by the way. Dan: Yeah.
*various laughing gasps*
Dan: Question three, are you going to eat that carcass?
Dan: Cuz he's a vulture *arin laughs* Both: brra da dah da da da da da dah Arin: CAW!
Dan: Vultures don't caw, but whatever. Arin: They don't caw?
Dan: I don't think so. Arin: What do they do? They just go like *aahk*
Dan: I don't know? What sound do vultures make? Arin: Look it up bro.
Dan: Ugh, fine i'll do it. Arin: I'm telling you, fucking Shovel Knight Plagued of Torments of Shadows
Arin: Is like, Google central. This is like the Google show.
Arin: Starring Anthony Googol. Dan: What sound do vultures make?
Arin: What sound do vultures make. My guess is they go like *aahk*
Dan: It either came up- it either came to vultures or turkey vultures. What's the difference?
Dan: *sigh* What's the difference between a vulture and a turkey vult- No, I'm just kidding
Arin: Turkey vultures are delicious. Dan: Oh, that's not true. Ya can't make a sandwich out of a regular vulture.
Dan: alright, this is the sound of a vulture. *Vulture sounds* Arin: I told you! Dan: Woah!
*More vulture sounds. Not even gonna try. Sorry*
Arin: Dude I was so close! Dan: Wow that's a- Arin: like *Meehk* Dan: That's a disturbing... sound.
Arin: I wonder what they had to do to get that- that sound out of em. *Bwahh* Dan: Yeah, They're just shaking the shit out of a vulture.
Dan: I think they're- Arin: STAHP!
Arin: Answer my questions three. Dan: Hey dude, good news. I just got a text from Brian.
Dan: We sold out the Portland show. Arin: Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Dan: Yaay! Thank you Portland!
Arin: Awesome. Dan: We'll see you in September.
Dan: Oh, god I love Oregon. Arin: Oh, I know. Can't wait to go back.
Dan: Fuck yeah, baby. Arin: It's like one of my faorite places in the world.
Dan: Thank you to everyone who bought tickets.
Dan: Also lemme just say- Arin: We're talking about the NSP/TWRP/Starbomb show by the way.
Dan: Yeah, sorry, sorry. Uh, yeah, um.....
Dan: What was I going to say? Arin: You were going to say words.
Dan: Yeah, I was, and then I got distracted, and you know I can't recover from that shit, ever.
Dan: With the success of all these tours, don't worry if like, your city wasn't, or your part of the country wasn't on this tour.
Dan: We just didn't have a ton of time with all the things we were doing, so.
Arin: Oh, yeah. Dan: So we will definitely be getting to all the places that we don't go to on this tour.
Arin: Don't think for a second that if your city- Dan: That we love any one place more than another.
Arin: Yeah, or that like, these are the only places that that we're gonna rock hard in. Dan: Yeah, exactly
Arin: We're gonna rock hard everywhere. Dan: Rock hard everywhere.
Arin: Just because it's the rock hard tour, doesn't mean that we are not rocking hard in other tours. Dan: Other places.
Dan: Yeah, Yeah. Don't you fear.
Dan: I want, I want like next year will be the all nude tour.
Arin: And don't think for a second that we won't be all nude in the other tours after that. Dan: Yeah. Or this one coming up.
Dan: Point is we're going to be nude a lot. Is That clear?
Arin: Nudel. Dan: Nuudelot. Nude-el-ot
Arin: Noodle-ot? That noodle ought to get out of my soup!
*Both laugh*
Arin: Alright, next time on Game Grumps. Dan: That's so dumb.
*Arin laughing* Dan: So fucking dumb dude.
*Both laughing*
Arin: Alright, next time on Game Grumps. Dan: Bye! Arin: Bye!
Dan: How'd it get in there? *Arin laughs* Dan: This is Miso Soup!
Dan: Miso hungry! But not for noodles. *Arin Laughs* *Dan giggles*

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