today we're in Bikini Bottom
and outside the homes of
Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star
But they're not here...!
They're here!
Stood at a bus stop
Next to the Chum Bucket
Opposite the Krusty Krab
With Patrick desperately needing the toilet...
You may be wondering why they're
not taking their car
Well...
...they were...
Patrick was half asleep this morning
and put it in reverse
and accidentally crashed into Squidward's home
Luckily no one was hurt
Sooo, as you can see
their suitcases are packed
and they're just about to go on holiday
Patrick has managed to get hold
of some very cheap flight tickets
but they do have to travel all the way
to Duplo International Airport
I just hope, for their sake,
that this is the only reason
the tickets are so cheap
Oh, and Gary unfortunately isn't coming with them
Spongebob wants him to stay
at home and look after the place
Poor Gary!
Okay gentleman, after an hour's wait,
I think I can finally hear a bus coming
Okay Spongebob, if you load the luggage onboard
Patrick...you can get going to the toilet
Err, Spongebob...
How...
Never mind...
And so, Patrick and Spongebob
departed on the Bikini Bottom Submarine Bus
and started their journey to the airport
And, now that Patrick had been to the toilet
he was feeling much, much, better...
Just look at how much happier he is...
It was going to take over a day to get there
and the bus need to travel throughout the night
Now, normally if you're travelling on an overnight coach
you might be worried the bus driver
could fall asleep at the wheel...
...but with Spongebob and Patrick's snoring...
...there was no chance...
When they woke up in the morning
they weren't in Kansas anymore
Or Bikini Bottom for that matter...
This Duplo Land was a very peculiar place...
It just got weirder...
...and weirder...
Until, eventually, they arrived at
the Duplo International Airport Bus Terminal
I didn't even know this place existed...
but just look how busy it is...
And, here we have the bus driver now
leaving them at the airport
and driving straight back the way he
came to Bikini Bottom
And so, Spongebob and Patrick were left
standing at Gate 1 of the airport
Where they spoke to a very nice young lady called Jean
She informed them that she was
in charge of Gate number 1
and they needed to travel to Gate 101
Given that this was such a vast distance
She very kindly offered to
lend them her motorised baggage trolley
And so, Spongebob and Patrick
loaded up their luggage
And started their trek across the airport
They did take a wrong turn, to start with,
but soon they were back on track
Travelling past all the main planes and single seaters
Straight past VIP, down the far end...
And even past a field of flowers...
Until, eventually, they arrived at their gate
Well boys, well done, you made it
It has been a bit of a holiday already getting here
But, also Patrick, I think I can see
the reason why your ticket was so cheap...
Here's your plane...
In about 20 pieces...
But, don't worry!
I can use a little magic
and get this sorted for you in a jiffy...
Et Voila!!
Right Bernie, if you could load up
the aeroplane and take it off to the runway
I'll go and have a quick chat with Spongebob & Patrick
Right, well given that we've just had to build the plane
I assume a pilot to fly it is probably out of the question?
Soo, do either of you two have any flying experience...?
You do Patrick...?!
You know how to take off and fly a plane...
...but not how to land one...
Well...2 out of 3 ain't bad...
...let's just worry about that when
we get to the other side...
Well boys, it finally looks as though
we can get going on holiday
So, if you just make your way over to the plane
and load your luggage onboard
We can get on our way...
Wow...
...just...
...wow!
I've only seen baggage handling
skills like that by the professionals
You boys just have natural talent
Right Patrick, if you want to head to the cabin
and familairise yourself with the controls
I'll speak to the air traffic controller on the gate
and clear the runway for takeoff...
Oh, wait a minute, what's this...?
Oh no! Patrick is taxing down the runway
and he's left Spongebob behind...
But, don't worry Spongebob, I have a plan...
It involves this...
...and this...!!
So, get ready my spongy little friend...
You're about to experience...
...Mach 4!!!
More power!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick Patrick, pop the roof!
That's it Spongebob, floor it!
Now, hit the Mach 4 button!
And jump!
Phew!
You just made it in time Spongebob
Well done!
And yes, that is my arm...
...Patrick doesn't have a clue how to takeoff in a plane
But I haven't got the heart to tell him
Just look how happy he is
Now, the only problem we've got here
is that because the roof is off
the cabin is now depressurised
so we're going to have to fly at low altitude
But, there are it's advantages
Patrick can now stand up properly in the cabin
and we get to have a beautiful view
of what's beneath us...
So, as our heroes fly through the sky
Patrick can't help but think he has forgotten something
And Spongebob...
well,...he's still recovering from his Mach 4 experience...
Oh, and you would have thought Patrick
would have used all the modern instruments on
the plane to navigate where he was going
but, as he was flying so low,
he decided to look out of the window instead
and follow landmarks
So, this ended up taking them over Adventure Bay
where they could see a rescue going on beneath them
Oh look, it's the Paw Patrol and Captain Turbot
Over the top of Pirate Bay where they could
see the Tomy Aquafun Pirate Ship
And, finally, off the coast of Neverland
where they saw their friend, Captain Hook
Oh dear, that doesn't sound good at all
Yup...
...I know what it is you forgot Patrick...
...jet fuel...
Hold on tight, engine one's out...
engine two is out...
hello gravity!
Yahoo!!
Okay boys, we're going down
there's only one thing we can do
we're going to have to make a jump for it
Are you ready?!
Jjjjuuuuuummmmmpppppppp!!!!!!!!!
No, stop that!
They were flying that low it was just a small
jump into the water...
Well, Spongebob and Patrick have
to be two fo the luckiest characters around
Not only did Patrick fly in completely
the wrong direction...
and crash land within a stone's throw of Bikini Atoll
But Grandpa pig, Peppa and George
happened to just be sailing in the area where they landed
And, being the kind soles that they are
they offered to give them a lift
along the final leg of their journey
Whilst on-board
Patrick asked Grandpa Pig if it would
be possible to have a go at steering his boat
Grandpa Pig thought for a while
but, as Grandpa Pig looked to his left and
could see the evidence of Patrick's avaiation
skills floating in the water
and to his right, where he could see
Patrick's previous nautical skills
He kindly declined the request
Sorry Patrick
And so, they reached Bikini Atoll
and dived back home to the safety of Bikini Bottom...
And, now that our heroes have returned home
let's reflect on what we've learned today
Well, for starters, Spongebob...
He's learned not to leave Gary at home
with an empty bowl of food
because Gary ate the entire
contents of his house whilst he was away
That's right...
...he ate all of Spongebob's bedroom furniture...
...the stove...
...the bathtub...
...and even the entire contents of Spongebobs lounge...
...including his TV...!
Nice one Gary!
And. as for Patrick,
well, he's learnt absolutely nothing...
He's just gone out and bought himself the
cheapest, oldest, campervan he could find
It's a very nice campervan mind
Just look at it
Isn't it lovely?
And it comes with everything you'd expect
Including two deck chairs...and a table!
Not to mention a kitchen, sleeping area, and bathroom
But I think we've had enough fun for today
Don't you?!
Maybe another time...
Oh, and did I forget to say that Patrick
has already damaged a wheel arch on the way here
This doesn't bode well...
And, as for Squidward, well...
You'd swear by now he would have
considered moving house
I mean, just look how lucky Spongebob & Patrick were
The sinking plane debris completely missed their
homes and migrated towards Squidward's
home like a magnet
I don't know about you but I think
that looks like a modern art masterpiece
Especially with one of the wheels stuck out of the roof
But I guess beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
Better luck next time Squidward
Well boys and girls, that's it for today
Thank you all for watching and see you again soon
Toodle Pip!