The O'Reilly Factor with Donald Trump

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE
"NO SPIN ZONE"! "THE FACTOR" BEGINS RIGHT NOW.
♪♪♪ >> HELLO.
I'M BILL O'REILLY, AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A TERRIFIC
EVENING. THE SUBJECT OF TONIGHT'S TALKING
POINT'S MEMO IS A SCANDAL EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT ALL
WEEK. A SCANDAL NO ONE THOUGHT I WOULD
HAVE THE GUTS TO ADDRESS HEAD ON, BUT THE SHOCKING ALLEGATIONS
OF GROSS MISCONDUCT AND ABUSE OF POWER HAS BEEN DOUBLED AGAINST
OBAMA. [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S GO FOR LAURA FOR AN UPDATE.
WHAT'S THAT? LAURA NO LONGER WORKS FOR THE
COMPANY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I SEE. WE NORMALLY HAVE MELEE IN THE
STUDIO, BUT WE ARE REPORTING LIVE FROM 500 YARDS AWAY.
MALIA, YOU SPOKE TO OBAMA SECURITY ADVISER SUSAN RICE AND
SAID I BELIEVE SHE ILLEGALLY LEAKED THE NAMES OF TRUMP'S
PEOPLE TO THE MEDIA. >> YES AND SHE DENIED IT.
>> YOU ASKED HER POINT BLANK AND SHE SAID --
>> NO. >> WHEN SHE SAID NO, WHAT WAS
HER VIBE? >> HER VIBE?
>> WHEN SHE SAID NO, DID HER EYES SAY YES?
SOMETIMES THEY DO THAT. >> NO, THEY JUST SAID NO.
>> IT WAS A FIRM NO OR LIKE -- >> OH, MAN.
CAN WE DO THAT THING WE TALKED ABOUT.
>> TERRIFIC REPORTING, MALIA. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME, BILL.
>> WE WILL TAKE A QUICK BREAK. AS YOU KNOW, 60 OF OUR SPONSORS
HAVE PULLED ADS FROM THE PROGRAM.
NO WORD AS TO WHY YET. WE THANK THE FOLLOWING FOR
STICKING WITH US. >> "THE O'REILLY FACTOR" BROUGHT
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CHIPS. OOPS.
>> VERY PROUD OF ALL OF OUR RESPONSEORS.
THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO DISCUSS, BUT I ALSO HAVE BEEN IN THE NEW
THIS IS WEEK. SEVERAL WOMEN HAVE COME FORWARD
AND ACCUSED ME OF OFFERING THEM EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES HERE AT
FOX NEWS. THE DETAILS ARE FUZZY, BUT ONE
MAN WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME TO MY DEFENSE WHO IS UNIMPEACHABLE
ON ALL FEMALE ISSUES. PLEASE WELCOME THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES, DONALD TRUMP. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> HI. HELLO, EVERYWHERE.
GOOD EVENING, BILL, IT'S SO WONDERFUL TO BE HERE ON THE
FACTOR. I'M A BIG MAN.
>> I'M A BIG FAN AS WELL AND IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE.
YOU LOOK EVEN BETTER ON TV. >> I KNOW.
I DO. I LOOK FANTASTIC AND CAN I TELL
YOU SOMETHING, I ACTUALLY SEE A LOT OF MYSELF IN YOU, BILL.
>> THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT AND THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY
DEFENSE EVEN THOUGH NO ONE ASK YOU TO.
YOU EVEN WENT AS FAR AS SAYING BILL O'REILLY DID NOTHING WRONG.
>> THAT'S CORRECT. >> BASED UPON?
>> A HUNCH. A LOOSE HUNCH.
>> YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE FACTS OF THE CASE?
>> I'M MORE FAMILIAR WITH THIS CASE THAN, SAY, HEALTH CARE, BUT
I DIDN'T LOOK INTO IT MUCH, NO. I WAS BUSY BEING SUPER
PRESIDENTIAL BY BOMBING. >> I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT ON
BEHALF OF ALL WOMEN AND THANK YOU, DONALD TRUMP, FOR PROMOTING
SEXUAL ASSAULT AWARENESS MONTH. >> THAT'S RIGHT, BILL.
IT'S A SUBJECT NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HAND.
>> THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY THE FACTOR, MR. PRESIDENT.
MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. >> IS THAT A JOKE?
>> EXCUSE ME. >> A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY KEEP UP
THE GOOD WORK AND I FOUND IT WAS A JOKE.
>> I WAS NOT MAKING A JOKE. I PROMISE.
>> I'M BACK, BABY. >> DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY
HIT BOOK, OLD SCHOOL, LIFE IN THE SANE LANE.
IT'S ABOUT HAVING TERRIFIC MORALS AND VALUES AND COULDN'T
HAVE AM COME AT A BETTER TIME I'M BILL O'REILLY.
THANKS FOR WATCHING THE FACTOR.

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