The White House Easter Bunny Said it All

THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
WE HAVE BEEN ON A BREAK FOR A WEEK.
WE'RE SO HAPPY TO BE BACK.
LET'S GET STRAIGHT INTO IT, THIS MORNING WAS THE ANNUAL WHITE
HOUSE EASTER EGG ROLL, CHILDREN FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WERE
INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN FUN EASTER ACTIVITIES, OF COURSE.
THERE IS AN APPEARANCE BY THAT VERY SPECIAL VISITER, SOMEONE
WHO ONLY SHOWS UP TO THE WHITE HOUSE ONCE A YEAR, MELANIA
TRUMP.
(LAUGHTER) ALTHOUGH IT WAS GOOD THAT
MELANIA WAS.
THERE SHE HAD TO REMIND TRUMP TO PUT HIS HAND OVER HIS HEART
DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
HONESTLY, HAVE A LOOK AT MELANIA'S HAND HERE, LOOK.
♪ OH SAY YOU CAN SEE.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: KEEP IN MIND, SHE'S THE IMMIGRANT FROM SLOVENIA, HE
WAS BORN HERE.
HE SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
I MEAN THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE DOES TO ME TO GET ME TO STOP TALKING.
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.
BUT WHEN MELANIA DOES IT, IT'S LIKE PSST, REMEMBER YOU'RE THE
PRESIDENT.
BUT OF COURSE IT WAS AN EASTER EVENT SO THERE WERE BUNNIES AT
THE WHITE HOUSE.
HERE'S THE PRESIDENT TAKING A PHOTO WITH THEM.
NO, SORRY, NO, THAT'S THE WRONG PHOTO.
HERE'S AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE PRESIDENT WITH THE EASTER BUNNY.
NOW LOOK AT THE EASTER BUNNY'S FACE.
LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN WHEN EVEN A MAGICAL RABBIT CAN'T BELIEVE A
TRUMP PRESIDENCY IS REAL.
(APPLAUSE) WE-OF-BUT IT WAS A GREAT TIME
AND APPARENTLY THE EASTER EGG HUNT IS STILL GOING ON.
BECAUSE TRUMP HIDES THOSE EASTER EGGS AS WELL AS HE HIDES HIS TAX
RETURNS.
MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP, JR. WAS ALSO IN THE NEWS.
OVER THE WEEKEND HE POSTED A PICTURE OF HIMSELF POOLSIDE
WEARING THIS T-SHIRT THAT SAYS VERY FAKE NEWS.
I MEAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO THAT THEY WOULD RUN IN A NEWS
STORY ABOUT A GUY WHO OD'S ON MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS.
THIS PHOTO IS IS THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION, WHO HAS TWO
THUMBS, AND NEVER USED THEM TO DO AN HONEST DAY'S WORK IN HIS
LIFE.
THIS GUY.
MEANWHILE, THINGS STILL AREN'T LOOKING GOOD FOR UNITED
AIRLINES.
YOU REMEMBER LAST WEEK THERES WITH A HUGE STORY WHERE THEY
ASSAULTED A MAN BY PULLING HIM OFF A FLIGHT.
WELL, SATURDAY, UNITED KICKED AN ENGAGED COUPLE WHO WERE ON THE
WAY TO THEIR WEDDING OFF OF A PLANE FOR CHANGING SEATS.
I KNOW, BECAUSE YOU KNOW AFTER THEIR LAST PR DEBACLE UNITED
DECIDED WE'RE NOT GOING TO PULL ONE MORE PERSON OFF A FLIGHT.
WE'RE GOING TO PULL TWO.
BUT THAT'S RIGHT T WAS A BRIDE AND GROOM HEADED TO THEIR
WEDDING.
SO THIS GUY GOT DRAGGED DOWN THE AISLE--
(LAUGHTER) BEFORE HE GT DRAGGED DOWN THE
AISLE.
WE'RE TIMELY GOING TO END ON A BITTERSWEET NOAVMENT THE WORLD'S
OLDEST PERSON HAS DIED IN ITALY AT THE AGE 117.
YEAH.
IT'S TRAGIC.
SHE DIED IN A KNIFE FIGHT WITH THE WORLD'S SECOND OLDEST
PERSON.
I'M KIDDING, YOU KNOW HOW SHE DIED.
BIFNGEE-- BUNKINGEE DUMPING, I'M KIDDING, SHE WAS 117, IT WAS A
JET SKI ACCIDENT, I'M KIDDING AM BUT THINK ABOUT IT, SHE WAS BORN
IN THE YEAR 1899.
SHE LIVED THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS, A GREAT DEPRESSION, AND A
PRESIDENT WITHOUT RESIGNED IN DISGRACE.
AND IF SHE JUST LIVED A LITTLE LONGER, SHE COULD HAVE LIVED
THROUGH TWO MORE WORLD WARS, ANOTHER GREAT DEPRESSION AND A
PRESIDENT RESIGNING IN DISGRACE.
SHALL WE HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW

The White House Easter Bunny Said it All

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