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HEYYY! how's it goin bros?
Family Friendly Felix here! Is anyone still watching? *sad giggles*
today we're going to go through some more
commercials! you guys really like the last
video so we're doing it again! (stale meme)
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now there were some objects that I reviewed in the last
video they didn't make it I didn't get
the items in time and I would just
like to review one of my favorite one
right off the bat of the booty pop booty
pops I've scavenged the internet I've
searched the deep ends and I got the
booty pop I'm wearing kind of baggy
pants today so I don't know
family-friendly no don't-NO sexual
intended okay if you look at me sexually
I want you to click away right now (don't)
because he's not family friendly go
watch Casey all right there we go ( nice ass)
that's pretty good!
Dafaq is dis? oh my
god it's like a diaper. YESS!!
you can also wear it as a bra i suppose
how does it look? it does feel quite nice
I'm not gonna lie it feels like a
nice fucking ass I would love to have
this ass I know I sound like I'm joking
I'm not joking this is an amazing ass to touch (true AF)
that it feels great one hundred percent
unironically, amazing product. It's here
Hollywood's hottest new trade secret I
get up 100m side of bra enhances booty
pop panties are now revolutionizing
women's undergarments giving you sexy
curves in the ultimate list I've seen on
TV why is it no matter what you do the
view is never big enough for you it's
just all a big blurr it it's just I can't
tell what it is it's all just a big ol
blur got no clue one big sex could be
Jax valassis asshole for all I know a
little bit like horrible it looks like I
read lips what you're looking at emojis
what a dumb bitch diocese have you heard
of them what cutie is reading glasses
that's amazing let's see how the here
reactors phone come on and it's just
like it's encouraging instant clarity
why were reading glasses with that you
can look somewhat normal in when you can
wear fucking working go look at that
look at that guy who would walk around
like that I would never been able to do
it without oh my god this is amazing I
would never have oh my god and it's
amazing my ice I can finally see I can
finally feel this is actually really
cool do I look cool I feel like I look
real fresh real nice real tight hello
ladies zoom in on my fucking I pimple
that came in yesterday thank you it's
style now from having my way the world's
first now
solution invented by a woman invested by
a walnut gee I wasn't sure before I
don't like it when men do it but now I
might actually like it hot stylist
magazine and TV shows are raving about
them so just tuck them in you can just
tuck anything in what's the boy genius
it's not yes but here's the real
question if I order do I get two of them
BB offer absolutely free every fucking
time every fucking time they do this
they throw in two of them for no fucking
reason you know I don't need eight of
them I guess I need 16 of them if we go
back to big vision I swear they'll throw
in a double one as well protected carry
case free but I've hang on to help your
big bitches hang on hang on one
adjustable wired lanyard ok I still
offer really clear running guys together
beer oh look at that you get another one
I guess I really need two of them so i
can i can have a four hundred percent
vision so i can wear them double layers
you know what I'm saying every what kind
of sales trick is that if you subscribe
now you won't only get to subscribe for
free you get to subscribe again for free
you just hit subscribe and resubscribe
twice try it out it's free lindsay
introduces us to the newest arrival to
the Magic Bullet family oh it's the
magic bullet I've seen this done many
times thank you and mercy so will your
gift Oh me I'm waiting for a special
delivery oh my god the cringe i wanna i
want to kill me this is good this is
good stuff okay and it's just in time
special delivery for journey why did you
ring the door if you were just gonna let
yourself in any way she'll delivery for
Jenny oh come on and Mick just set it
right down there in the counter that's
what he dead you fucking moron nice
package
come on guys come on in and take a look
at this gather learning me you need to
check this out let me guess he's gonna
be super impressed later is the baby
bullet what is real have redesigned to
blade the motor and side into the
perfect combination for making perfect
purees for the best baby food making
system if you've ever seen oh I thought
it would be safe for babies to use I was
like oh so I can't stick my face in the
blender anymore well I'm not going to
buy it then it's a useless product yeah
he's still not impressed what is wrong
with him what the fuck almost 20 jars
and that's just what he's genuinely
board it's not like he plays the board
character the real question here is do
you get two of them call now and get a
second baby bullet system for free call
right now I need to call right now I
need two of them shock and bullying
while I'm blending what do you cry
hahahaha ready oh my god yes who's
fucking cracks like that you fucking
idiot wait until you see what I had I
really hope this woman spent her entire
life investment on this piece of shit
product because I hate her already I'm
sorry thank you cracker now you can
crack as quickly and effortless I just
imagined she was like I need to design a
product to castrate my man because he
cheated on me whenever I crack an egg
there'd be a mess on install button
that's on the counter well maybe you
just didn't learn how to do it properly
my new easy cracker is a snap andressa
frenzy and in the cradle and Stewie how
do you be in the visit well we're going
to test it out we're going to test it
out because I have one I happen to have
an easy cracker right here very nice but
i do i get to get crack it in order now
I had this for a while I'm actually
genuinely excited to see if this one
works you can tell arrival that looks
dirty I guess I'll crack in the package
so how does it work oh shit you know
what this looks pretty cool because it's
like separate sent someone definitely
stuck this in the wrong place you just
know that someone did not know it wasn't
me okay it wasn't me this is the first
this is my virgin I don't want to spell
I don't want to make a mess so I'm a
little nervous Wow
that really works doesn't fucking crack
this just seems like it seems like a lot
fucking harder than just cracking the
fucking hang it still doesn't fucking
work what a fuck yeah it's and here's
also like an ancient trick I don't know
if you know but it's like a wizard you
just do this actually you know what she
makes a great fucking case I was
horrible you were right Wendy you were
right I was wrong I take it all back I
did get out leave a like and I'll if you
want me to do more of these things
really fun I enjoy a glass thing at
people making bad business positions you
know is something wonderful about it so
leave like you enjoyed and let me know
if you want more check out my other
video that I did in this